[31 Dec '18] Lukas Leaks More Mass Debating Videos - Will Chris Ever Learn? The Answers May Shock You!

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Somehow, listening to Chris take a long piss on the floor while talking about "getting this out of my system" is worse than anything I've seen so far including the unclit.
 
Someone in a Tree said:
If you had asked me this time last year where I saw Chris at the end of 2018, I certainly wouldn't have expected an alarming increase in the number of his sex tapes.
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No, a stubbornness to not learn from his mistakes has always been one of his faults. But to this level it seems like he's gotten even worse about it. He's falling for the exact same tricks, not even just falling for the exact same tricks. Cheaper, less effort versions of the same tricks. They aren't pretending to be his girlfriend being held hostage, they're pretending to hold his imaginary girlfriend hostage.
 
Here's a breakdown for those that don't want to watch:
1st video: 1 minute long
"Going to go ahead and boot it up" there's some dead air before Chris says, ".. yeah but... makinlove (?) with Magichan" there's some more dead air, sounds of clothes being removed. "Gonna do that real quick. Get it out of the way" dead air until the sounds of Chris urinating are heard. As floor plans confirm, there is no bathroom near Chris's room and the noise of urine hitting the floor (or a bucket) are so close to the camera mic that he has to be in the same room. As Chris urinates, he continues talking to Magichan. "You do me fir- You let me do you first, then I'll let you do me. Ok hubby?" Chris continues to urinate. "Let me just get this out of my system" Chris finishes up urinating "Just got one more thing (loud slap heard) Ow! Oh my g-" Chris comes onto the scene with a sigh. He is fully nude.
Things of note on video 1: Chris pees for a solid 30 seconds...on the floor. He details the plans of fucking, and then getting fucked by, Magichan.

2nd video: 1 minute long
Start the video with Chris fully nude in shot. "Yes [unintelligible] for us Hubby. some dead air before Chris starts singing All Star, "Some BODY once told me . . . " for sanity, I won't type up the whole lyrics. Just know that Chris is singing it poorly and not always correctly. Chris gets on the bed and pretends to make out with the air while he continues to sing the song. He fondles the air and attempts to kiss the air, all while singing. Screams "MAGIC BOND!" Shakes hips and makes out with the air, continues to sing to the song. Throws an imaginary person onto the bed forcefully. Starts pulling his dick. He is not hard. His gut jiggles. Makes trademarked Claw of Death with his hand over the invisible body he has thrown onto the bed. Continues to pull on his limp dick. Continues to sing... he is at the "Taking the backstreet" part of the song by this point. Sings "you'll never stop if you don't glow" as his smacks an invisible ass/person. Chris continues to pull his limp dick and tweaks a fake nipple as he straddles a fake person. "Hey now you're a rock star" as he hunches over, still pulling at his limpness. He is frowning. The video ends as Chris screams "all that glitters is gold" while hunched over. He is still not hard.
Things to note in video 2: Chris cannot sing. Chris is rough with what we assume is Magichan. Chris cannot get hard right now.

3rd video: 1 minute long
We open up as we left off. Chris limp and hunched over singing. Chris grabs his blue pillow, it's large like a body pillow, and puts it in front of his body as if someone was laying face down. Chris straddles the back half of the pillow. Holds it down as he fists it a few times. Chris continues to sing as he fists the pillow for a few more seconds before thrusting at it aggressively. Chris starts humping the pillow in a violent matter. He is still not hard the last time we saw his dick. The last 20 seconds of the video is the part of the song where there are no words. All we hear is Chris singing "da da dada da da da dada" as he uses both hands to try and get his dick hard. He continues to weakly thrust into the pillow as he loses energy.
Things to note in video 3: This is probably what it looked like as Chris humped the pillow at Barb.

4th video: 1 minute long
We open up with Chris moving from the pillow to sit on his butt while he continues to struggle with his flaccid dick . He continues to sing as the words come back. After 20 seconds of that, he appears to throw another person onto the bed and gets on top of them. Pillow is forgotten. Chris makes some weird jerk off motion into the air near his face. Chris then bitch slaps (or dick slaps) an invisible Magichan. His them a few times as they lay under him? Pulls invisible hips to his, limp dick in his hand. He continues to sing and pull uselessly. Starts humping the air. Last several seconds are Chris singing, pulling at his limp flaccid dick and humping the air.
Things of note for video 4: It's possible this video is the video of Chris getting fucked by Magichan with him on top (cowgirl style). I'm not sure.

Long story short, these videos are 4 minutes long in total. Chris does not get hard at any point. He seems like he's in pain and that this may not be something he wanted to do. His floor is likely covered in piss at this point...or he pissed in a bucket. Either way, piss is near as Chris never left long enough to clean it.
 
Jaydash said:
To this day I will never wrap my head around why every person who manipulates Chris needs some sort of video of him naked and jacking off. What about this is a win for them?
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At this point, I think it's just a long-standing tradition
 
When Tim Berners-Lee invented the Internet I wonder if he ever dreamed it would be used to allow thousands of people to share videos of a fat retarded man peeing on the floor and masturbating to videogame characters.
 
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4Macie said:
Things of note for video 4: It's possible this video is the video of Chris getting fucked by Magichan with him on top (cowgirl style). I'm not sure.
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I don't get it, it looks like him pulling his pud while opening and closing kitchen cabinets.
 
SiccDicc said:
Does this qualify as revenge porn?
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4Macie said:
It would fall more under "non-consenting" then revenge..but yeah. Basically.
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Oh, it's quite literally revenge, considering they're retaliating for Chris doxing them.
4Macie said:
But just like the scandals of old, doubt anything will happen.
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Idk... they're at least in the same jurisdiction this time. Chris might even be able to file the paperwork for a charge, not the DA. (Apparently that's a thing in Virginia in some contexts?)
 
So was Chris still OK with Lukas until he insulted the "special Sonichu" that Chris made? The timeline for the past week's happenings are kinda murky for me.
 
Marvin said:
Oh, it's quite literally revenge, considering they're retaliating for Chris doxing them.
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Jokes on Lillie and the other troon squad members if they think releasing sex videos will work as revenge on Chris, he’s shown many times he has no shame.
 
Marvin said:
Chris might even be able to file the paperwork for a charge, not the DA. (Apparently that's a thing in Virginia in some contexts?)
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Yes, to a magistrate. DC-311
Not saying Chris would be able to do it successfully or that it would be an easy prosecution though. Internet drama is tough in general.
 
Marvin said:
Oh, it's quite literally revenge, considering they're retaliating for Chris doxing them.
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If it was for revenge then these two are bona fide dumbasses. There's 99% chance the police won't give a shit but they still did something they can get penalized for and this affects Chris in absolutely no way.
 
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CoolGuyHitler said:
If it was for revenge than these two are bona fide dumbasses. There's 99% chance the police wont give a shit but they still did something they can get penalized for and this affects Chris in absolutely no way.
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Well they are 18-19, and teenagers are retards.
 
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