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I'd say I'm in awe, but this doesn't even surprise me any more. "I'M IN DIRE FINANCIAL STRAITS! Also, I shall be taking 2 of the next 4 days off because I obviously need an entire day to run basic errands that literally every other person manages in their schedule without issue. Please contribute liberally!"
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Seeing his calendar bugs the crap out me. It is so hard to look at and follow. All Dave gots to do is to put a little effort and it wont look so shitty. I did a version of his calendar that is easier to follow, and I added some bright colors and designs for all the little kids in Daves streams to follow the schedule better.
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Kermit the Frog said:
Kat will definitely show up for the big begging stream; Phil will make sure of that since there's money to be made. She attracts a lot of "interaction" from his thirsty fans and detractors wanting to insult her.
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Didn't he say Kat was working during the day??


Also: Lest we all forget, keep in mind, that they're both going out to a restaurant for Christmas Eve dinner tonight. Knowing Phil this will be quite extravagant.

He goes big, or doesn't do it at all. Pay for it now, stress and hope fans pay it off later. Cause it's what they both deserve!
 
Awful Meerkat said:
This is so interesting to me. Tut as got under his skin so fucking much. Yet, if he won the case and kept the money, why is he still whining?
Either there's something he's not telling his fans (since Tut said he got all of his money back) or he's looking for more reasons to be a victim.
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no no no
dave's logic isn't anything to do with that
his logic was
TUT GIB SO MUCH THAT OTHER PEOPLE STOPPED GIB MONEYS
he doesn't want people to see lots of large donations and go "well, phil will be fine with that" and not donate
he wants people to nickle and dime themselves in a steady flow

but uh... he's fine with E7 giving so much
 
SoapQueen1 said:
that's because emerald_seven might come back, tut won't. it's ok to shit on the one who won't come back.
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the irony is that phil could have kept tut
tut did come back
and he could still have been there

E7 just visited once, said nothing and left.
no indication of anything

but maybe phil just prefers fans who just toss money and shut up
 
ZehnBoat said:
but maybe phil just prefers fans who just toss money and shut up
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We all know that if Phil had it his way, there would be no chat and anonymous people would just toss money at him without requiring him to do anything specific or interact with them in any way.
 
KingjadVCMP said:
DSP genuinely believes that tut doing what he did deterred others from contributing as much. He'll likely pull similar excuses after new year for this random emerald seven person
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Yesterday at the end when he was throwing a pity party because people didn't give him "festive" amounts of money he was referring to the E7 thing as his paypigs getting "Tut Syndrome".
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
I'm starting to think last night was just an act. He pulled the pity party card hardcore for the last hour. Every attempt for his fans to tell him what to do he just shot that shit down hard. With that and that mopey ass face, I think he was just trying to guilt trip and manipulate people to just donate him money.
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Considering he's now called off today's podcast I think you're right. Last night's pity segment was dipping his toe in the water to see how people would react to multiple hours of the same today. It yielded nothing so now he's just going to nurse his hangover.
 
WeeblesWobble said:
We all know that if Phil had it his way, there would be no chat and anonymous people would just toss money at him without requiring him to do anything specific or interact with them in any way.
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This kind of plays into a theory I have.

His streams always start late, and he usually rambles on for 90 minutes before he starts the game. I’m quite confident that he could just do pre stream for 4 hours and still make money while only bitching at the people in the chat, and they would still throw money at him.

This should surprise no one as it seems the bulk of Twitch viewers are either braindead socially awkward Sidellas, or braindead socially awkward & thirsty fuckbois who throw what little disposable income they have at thots who shake their tits and offer nothing to society.

TL;DR: Twitch viewers are dumb.
 
Pargon said:
Considering he's now called off today's podcast I think you're right. Last night's pity segment was dipping his toe in the water to see how people would react to multiple hours of the same today. It yielded nothing so now he's just going to nurse his hangover.
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It just shows that Phil can't even stream NOT playing videogames. It was the most pathetic shit I have seen on twitch in a long time.
He can't play videogames and pretend to enjoy them.
He can't even just talk with his chat unless they throw money at him. If they do he gives the most shitty fucking answer.
This man has no hope.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
It just shows that Phil can't even stream NOT playing videogames. It was the most pathetic shit I have seen on twitch in a long time.
He can't play videogames and pretend to enjoy them.
He can't even just talk with his chat unless they throw money at him. If they do he gives the most shitty fucking answer.
This man has no hope.
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He doesn’t need hope when he constantly has a gaggle of fucktwats who throw money at him regardless of what he does. He could scratch himself and burp into the mic for 4 hours, call it hard work and still make $100+. You can’t underestimate the pathetic nature of the typical Twitch viewer.
 
OneDaySon said:
I've never been one of those "DSP SHOULD TOTALLY QUIT HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS JOB, HE NEEDS TO FIND A JOB" kind of people before, but he needs to find a job now. It's just not working out anymore, clearly. And not only that, but he hates this. Its gone beyond burn out and more just "I hate what I do for a living" so why beg and struggle to keep a job you hate? He has to admit that the ride is over, and get a job. That way he'll have a consistent income so he wont have to worry constantly. Yeah he might end up with a job he hates but fuck, its obvious he hates his current job. So may as well get a job that you hate that at least has a clear, consistent weekly income.
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He can't just get a job though. It's impossible for him to make what he's making with a job. He has to drastically lower his costs.

Hungrymandinner said:
I fully expect Phil to be showered with bits today by his paypigs, just as the baby Jesus got loot (and 3 subs!) from the three wisemen. Phil will hit the 16k mark (oh wait, shocker, he’s moved the goal posts on his tax goal) and take off running down the streets of his gated community like Ebeneezer Scrooge, wishing his retired neighbors a merry Christmas. Kat, busy unpacking a Christmas feast from Boston Market, will wipe a tear from her eye and say, “The house is saved! It’s a Christmas miracle.” Meanwhile in Connecticut, Phil’s parents will both succumb to their long, drawn-out illnesses and leave Phil a richly deserved inheritance. Oh, and Tom Brady will buy the condo with a yawning hole in the roof for $2 million after Giselle falls in love with it.
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No showers for Dave today!

Pargon said:
Considering he's now called off today's podcast I think you're right. Last night's pity segment was dipping his toe in the water to see how people would react to multiple hours of the same today. It yielded nothing so now he's just going to nurse his hangover.
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I think the opposite. I don't think Dark is that good an actor. I think as the alcohol wore off, his fatigue set in making him morose. I think he knew/feared they won't make it rain, and his depression spiraled last night.
 
Destro1986 said:
He can't just get a job though. It's impossible for him to make what he's making with a job. He has to drastically lower his costs.



No showers for Dave today!



I think the opposite. I don't think Dark is that good an actor. I think as the alcohol wore off, his fatigue set in making him morose. I think he knew/feared they won't make it rain, and his depression spiraled last night.
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Imagine being so fragile that you go straight to criposting and cancelling streams because people didn't give you enough monies for doing recreational activities on the internet.

Is Phil a sixteen year old girl?
 
Pargon said:
Imagine being so fragile that you go straight to criposting and cancelling streams because people didn't give you enough monies for doing recreational activities on the internet.

Is Phil a sixteen year old girl?
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This brings up a good point actually. He DOES act like a teenager in a lot of ways. How he treats his significant others, how he treats things like cars and houses. How he treats his job. How he treats his friends and acquaintances.

He's very much in a teenage mindset, and it's leading to all his problems.
 
gin_nose said:
its always amazed me that he works basically 6 hours a day but cant run errrands in the day liek a normal person can run no problem who works 8-9 + commute......
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All he would have to do is move his 1st stream up to like 9 AM, actually start playing a game by 9:30, and he could end at (say) 2 PM. That would be 4.5 hours of actual gameplay (more than he does now), and he could still do a second stream starting at 8 PM and run that until 11 PM. That would be a total of ~7 hours of gameplay with 6 hours to do errands, prepare food, and so on. But then he would have to get up at a reasonable hour and not fuck around at night.

SkippyLongbottom said:
I'm starting to think last night was just an act. He pulled the pity party card hardcore for the last hour. Every attempt for his fans to tell him what to do he just shot that shit down hard. With that and that mopey ass face, I think he was just trying to guilt trip and manipulate people to just donate him money.
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Nah, it wasn't entirely an act. He absolutely 100% expected huge money to be tossed at him and was crushed when it wasn't. He also almost certainly hit the gin last night (hence the 2 AM drunk apology), which is why he woke up at 9 hungover ("feeling like shit"). Now he's just parlaying that into a post-Christmas begathon to try and get as much pity money as he can. And like I said, it'll work, because he's have a public MUH DEPRESSHUN tantrum.
 
Pargon said:
Imagine being so fragile that you go straight to criposting and cancelling streams because people didn't give you enough monies for doing recreational activities on the internet.

Is Phil a sixteen year old girl?
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If he was a 16 year old girl, he might be making more money on Twitch. (Yes I know this Thot isn’t 16 but my point is still valid)
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Gotta love that kwality Twitch content. Might as well just be called PornHub Lite at this point. 2,700 thirsty fuckbois throwing dollars at a virtual stripper in hopes that she will notice them. At least she doesn’t snort (I hope).
 
I think this is KHETs doing.
She probably didn't want to be part of the begging stream and told him to get the coach ready to go out.

Wouldn't surprise me one bit if he slips up on Wednesday and brags about the wonderful evening they spent in a restaurant on Christmas-Eve.
 
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If he was a 16 year old girl, he might be making more money on Twitch. (Yes I know this Thot isn’t 16 but my point is still valid) View attachment 621931

Gotta love that kwality Twitch content. Might as well just be called PornHub Lite at this point. 2,700 thirsty fuckbois throwing dollars at a virtual stripper in hopes that she will notice them. At least she doesn’t snort (I hope).
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If she can't queef Jingle Bells then it's not in the spirit of the holiday and I can't cum. 0/10

Streaming was a mistake overall and I can't wait until it dies.
 
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