Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[White bubblegum]

I don't know about you guys, but I don't see a problem with the population of China and other miserable countries disappearing.

 

[The Fool]

Considering Put-Back Man exists solely to kill all fictional characters in the world, the merge might cancel itself out immediately after it starts.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Current merge status:

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

The part I'm more curious in..when this just fucking fails

He'll claim that the deadline is (and actually always was) the chinese new year

 

[Purple Stuff]

my new year's resolution is to kill myself before i have to deal with chris's sparkledog rats and horses

 

[Slowinthemind]

Do i still have time to create an OC niggo that wants to rape Chris?

 

[XanJoy]

As Chris rides his Sonichu into the sunset he reminisces about the last decade.
the good, the bad, the ugly. He smiles...

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

Soon he will tweet that the merge was successful and explain that we are all in shared dream realty, while we hibernate for 20 years. His true self will have transferred to the new dimension and left part of himself here, so he can monitor us till it's our turn to cross over.

 

[Gunslinger]

Happy New Year's Kiwis! No sign of any merging or sonichus that I can see. I wonder if Chris will avoid his Twitter for awhile because of this or if he will just move the date up.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I'm all for all the fun ebegging videos we're going to get now that he's not getting access to his imaginary bank like he actually though he would.

 

[.Magichan]

Soon he will tweet that the merge was successful and explain that we are all in shared dream realty, while we hibernate for 20 years. His true self will have transferred to the new dimension and left part of himself here, so he can monitor us till it's our turn to cross over.

If he's right, we're all gonna pay. The man was having his super powered animal goon squad monitoring homes, meanwhile he gives out the death penalty for slander.

 

[Guardsman42]

Happy New Year's Kiwis! No sign of any merging or sonichus that I can see. I wonder if Chris will avoid his Twitter for awhile because of this or if he will just move the date up.

I am now terrified of the Eric avatar you have coming over in the merge into my bed room.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Might be the moment where he just completely looses touch with reality and gets thrown in a mental asylum.

Let's remember, he thinks he has super powers right now.

Or maybe, he'll just hump his Barb body pillow pretending he's double penetrating it with Magi-Chan.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I'm all for all the fun ebegging videos we're going to get now that he's not getting access to his imaginary bank like he actually though he would.

I hope people will call him out on how he was doing just fine without begging for the past couple months.

 

[DeathHeat]

Oh, is the Merge supposed to be now?

But no, the world would erupt into total chaos if this was real.

People would freak out, shoot their OC's, bang their OC's, or just off themselves.

 

[MeepBeep]

10:34 PM here. No signs of the merge. Feeling oddly sleepy tho. Just ate about twenty years worth of food. Feel like I could hibernate a bit. May piss the bed, may not.

 

[Jack Awful]

I don't understand how Chris's plan of waiting to pay his debts until our dimension merges with the cartoon one so he can use the money from his fictional bank account to pay it off could have gone so wrong!

 

[TheBridgeburner]

No merge then, huh? Well, noose it is.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

It's past midnight here and I haven't become a genetically engineered transhuman warlord with a legion of Space Marines at my command. I'm beginning to think this merge thing is a bunch of malarkey.

 

[PuckishRogue]

There are zero big titty anime girls in my apartment, I want a fucking refund.