12/25 - The "Teen Troon Squad" reveals themselves, say they're behind the Merge

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Chris did not an hero over the shame of having 3 sex tapes and the constant JULAYYYYYYs then the merge not hapening right now won't either.
 
Ah. I see.
The people pulling the strings no longer have any other way to convince Chris this isn't utter bullocks and so they're showing themselves, challenging people, etc as one last ditch attempt to have staying power. Meanwhile Chris, not fully comprehending what's going on but knowing something's amiss, like a small child, is coming up with his last ditch attempt to feel important before this is over with.
 
i smell gay ops.

are we sure this isn't @Marvin or some of the other wannabe-wranglers trying to whip up a PA? i lost track of who's a good tardsitter and who's a bad one, so excuse me.

like the troony toons are turbo autists who deserve to be mocked but i don't like the idea of the farms being manipulated by some moralfag out to "punish" them.
 
I don't really care what will happen at this point. I just know the only way these shitty Chris sagas will end is when Chris has died
 
Giraffiroth said:
For a long while after finding Chris I was under the impression that he was the victim in his own story but the more dumb shit I see him doing, the more I realize he's just a fucking idiot who never bothered to learn how to make good choices.
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Chris is also autistic as fuck and was never taught how to cope with his disability. People have been fucking with him for years, his perception of reality has been distorted beyond repair. He's actually learned not to trust anyone who comes to him claiming to be whichever fictional character he happens to be fapping to at the moment. But eventually someone always finds a way to get to him.

Not to say he's not a fat moron, but this goes beyond mere idiocy.
 
AnOminous said:
Chris can get a grand just for attention. He has to raise his price for these desperate trolls. Not unless they give up their rosebud virginity to him do they get to "troll" him. Seriously, he should insist on that. He'd get that with the tier of utter fucking losers trolling him these days.
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Role reversal, I'd say.

Chris might now be a master troll himself and not even realize.
 
Also posted by that Twitter. Go ahead and delete it if you must but that would add to it’s validity.
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@Marvin I honestly tried to not mention it but this video of Chris kissing air has snapped me.

Your Stonecutters game failed! And if @The Captain is really in on this, it explains his sudden and random absence.
 
it's pretty great when you voice a hunch and literally 6 posts later its revealed to be 100 percent correct
 
but wait... 434 is an area code in virginia. the Captain doesn't live in virginia if im correct. possibly a burner, he uses to contact chris and just incase bullshit like this happens. cuz u cant trust chris with anything. so failed dox?
 
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