UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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First in Venezuela shouldn't be a prize, the real prize is she's second in the Western Hemisphere, second and only two years behind the first one in Uruguay, Jubba The Huttess, and ironically who was forced out of office when it was found he falsified and forged legal documents as a lawyer.

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Even Jubba looks more like a female than other trons. tell them that she is amberlynns twinsister...
 
So today in the morning there was a earthquake of 4.9 in the scale in Valencia, nothing much happened other than some windows brokens and such, but the Chaviztas are not having any of it and they brought back the old reliable

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If the University of Alaska actually had the power to change the weather they'd warm up their own winters first.
 
A very exceptional Twitter post was posted by our girl Representative Ilhan blaming the situation in Venezuela on a US-backed Trump "far-right" coup.
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>a female Somali representative for Minnesota married to her own brother is railing against a businessman who is now president helping social-democrats overthrow a communist government in Venezuela and calling moderate socialists "far-right"
Imagine people in 1969 knowing this would be the future in 50 years.
 
>a female Somali representative for Minnesota married to her own brother is railing against a businessman who is now president helping social-democrats overthrow a communist government in Venezuela and calling moderate socialists "far-right"
Imagine people in 1969 knowing this would be the future in 50 years.

 
So today there was a meeting in the UN and like always our government did not send their best, they send Arreaza a cuck that only worth was marrying the daughter of Chavez, he begin his long diatribe of lies and worst of it he outright insult 90% of the members present there, it was so bad that when he begun Pompeo leaved the hall, according to some people he said that "he was not going to waste his time with illegitimate envoys of a non existent ex-president"

The jewel of the crown is that to show how much the people "supported" the government he show.... a slideshow that showed Trending Topics on twitter

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The rest is he shitting on Europe, shitting on Orange Man and shitting on everyone that dont like Maduro, that is practically all the planet
 
Maduro is pretty much desperate at this point. The "Foro de São Paulo" was a group composed of names such as Fidel Castro (Cuba's dictator), Lula (Brazil's president), Maduro and some other people, where they would make deals and plans about how to spread socialist ideals through South America (I can't make this shit up, it's like something you would see in a superhero saturday morning cartoon). Now Fidel is dead, Lula was arrested for corruption and the Foro the São Paulo's last hope was for Haddad (Lula's vice-president before he was arrested) to win in Brazil, being the biggest country in South America...and then Bolsonaro won and now everything is going deeper into the shithole for them.
 
Maduro is pretty much desperate at this point. The "Foro de São Paulo" was a group composed of names such as Fidel Castro (Cuba's dictator), Lula (Brazil's president), Maduro and some other people, where they would make deals and plans about how to spread socialist ideals through South America (I can't make this shit up, it's like something you would see in a superhero saturday morning cartoon). Now Fidel is dead, Lula was arrested for corruption and the Foro the São Paulo's last hope was for Haddad (Lula's vice-president before he was arrested) to win in Brazil, being the biggest country in South America...and then Bolsonaro won and now everything is going deeper into the shithole for them.

The victory of Bolsonaro pretty much killed the Foro de Sao Paulo, all the countries nearby saw with horror what could happen if Communist wins, no one want to be the next Venezuela so a electoral platform was created to prevent their rise and it worked, for example Gustavo Petro was a favorite to win in Colombia but a tweet where he praise Hugo Chavez was discovered and he plummeted hard because of it
 
The victory of Bolsonaro pretty much killed the Foro de Sao Paulo, all the countries nearby saw with horror what could happen if Communist wins, no one want to be the next Venezuela so a electoral platform was created to prevent their rise and it worked, for example Gustavo Petro was a favorite to win in Colombia but a tweet where he praise Hugo Chavez was discovered and he plummeted hard because of it
Now, S.A.'s socialist cabal goes tumbling down. As for Venezuela, Maduro, his cabinet, and his supreme court should hang like a human windchime for what they've done. Thus always to tyrants.
 
By the way if you see some shit in your news feed about "16 countries are supporting Maduro" they are commies, Maduro is trying to spin the disaster of the UN by claiming that 16 countries are supporting him when in reality they asked for a dialogue (a Neutral option), and in the case of Spain and Germany they gave him a ultimatum of 8 days to call elections or they are going to recognize Guaido, the ultimatums is just a mere stunt because legally it cant happen in that time, but this come after Pompeo said in the UN that the members have to pick a side OR ELSE so next week they are going to recognize him
 
I was archiving some tweets from another cow,
as I came across this tweet:

https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1088231425629921280
https://archive.li/Igt8N
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I don't really know what's happening in Venezuela,
the only thing I know that trump is backing the opposition.

Maybe I read the joke wrong,
but what's wrong with this blue checkmark?
Is that some kind of TDS? As if Trump would join forces with the USSR,
the left would join forces with uncle adolf.

Sorry, if I got it wrong.
 
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It's Syria again but this time America is on the defensive, Russia has a base there with two nuclear bombers and America doesn't like their presence there. Just hope it doesn't get hot and MUH MIGRANTS don't become an issue.
 
It's Syria again but this time America is on the defensive, Russia has a base there with two nuclear bombers and America doesn't like their presence there. Just hope it doesn't get hot and MUH MIGRANTS don't become an issue.
Not really. Russia was defending an ally to protect the current balance of power in the region, replacing Maduro with someone more friendly to the United States would be altering the status quo.
 
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Not really. Russia was defending an ally to uphold the current balance of power in the region, replacing Maduro with someone more friendly to the United States would be altering the status quo.

Agreed.
Russia is propping up a corrupt dictator, but pretty much every country's guilty of that at one time or another.
Unlike Syria, where Assad is the only thing keeping the whole thing from inploding into genocide, this guy is just a complete shitburger so its infuriating to realize if they'd cut him loose, things might start getting better.

But even then, no matter what happens in the coming weeks, Venezuela is going to be a fucked up banana republic hell-hole for at least the next 20 years. The only question what trajectory the situation will be on.
 
Bloomberg wrote an article criticising the State Departments's decision

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/a...venezuela-s-guaido-is-disguised-regime-change



Following the link you find



Actually Artice 233 isn't that complicated

https://venezuelanalysis.com/constitution/title/5



I.e. the National Assembly can vote a president out of power - 'abandonment of his position, duly declared by the National Assembly'. Which they did

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Guaidó#Assumption_of_presidential_powers_and_duties



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Venezuelan_presidential_crisis#National_Assembly_declares_Guaidó_president



333 is interesting



I.e. the idea is Maduro's inauguration was illegitimate and all they're trying to do is to reintroduce constitutional rule

350 is on much the same lines



I think it's fair to say the Chavistas probably should have got a lawyer to read this shit more carefully because it seems like the National Assembly can simply declare Guaido as acting president.
Chavez must be spinning in his grave knowing Maduro's cronies are about to tear up by force and fraud the constitution Chavez's cronies enacted by force and fraud.
 

Those two options are not mutually exclusive or mutually contradictory even.

Chavez must be spinning in his grave knowing Maduro's cronies are about to tear up by force and fraud the constitution Chavez's cronies enacted by force and fraud.

Chavez only gave a shit about his political popularity & nothing else.
 
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