12/25 - The "Teen Troon Squad" reveals themselves, say they're behind the Merge

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He wouldn't kill himself over the merge not being real, but I think he could be convinced to kill himself to make the merge happen.

Quite. I really don't see Chris deliberately committing seppuku, but - as others have said - it's all too easy to picture some Idea Troon convincing him that he has magical/superhuman powers, and Chris promptly runs cheerfully off of the roof of a skyscraper, convinced that he'll fly elegantly through the air.
 
Plot twist, the troon squad really believes in the merge and soon we'll see a headline along the lines of, "30 Some Year Old Disabled Man Convinces Teenagers into Suicide Pact to Join with Cartoon World"
 
Chris posted more about the Merge. He's disregarded everything from the dox post, saying, "Please, Please, Please Do Not contact or pester either of my friends, the Captain or Lukas. The gremlin tried to divide the three of us, but we survived to continue working together as the friends we are." https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4128895/
 
Interesting that Lukas deleted all the recent tweets from the last 24 hrs after dropping Captain’s phone number. Is there a Cold War going down between prospective tard wranglers?
 
Interesting that Lukas deleted all the recent tweets from the last 24 hrs after dropping Captain’s phone number. Is there a Cold War going down between prospective tard wranglers?
They’re teenage girl troons so of course there’s going to be drama.
 
I love it! Came back from the christmas break and found this. Joined the Farms to point fingers and laugh at people and i'm already out of fingers :lit: It's back again to the
 
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