12/25 - The "Teen Troon Squad" reveals themselves, say they're behind the Merge

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For a long while after finding Chris I was under the impression that he was the victim in his own story but the more dumb shit I see him doing, the more I realize he's just a fucking idiot who never bothered to learn how to make good choices.
 
I'm as disappointed in kiwi farms (you inner circle spergs know who you are) as I am TTS. This could've been a gold mine of laughs. TTS clearly had some content (their own brand, not just Chris-themed) but hoarding info, and looking the other way have led to the most anticlimactic saga ever. It wouldn't have hurt Chris at all for us to know more about what's going on.

I know there are troons in Ruckersville I could be laughing at, but I dont know who. I know Chris shitting on a towel and hitting his mom is terrible, but I dont know how terrible.

Christmas sucked like it always does, but it feels a little worse knowing it could've been little better.

Happy Yule Time you fucking apes.
 
James Howlett said:
I'm as disappointed in kiwi farms (you inner circle spergs know who you are) as I am TTS. This could've been a gold mine of laughs. TTS clearly had some content (their own brand, not just Chris-themed) but hoarding info, and looking the other way have led to the most anticlimactic saga ever. It wouldn't have hurt Chris at all for us to know more about what's going on.
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James Howlett said:
as I am TTS.
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Since you've claimed to be part of the squad, I do believe a good run down is in order.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
So, in other words. Chris is a dirtbag, who doesn't deserve friends.
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Chris seems pretty opportunistic and uncaring about other people’s feelings in general, he says he does but it just seems superficial and he's only interested in what benefits himself.

Like when he was 'dating' one of his galpals (I forget which) and thought he got an opportunity to sleep with another women so he jumped at the chance immediately without a second thought.
 
sax_banana said:
20 more years!? God damnit i wanted to aee aee Chris go ape shit when he realised that the merge is bullshit
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It's 20 more years for us in dimension 1218. Chris has made provisions to be reunited with his loves much sooner that. Make of that what you will.
 
i am sure Chris will break financially and mentally before the merge is going to "happen." The trail has gone cold. So now what? will the manipulation escalate?
 
Words can't express how stale this is.

Every mother fucker wants to be the next Clyde or the next girlfriend or faggot in a pickle suit. Or be the one to finally "fix" or "be friends" with Chris. This has been a common complaint for years but it's getting nauseating because it gets worse and worse with this shit.
 
Lmaooo. Well i guess some rctarded gay ops-ish drama is a marginally better Xmas gift than some poor troon, who had Santa drop 749 autists screaming ":julay:!!!!" in her stocking.

I have no fucking clue wtf is going on, and am too hungover to give a shit, but the Merge being indefinitely delayed was 100% the most idiotically predictable plot twist ever- 0/10 to Magichan for that gay shit. Chris's completely no-fucks-given response was funny, tho. I swear he would have offed himself years ago if it wasnt for that goldfish attention span of his.

But did we ever see the porn shit TTS bought off Chris? Please dont tell me they paid $1k for torn up scraps of the Megan drawing? (Even if they didnt- $1k for autistic cartoon porn drawn in texta?!? :stress: Wtf is wrong with people?)
 
Crippled_Retard said:
Words can't express how stale this is.

Every mother fucker wants to be the next Clyde or the next girlfriend or faggot in a pickle suit. Or be the one to finally "fix" or "be friends" with Chris. This has been a common complaint for years but it's getting nauseating because it gets worse and worse with this shit.
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I agree though at least with the Dimensional Merge shit more people were interested in Chris because I feel this was something that he had in his mind for awhile too but his ego boosted when trolls pretended to agree. IMO Dimensional Merge is probably the closest I think we could get to Classic Chris but even then, the w-eens can just fuck off because they're boring. People will just care about Chris and ignore their part in that like how it seems boyd & wise were forgotten about though I can be wrong on that since I haven't followed what happened since they were first outed because they sickened me too much.
 
Crippled_Retard said:
Words can't express how stale this is.

Every mother fucker wants to be the next Clyde or the next girlfriend or faggot in a pickle suit. Or be the one to finally "fix" or "be friends" with Chris. This has been a common complaint for years but it's getting nauseating because it gets worse and worse with this shit.
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Honestly, the only time I've been having fun with watching Chris is when only he's doing something stupid. When other people are trying to wëen it just gets boring and tired.
 
CWC-curious-man said:
The same way her YouTube was clydes battlefield. Twitter is idea/tts battlefield. You burn the battlefield the war goes on hold.

To make Chris lock her account will be the solution. She will move to somewhere else to beg
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Again, that is not the decision that we observers get to make. We aren't the Tranny Gestapo or Internet Illuminati, we're a bunch of people who enjoy laughing at morons who fuck up their own lives so badly that they warranted either a thread or a subforum on this site. The sooner you learn that, the better you'll fit in and actually enjoy the show.
 
Gunslinger said:
No. Whoever posted that Magi-chan shit is backpeddling again because Chris posted this:
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I think Chris started to panic when he found out the Merge wasn't happening on Earth for another 20 years and someone clarified things with him. Now he believes he and some of his 'friends' will be transported to this new dimension to await the completion of the Merge.
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This sounds Jonestown. And who better to manipulate him than two 19 year old girls who hate themselves and constantly joke about killing themselves.

Chris's interpretation of death is immature like a child's. His grasp they aren't really dead at all, theyre just in another world. Couple that with two angsty teenage pot-smoking tumblr faggots and you have a recipe of manipulation.
 
No. Whoever posted that Magi-chan shit is backpeddling again because Chris posted this:
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I think Chris started to panic when he found out the Merge wasn't happening on Earth for another 20 years and someone clarified things with him. Now he believes he and some of his 'friends' will be transported to this new dimension to await the completion of the Merge.
 
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