CWC Pics

[Tubular Monkey]

It is the policy of this website that parts of Chris's body should not be discussed. As a moderator, it is important that I set an example by not making comments concerning same.

Having said that, damn he gotta weird-ass body in that picture. It's like they pulled him apart for storage the night before, woke up late the next day, and just jammed the top portion onto whatever bottom portion they could find. "But these are the hips of a 300 lbs. giant woman!"
"Doesn't matter! The bus is here!"

He does look oddly like a High Functioning Centaur.

 

[Dr.Research]

LOOK AT THAT FACE, GODDAMN!

The Beat generation writers and others could really learn a little about Zen from Chris, judging from this picture.

 

[KillerBob]

He does look oddly like a High Functioning Centaur.

He looks like Torgo- from Manos the Hands of Fate:



"It's getting dark, Barb will be home soon."

 

[Frank Rizzo]

He looks like Torgo- from Manos the Hands of Fate:



"It's getting dark, Barb will be home soon."

"The Snorlax says you can't stay here.....mmm, yeah...."

 

[nad7155]

Dreamcast and Bionicle? That's probably the best birthday Chris ever had.

The Dreamcast was pretty kick ass!

I still mess around with it sometimes.

 

[The_Hissing_Vigilant]

Brings plenty of nostalgia. I got bionicles and dreamcast Birthdays. Gives me the feels.
Than that "high functioning centaur" beings me back down to earth.

Better days for Chris, better days. Probably got Sonic Adventure 2. I had that contoller. That red one. The cool VMU slot. Wear your chao around your neck.

 

[Carlos Thin]

The Beat generation writers and others could really learn a little about Zen from Chris, judging from this picture.

I saw the TRUE and HONEST minds of my high-school destroyed by TROLLS, starving hysterical naked,
umm dragging them to-themselves through the niggo streets at, uh, dawn looking for ANGRY tobacky,
GodBear-headed hipsters for the--burning for the ancient doggy-heavenly connection
to the, the biological clock in the machine, machinery of night, umm, yeah.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Dreamcast and Bionicle? That's probably the best birthday Chris ever had.

like the you are special balloon, but they forgot the quotation marks around the word "special"

 

[JP 307]

I keep seeing Chris attempting to do some type of casual walk infused with some swag here, and the medallion would be his bling

 

[milkshark]

So tell me, is he resting his head on his soul boobies?

 

[Dr.Research]

So tell me, is he resting his head on his soul boobies?

It's good that he at least seems to be trying to do something good for himself (even if it is stereotypically), but those slices are just too thick.

 

[EI 903]

Thread is reopened, and the OP edited to reflect changes. Sperg on.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

So tell me, is he resting his head on his soul boobies?

Wow, he is. I never even noticed before. Always keeping it classy is Chris.

 

[YI 457]

Weeeellll...

I live in Europe, and I can assure you that a lot of people wear that kind of patterned clothing. So, anytime I see someone with the classic stripes plus jeans combination I giggle. My friends are used, even tired, to that particular reaction.

And thank you, this reminds me that one day maybe I would cosplay as Chris. Why not? Innocent fun.

 

[WilhelmIIofPrussia]

 

[The Joker]

Here are some of my favorites.

 

[Puranjin]

God, those stains on Chris' shirt in that last picture. Charming.

My favourite picture has to be

Aunt Corina isn't even trying. The sheer lack of fucks given in the Chandler family photo album is great.

 

[Trilby]

Nothing like Legos and a smoke, huh?

Still wonder what that grade percentage list was about. Were they getting paid for their grades?

The bewildered look of a geinus!

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Here are some of my favorites.

Barb looks like a low budget Carmen Sandiago cosplayer.

 

[alterid]

Nothing like Legos and a smoke, huh?

I think it was covered earlier in the thread but no; super talented lego genius Christian is listening to his marvelous lego walkman and snapping along to the ragtime or whatever old timey music he was used to listening to as a kid.