Kiwi Farms inspired tarot cards
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Some Kiwi Farms tarot card ideas:
The Infinity symbol could be a halo, cuz RIP (
).
The white headband helpfully resembles the white hat Terry's wearing in the first picture of him in his thread's OP. The white T shirt he's wearing could also be included. Similarly resembling The Magician's white robe, it has a large design on it resembling iconography used in the Rider-Waite tarot deck (I think it was the TempleOS logo?).
In his right hand Terry could be raising his computer's power cord, powering TempleOS with the Heaven's above. Like The Magician with his left finger pointed, Terry's left finger could be pressing a key on his keyboard.
The table in front of him could be his computer desk. I'm not really up on the Terry Davis lore (most of my Lolcow knowledge is Darksydephil related). The cup could be a bottle of Shasta, and the circle bearing the Pentacle could be a circle bearing a butt, representing the "oddly round" asses that puzzled him. Maybe also a map symbolizing the travelling Terry did before his demise?
Also on the computer desk is of course his computer, displaying the TempleOS' Cross seen here (or maybe just the same design as on his shirt).
Maybe a bunch of computer cords and tech junk in the foreground?
The Wheel of Fortune could be the Halal'd Cows card. Figures are shown climbing, joining and frequenting the site, or falling, getting Halal'd.
With the Wheel and the inner-Wheel, in place of the eight letters and the corresponding inner eight directions, could be the nineteen Kiwi Farms ratings.
In place of the sphinx Fortuna presiding over The Wheel, it could be the dog in Null's avatar. Maybe to his left, the bird is a Kiwi bird in flight, dutifully bringing the dog his sword of judgement in its talons.
The anthropomorphic animals could represent the infamous Halal'd Furries likes Hirtes.
Where the snake is falling down the Wheel, FuckYou could be tripping over a couch.
In place of the figures' books, the keyboards they used to ascend and descend The Wheel.
I think I'll start doing Señor Haskins-Delici as The Empress, vision of feminine grace that he is, since the ideas have been fleshed out the most. It's a bit detail heavy with his tattoos, and I've got a cold, so I'm not sure went it'd be done, though :/
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He'd be seated a bit higher than The Empress in the original, sitting on his beloved bicycle. He'd of course be sitting on it sideways, because he doesn't know how to ride it.
His crown could be the hat he's wearing here:
In his right hand, he'd be courageously bearing aloft his cloven dick and balls.
Instead of the patterned dress, he'd be naked, displaying all those stupid tattoos (a miserable body of work to have to research).
The Female symbol below on The Empress' right could be his Trans-Latinx symbol.
The background could one of his maps of Australatina.
In place of The Empress' grain, strewn about his feet could be the various costumes and weaponry he's used as his identification props.
He'd be seated a bit higher than The Empress in the original, sitting on his beloved bicycle. He'd of course be sitting on it sideways, because he doesn't know how to ride it.
His crown could be the hat he's wearing here:
In his right hand, he'd be courageously bearing aloft his cloven dick and balls.
Instead of the patterned dress, he'd be naked, displaying all those stupid tattoos (a miserable body of work to have to research).
The Female symbol below on The Empress' right could be his Trans-Latinx symbol.
The background could one of his maps of Australatina.
In place of The Empress' grain, strewn about his feet could be the various costumes and weaponry he's used as his identification props.
The Infinity symbol could be a halo, cuz RIP (
).The white headband helpfully resembles the white hat Terry's wearing in the first picture of him in his thread's OP. The white T shirt he's wearing could also be included. Similarly resembling The Magician's white robe, it has a large design on it resembling iconography used in the Rider-Waite tarot deck (I think it was the TempleOS logo?).
In his right hand Terry could be raising his computer's power cord, powering TempleOS with the Heaven's above. Like The Magician with his left finger pointed, Terry's left finger could be pressing a key on his keyboard.
The table in front of him could be his computer desk. I'm not really up on the Terry Davis lore (most of my Lolcow knowledge is Darksydephil related). The cup could be a bottle of Shasta, and the circle bearing the Pentacle could be a circle bearing a butt, representing the "oddly round" asses that puzzled him. Maybe also a map symbolizing the travelling Terry did before his demise?
Also on the computer desk is of course his computer, displaying the TempleOS' Cross seen here (or maybe just the same design as on his shirt).
Maybe a bunch of computer cords and tech junk in the foreground?
The Wheel of Fortune could be the Halal'd Cows card. Figures are shown climbing, joining and frequenting the site, or falling, getting Halal'd.
With the Wheel and the inner-Wheel, in place of the eight letters and the corresponding inner eight directions, could be the nineteen Kiwi Farms ratings.
In place of the sphinx Fortuna presiding over The Wheel, it could be the dog in Null's avatar. Maybe to his left, the bird is a Kiwi bird in flight, dutifully bringing the dog his sword of judgement in its talons.
The anthropomorphic animals could represent the infamous Halal'd Furries likes Hirtes.
Where the snake is falling down the Wheel, FuckYou could be tripping over a couch.
In place of the figures' books, the keyboards they used to ascend and descend The Wheel.
I think I'll start doing Señor Haskins-Delici as The Empress, vision of feminine grace that he is, since the ideas have been fleshed out the most. It's a bit detail heavy with his tattoos, and I've got a cold, so I'm not sure went it'd be done, though :/
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Some Kiwi Farms tarot card ideas:
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He'd be seated a bit higher than The Empress in the original, sitting on his beloved bicycle. He'd of course be sitting on it sideways, because he doesn't know how to ride it.
His crown could be the hat he's wearing here:
In his right hand, he'd be courageously bearing aloft his cloven dick and balls.
Instead of the patterned dress, he'd be naked, displaying all those stupid tattoos (a miserable body of work to have to research).
The Female symbol below on The Empress' right could be his Trans-Latinx symbol.
The background could one of his maps of Australatina.
In place of The Empress' grain, strewn about his feet could be the various costumes and weaponry he's used as his identification props.
The Infinity symbol could be a halo, cuz RIP (
The white headband helpfully resembles the white hat Terry's wearing in the first picture of him in his thread's OP. The white T shirt he's wearing could also be included. Similarly resembling The Magician's white robe, it has a large design on it resembling iconography used in the Rider-Waite tarot deck (I think it was the TempleOS logo?).
In his right hand Terry could be raising his computer's power cord, powering TempleOS with the Heaven's above. Like The Magician with his left finger pointed, Terry's left finger could be pressing a key on his keyboard.
The table in front of him could be his computer desk. I'm not really up on the Terry Davis lore (most of my Lolcow knowledge is Darksydephil related). The cup could be a bottle of Shasta, and the circle bearing the Pentacle could be a circle bearing a butt, representing the "oddly round" asses that puzzled him. Maybe also a map symbolizing the travelling Terry did before his demise?
Also on the computer desk is of course his computer, displaying the TempleOS' Cross seen here (or maybe just the same design as on his shirt).
Maybe a bunch of computer cords and tech junk in the foreground?
The Wheel of Fortune could be the Halal'd Cows card. Figures are shown climbing, joining and frequenting the site, or falling, getting Halal'd.
With the Wheel and the inner-Wheel, in place of the eight letters and the corresponding inner eight directions, could be the nineteen Kiwi Farms ratings.
In place of the sphinx Fortuna presiding over The Wheel, it could be the dog in Null's avatar. Maybe to his left, the bird is a Kiwi bird in flight, dutifully bringing the dog his sword of judgement in its talons.
The anthropomorphic animals could represent the infamous Halal'd Furries likes Hirtes.
Where the snake is falling down the Wheel, FuckYou could be tripping over a couch.
In place of the figures' books, the keyboards they used to ascend and descend The Wheel.
I think I'll start doing Señor Haskins-Delici as The Empress, vision of feminine grace that he is, since the ideas have been fleshed out the most. It's a bit detail heavy with his tattoos, and I've got a cold, so I'm not sure went it'd be done, though :/
Just take your time buddy, I hope you get better.
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An infinity symbol hangs over The Magician's head, symbolizing eternity.
He is clad in white ceremonial robes, and the red mantle draped across his shoulders signifies his authority.
He "stands among a garden of flowers, to imply the manifestation and cultivation of desires".
In his right hand he raises his wand to the sky, his left hand pointing towards the grounds, "bridging the gap between Heaven and Earth".
On the table before him lay the four Elements, tools of The Magician's craft.
A halo hangs over Terry's head, cuz RIP.
His white T Shirt bears his TempleOS logo, iconography he bears in tandem with the monitor of his Commodore 64.
He stands among the clouds, cuz RIP.
In his right hand, he raises the power cord of TempleOS, symbolizing his role in connecting Heaven and Earth through his creation. His left hand hovers above his keyboard, poised to commence his divination.
This symbolic gesture also serves to cast down the "CIA Nigger" Terry once ran over, sending The Dark One to perdition.
On the computer desk before him lay the monitor, disk drive, and keyboard, and a 2 litre bottle of Shasta, tools of Terry's craft.
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The CIA nigger on the ground really makes it work. I love it
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Just some tips for coming up with the remanining major arcana cards.
The Hierophant represents a guide or teacher. Not really sure what you should do for this one. I've seen some people suggest that Peterson be included but imo he doesn't have that much of a presence on KF so idk if he's worth including in the deck.
Justice represents fairness and the law. Might be fun to pick someone who files a lot of lolsuits, like Yaniv, or Melinda Scott, the lady who keeps trying to take Null to court.
The Star represents inspiration and hope. The card typically displays a naked woman, so it might be funny to include a female who's known for her nudes or something? Maybe Lagoona with her fluttershy panties.
The Sun represents complete happiness and harmony...I got no ideas for that one, lmao.
Judgement is pretty self-explanatory. Traditionally, the card shows an angel blowing a trumpet and people rising up from their graves. You could use a cow that died for this one, or it might be funny to do someone who should be dead but is miraculously still alive.
Trying to take on the minor arcana might be kind of difficult because it's made up of 56 cards, but you could always just do one card to represent each suit: cups, pentacles, swords, and wands.
The Hierophant represents a guide or teacher. Not really sure what you should do for this one. I've seen some people suggest that Peterson be included but imo he doesn't have that much of a presence on KF so idk if he's worth including in the deck.
Justice represents fairness and the law. Might be fun to pick someone who files a lot of lolsuits, like Yaniv, or Melinda Scott, the lady who keeps trying to take Null to court.
The Star represents inspiration and hope. The card typically displays a naked woman, so it might be funny to include a female who's known for her nudes or something? Maybe Lagoona with her fluttershy panties.
The Sun represents complete happiness and harmony...I got no ideas for that one, lmao.
Judgement is pretty self-explanatory. Traditionally, the card shows an angel blowing a trumpet and people rising up from their graves. You could use a cow that died for this one, or it might be funny to do someone who should be dead but is miraculously still alive.
Trying to take on the minor arcana might be kind of difficult because it's made up of 56 cards, but you could always just do one card to represent each suit: cups, pentacles, swords, and wands.
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WTF, that was MY suggestion first. Credit MEEEEEEEEE
An infinity symbol hangs over The Magician's head, symbolizing eternity.
He is clad in white ceremonial robes, and the red mantle draped across his shoulders signifies his authority.
He "stands among a garden of flowers, to imply the manifestation and cultivation of desires".
In his right hand he raises his wand to the sky, his left hand pointing towards the grounds, "bridging the gap between Heaven and Earth".
On the table before him lay the four Elements, tools of The Magician's craft.
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A halo hangs over Terry's head, cuz RIP.
His white T Shirt bears his TempleOS logo, iconography he bears in tandem with the monitor of his Commodore 64.
He stands among the clouds, cuz RIP.
In his right hand, he raises the power cord of TempleOS, symbolizing his role in connecting Heaven and Earth through his creation. His left hand hovers above his keyboard, poised to commence his divination.
This symbolic gesture also serves to cast down the "CIA Nigger" Terry once ran over, sending The Dark One to perdition.
On the computer desk before him lay the monitor, disk drive, and keyboard, and a 2 litre bottle of Shasta, tools of Terry's craft.
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Russell Greer absolutely should be Justice. With his blindfold and scales as crooked as his face.
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Sargon should be the tower instead of death since it fits thematically reaper memes aside. Larry of Thatguywiththeglasses fame is the Hanged man definitely, given his response to that whole website imploding.
Also Sargon's tower should be a broken milkshake cup.
Also Sargon's tower should be a broken milkshake cup.
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I am a horrible artist, but I would love to discuss and argue the symbolism.
Lovers: I don't think that what has currently been suggested is bad, but I would like to put my own hat into the ring: Melinda Leigh Scott and her (current) husband.
Death: Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm just some persona fag), but isn't death supposed to be transformation rather than just death? I think that for if you want to use Sargon, the tower might be a better choice as the tower represents destruction/crisis.
The Tower: On the subject of destruction/crisis, I think that Wings of Redemption and DSP are good choices for this.
The Magician: Terry is probably the best fit for this one, as the magician represents someone who has a connection to the spiritual world, which Terry definitely had. May he rest in piece.
The Empress: I think this one is supposed to represent feminine power, so how about Zoe Quinn?
The Devil: Onison is a great choice for this
Judgement: Can we do Ulillillia?
Lovers: I don't think that what has currently been suggested is bad, but I would like to put my own hat into the ring: Melinda Leigh Scott and her (current) husband.
Death: Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm just some persona fag), but isn't death supposed to be transformation rather than just death? I think that for if you want to use Sargon, the tower might be a better choice as the tower represents destruction/crisis.
The Tower: On the subject of destruction/crisis, I think that Wings of Redemption and DSP are good choices for this.
The Magician: Terry is probably the best fit for this one, as the magician represents someone who has a connection to the spiritual world, which Terry definitely had. May he rest in piece.
The Empress: I think this one is supposed to represent feminine power, so how about Zoe Quinn?
The Devil: Onison is a great choice for this
Judgement: Can we do Ulillillia?