🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Cowlick said:
"If you hadn't... you would've been forgotten about it." How am I not getting it?! Perhaps b/c there are two subjects in that sentence?! Also, I don't care about your policies; Things change.
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If you care about grammar so much, why not be an English teacher and share your "superior intellect"?
 
Unbovvered said:
With a mind that's permanently set and all mixed up?

sorry has this joke been done already
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Really?! I hadn't noticed... Wish all the jokes that post about me in this thread could say the same about themselevs (though I suspect some of them have been done, so long as we count their interactions with each other).

Actually, I dont believe myself to be any special kind of a thinker On a related topic, however, you might call me a "concrete-creating" thinker, since I'm sure the truth is many of you get hard looking at pics/gifs of me, my posts (here or on other sites), etc... Probably only adds to your reaction I mainly post here (when I do at all) late at night.
 
deductionotaku said:
In the interest of painting a picture, I'll bring up my incident. I was accused of being the hacker, but my threat was much more than words on a screen. According to TJChurch, I found out he was diagnosed as a diabetic and sent him a package containing a box of chocolates, a loaded handgun, and a card that said "Pick one" signed by my username. Yet this threat seems to have been dismissed, as I've spent no time in custody.

Discuss.
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That's the stupidest alleged threat that I've ever heard of. The police might or might not act on an ordinary threat, but including the handgun guarantees that they would act and gives them a serial number to trace back to the purchaser (to say nothing of the stupidity of including the username of somebody who would be a known suspect, or the financial waste involved in buying and getting rid of a perfectly good gun). Given that you don't seem to be a drooling imbecile, I'm quite confident that TJ made the whole thing up.
 
Cowlick said:
Really?! I hadn't noticed... Wish all the jokes that post about me in this thread could say the same about themselvs (though I suspect some of them have been done, so long as we count their interactions with each other).

Actually, I don't believe myself to be any special kind of a thinker. On a related topic, however, you might call me a "concrete-creating" thinker, since I'm sure the truth is many of you get hard looking at pics/gifs of me, my posts (here or on other sites), etc... Probably only adds to your reaction I mainly post here (when I do at all) late at night.
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Brah, you already have more than half the amount of posts I do.

From the looks of things I'd say you are quite fond of the CWCkiforums.
A True and Honest fan.

Glad you are so keen on replying.
 
The Littlest Shitlord said:
That's the stupidest alleged threat that I've ever heard of. The police might or might not act on an ordinary threat, but including the handgun guarantees that they would act and gives them a serial number to trace back to the purchaser (to say nothing of the stupidity of including the username of somebody who would be a known suspect, or the financial waste involved in buying and getting rid of a perfectly good gun). Given that you don't seem to be a drooling imbecile, I'm quite confident that TJ made the whole thing up.
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They don't appear to be one b/c the person looking at them is one... Also, keep the confidence in the fact that the poster made the story up.
 
Cowlick said:
Really?! I hadn't noticed... Wish all the jokes that post about me in this thread could say the same about themselevs (though I suspect some of them have been done, so long as we count their interactions with each other).

Actually, I dont believe myself to be any special kind of a thinker On a related topic, however, you might call me a "concrete-creating" thinker, since I'm sure the truth is many of you get hard looking at pics/gifs of me, my posts (here or on other sites), etc... Probably only adds to your reaction I mainly post here (when I do at all) late at night.
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I was actually hoping you'd respond seriously to me, TJ.
 
Hellblazer said:
The only thing that your pics do is remind people here to schedule regular dental checkups.
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That's not true. TJ's pics reaffirm my faith in the justice of the universe. The resemblance between the inner TJ and the outer TJ is uncanny. About a person who is unwarrantedly egotistical, we say that he has a "swollen" head. TJ's head is indeed visibly swollen. TJ's emotional and intellectual maturation seems to have stopped at an approximately 14 year old level, and indeed TJ's picture makes him look like a mere lad instead of a man in his thirties. And when speaking about a particular sort of smile, we sometimes call it an "idiot grin" and TJ is, in fact, our local village idiot. Put simply, TJ deserves to look the way he does. And that makes me feel good about the world we live in :heart-full:
 
Cowlick said:
"If you hadn't... you would've been forgotten about it." How am I not getting it?! Perhaps b/c there are two subjects in that sentence?! Also, I don't care about your policies; Things change.
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Oh good lord. How in the world are you so dense?

This thread was created because of your interaction with other netizens and how it showed what a weirdo you are. This site is dedicated to scouting for people precisely like you and discussing them. This thread exists because you have all the characteristics of a lolcow.

You being here and commenting as you do has added fuel to the fire and shown us a level of obsessiveness and idiocy that is uncommon among even the usual dregs of the Internet.

In short, this thread is here because you're simultaneously stupid and funny.

... Wow that got a-loggy fast...
 
Cowlick said:
Really?! I hadn't noticed... Wish all the jokes that post about me in this thread could say the same about themselevs (though I suspect some of them have been done, so long as we count their interactions with each other).

Actually, I dont believe myself to be any special kind of a thinker On a related topic, however, you might call me a "concrete-creating" thinker, since I'm sure the truth is many of you get hard looking at pics/gifs of me, my posts (here or on other sites), etc... Probably only adds to your reaction I mainly post here (when I do at all) late at night.
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Wow. For the smartest guy on this forum, you sure like to make use of argumentum ad hominem.
 
The Littlest Shitlord said:
That's not true. TJ's pics reaffirm my faith in the justice of the universe. The resemblance between the inner TJ and the outer TJ is uncanny. About a person who is unwarrantedly egotistical, we say that he has a "swollen" head. TJ's head is indeed visibly swollen. TJ's emotional and intellectual maturation seems to have stopped at an approximately 14 year old level, and indeed TJ's picture makes him look like a mere lad instead of a man in his thirties. And when speaking about a particular sort of smile, we sometimes call it an "idiot grin" and TJ is, in fact, our local village idiot. Put simply, TJ deserves to look the way he does. And that makes me feel good about the world we live in :heart-full:
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Wait, you mean this moron is actually older than I am (I'm 26)?

Holy shit...
 
The Knife said:
Forget the typos! I'm still working out what "also keep the confidence in the fact" means.
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He's insinuating that the story was concocted by me, not him as I claimed. I believe this has yet to be addressed, but it's the other aspect of his debating ability. Just as he claims there to be proof when there is none and proceed to mock anyone who can't find Waldo, he'll also insist anything that he believes can't be proven is a fabrication of the accuser. Continuing with the latter is a fool-hearty choice since it's come back to bite him more than he cares to admit, but occasionally he gets lucky. He pulled this off once before, as I outlined later. Although, I think I sent these posts proving my point to the Mod Forum instead of manually incinerating them, so maybe I could affirm my old claim.

Regardless, the package is a legitimate case. I concluded TJChurch being any real danger to me was as likely as hearing hide and Taiji play the full Art of Life. Therefore, I've never documented these purported actions of mine before I was obligated to delete them as off-topic spam, and I began to manually incinerate before he shifted to rippitydoo. I preferred to focus on his bashing threads and ban evasions since those were actually useful. Plus, I never thought I'd be sharing these stories outside of our community. I had no idea there would be anyone interested in hearing these stories.
 
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