12/25 - The "Teen Troon Squad" reveals themselves, say they're behind the Merge

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Someone in a Tree said:
He had no need to keep the drawing of him fingering Megan either, but he kept the torn up remains in an envelope for a decade until he recently sold it. I know he hides it well, but Chris is pretty fucked up.
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Or he knows idiots will give him $1,000 for anything eventually. It doesn't do much to dissuade his hoarding if it's actually true that if he shits himself, some moron will give him a grand for the :briefs: some day.

Mariposa Electrique said:
You can't explain away 1,000 dollars. People have been giving him money just to fuck with him for a while now. It also coincides with Chris scrubbing his laptop. They lost control.
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Imagine people so much more friendless and autistic than even Chris that they have to pay a grand just for the attention of a literal middle aged retard.
 
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So the two wanna be boys have fallen out, and one has doxed the other in a shit attempt to get the Farms' interest. Both have now dfe, and they've probably already made up.

Meanwhile, Chris is oblivious to all of this shit and is merrily trying to accommodate whatever 'Magichan' (and all the other bullcrap the tts fed him) says, because that's all that matters to him.

Two teen girls only too happy to fuck up a mentally ill re.tard even more. Congratulations. What epic trolling. Hell, they even paid $1000 to hang out with the pants-shitting weirdo twice their age.

And people think Chris is an idiot.
 
Even if the merge wasn't delayed for 20 years, we would still be getting "the merge is happening soon!" tweets for the next 20 years. Buuuuut looks like Chris is still going to sperg on about it. How unfortunate.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
Even if the merge wasn't delayed for 20 years, we would still be getting "the merge is happening soon!" tweets for the next 20 years. Buuuuut looks like Chris is still going to sperg on about it. How unfortunate.
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Seems reminiscent of Harold Camping and his end of days predictions.

I know Chris is indeed very much autistic but I think he uses that as an excuse to just fully embrace his daydreaming nonsense as fact. If Bob or hell Rocky were still there they would have kept his feet on the ground.
 
Whether the dox posted are real or not, they did post a photo and that probably isn’t the smartest thing to do when you have malicious, autistic stalkers that are already stalking one autistic tranny.
That photo will forever be linked with Chris Chan. And someone will probably find out your real identity and you’ll end up with your own article.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
Whether the dox posted are real or not, they did post a photo and that probably isn’t the smartest thing to do when you have malicious, autistic stalkers that are already stalking one autistic tranny.
That photo will forever be linked with Chris Chan. And someone will probably find out your real identity and you’ll end up with your own article.
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Let this be yet another lesson in not touching the p o o p
 
That photo could just be like random kids he played Pokemon with in retrospect.

Or from his court ordered therapy if they did a group session.

Or randoms he met and forced into a photo.

In short; I think who ever is in that photograph is likely fairly innocent and just sort of got shat on.
 
Guts Gets Some said:
My question is how these kids (whatever sex they are) managed to instill such authority into Chris, where now he lets them shape his worldview.

Because they're 'girls' or because they paid him? Or both?
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It's because Chris is mythically gullible. Wise, Boyd, and these two ain't shit. Anyone with Chris's ears can do what they did (even a 13 year old)
 
Chris can get a grand just for attention. He has to raise his price for these desperate trolls. Not unless they give up their rosebud virginity to him do they get to "troll" him. Seriously, he should insist on that. He'd get that with the tier of utter fucking losers trolling him these days.
 
It's hilarious when neogender fuckshits are found out to be as shitty as they feel the people who tell them bunself isn't a fucking pronoun are.

Like, I've no doubt these idiots go on and on about the struggle of being them, all the while literally manipulating a legally recognized re.tard. And I think that's what's the most punchable about these kids, they seem like the types to decry bullying while being a bully, and the hypocrisy is hilariously annoying.

But hey, at least we got the single most boring arc Chris has ever had, good job hicks.
 
Gunslinger said:
No. Whoever posted that Magi-chan shit is backpeddling again because Chris posted this:View attachment 623146 View attachment 623147

I think Chris started to panic when he found out the Merge wasn't happening on Earth for another 20 years and someone clarified things with him. Now he believes he and some of his 'friends' will be transported to this new dimension to await the completion of the Merge.
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Would not be surprised in the least if Chris killed himself to complete the merge early. This shit sounds an awful lot like Heaven's Gate.
 
Wasn't Chris against smoking and drugs? I know he used to hate alcohol but eventually warmed up to it. Does he even smoke the stuff?

Magusyrup said:
This makes me think, what are these kids getting out of this? Do they like manipulating this quote unquote "internet legend". Do they want attention for being quote unquote "master manipulators"? I really hope these kids didn't find out about Chris from some Youtuber riding off that short wave of Chris Chan content that came up a while back...
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This is probably whats happening.
 
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