🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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JambledUpWords said:
I’m just anticipating Al being fully bedbound in 2019 with only a bedsheet as “clothes”.
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she'd have to order fancy sheets online with velvet flowers, lace and whatever and try to pull it off as a dress and say "look at this beautifulllll chest piece" it just needs a cardigan to dress up to go to cheesecake factory."
 
Her doctor will come dancing in, throwing flower petals everywhere and singing to Amber about her perfect health before twirling away back into the fairy palace.

Can't wait for her to sit down in front of the camera and lie about it for thirteen minutes.
 
Call me suspicious but it’s very convenient that she posts this photo after being in an ER with a friend.

I don’t know much about doctors in the US but I’m guessing that a wall mounted sphygmomanometer, ophthalmoscope and otoscope is are annoying in an office where you are seeing a mix of patients and need to be able to move around freely. Not to mention you’d probably use an electronic dynamap for BP not a sphyg.

However, they are highly convenient in ER cubicles where you are waiting for your friend to score his Oxy for his booboo before you go score some orange chicken.
 
FupaFiend said:
View attachment 620099 Oh. Okay.
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O rly?

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By some remarkable coincidence, here I am at the State Dining Room at the White House, waiting for din-din to be served.
 
captainpicardsjockstrap said:
don’t know much about doctors in the US but I’m guessing that a wall mounted sphygmomanometer, ophthalmoscope and otoscope is are annoying in an office where you are seeing a mix of patients and need to be able to move around freely. Not to mention you’d probably use an electronic dynamap for BP not a sphyg.
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No that is standard. That set up looks ripped from a picture of 1990's general physician's U.S. office, down to the wallpaper behind her. So definitely a modern Kentucky doctor's office. Also mix of patients? That shit on the wall is just for looking up people's noses and ears and mouths and checking their blood pressure, and believe it or not those black cords probably can stretch pretty far, easily to where the patient would be sitting.
 
'Heeey Guiz...so like today we're doing another blanketwarehouse haul! I know the haydurs will say I should order in Queen but I saw this awesome lavendurr pattern twin and I like just had to have it guuiz! It soooooooo doesn't clash with my naruto art covered bedpan becky did for meeee! LIKE NOT BED BOUND GUIZ! I tooootally rolled over on my own and Twinkie died of like, old age. I knoooow Eric tooootally showed you that I rolled on twinkie, but it's Laahs! The Haydurs totally made that video footage up guiz!"

BTW Hamber: https://www.blanketwarehouse.com/sheet-sets.html <--Real website! Maybe you should do a deal with them for if you wear their bed sheets as your clothes, which you basically will be in a month if you don't die from rampant diabetic complications, you get free clothes/bed sheets!
 
carolburnett said:
No that is standard. That set up looks ripped from a picture of 1990's general physician's U.S. office, down to the wallpaper behind her. So definitely a modern Kentucky doctor's office. Also mix of patients? That shit on the wall is just for looking up people's noses and ears and mouths and checking their blood pressure, and believe it or not those black cords probably can stretch pretty far, easily to where the patient would be sitting.
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She has no health insurance, so she can’t afford to be picky.
 
alpro slut said:
the three different styles of handwriting isn't really weird tbh, i think it's more weird that someone cared enough as to what her handwriting looks like to ask the question.
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maybe the person is into graphology. Problem is, Amber doesn't use cursive (probably doesn't know how)and is left-handed. That makes analysis harder.
Not that everyone doesn't know all about her already.
 
FupaFiend said:
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carolburnett said:
No that is standard. That set up looks ripped from a picture of 1990's general physician's U.S. office, down to the wallpaper behind her. So definitely a modern Kentucky doctor's office. Also mix of patients? That shit on the wall is just for looking up people's noses and ears and mouths and checking their blood pressure, and believe it or not those black cords probably can stretch pretty far, easily to where the patient would be sitting.
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Ah, I guess I was being somewhat optimistic. I forgot that this was Kentucky. By mix of patients I meant everything from babies, little old ladies, men, wriggly children to dainty 600lb princesses who are as healthy as can be, just big. A handheld scope is much easier to just grab and go than anything attached to the wall - those cords stretch but also tangle like a motherfucker (powerlevel - I use that stuff daily). Over here, that set up would definitely be more hospital based than doctor office based.

I guess what I was trying to say was - nice try Amberlynn, but pretty sure this is a laaaaaaah.
 
captainpicardsjockstrap said:
Ah, I guess I was being somewhat optimistic. I forgot that this was Kentucky. By mix of patients I meant everything from babies, little old ladies, men, wriggly children to dainty 600lb princesses who are as healthy as can be, just big. A handheld scope is much easier to just grab and go than anything attached to the wall - those cords stretch but also tangle like a motherfucker (powerlevel - I use that stuff daily). Over here, that set up would definitely be more hospital based than doctor office based.

I guess what I was trying to say was - nice try Amberlynn, but pretty sure this is a laaaaaaah.
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Is she lying? Probably. I'd bet more money on it being Eric's appointment or maybe Necky decided to get her BP meds checked again before her head pops off. Either way, it looks like a standard examination room in a doctor's office.
 
Maybe, but... could she even get onto the exam table? Lesser fats who are taller than her can have a hard time getting situated there, but she can barely walk and there's also the Destiny-era video of her being genuinely scared to "hop" down from a curb.
 
SweetDee said:
This is beginning to feel like the longest, poorly executed, most boring drawn-out snuff film ever.
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and least hot. Come on. Standards!

Here's a sad juxtapositional thought...
Amberlynn's Torrid XXXXXXL bedsheets are made by tiny, brown children in sweatshops.

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Anyway, this may be a bit nitpicky and tangent-y, but bear with me. You would think with all that prized hair hanging off that fat ham hock of a head of hers she'd at least want to try a new hairstyle every once in awhile. Invest in dry shampoo and go sleek, wear different types of braids or a even gasp try a tutorial?! Or are her fingers too much like kielbasas I mean shit. All she and BBBecky ever do is eat get fatter in every video that the feeders– oops! I mean "her supporters" request so heavily. Who would want to watch someone obese engorge themselves with food? It's like watching someone self-mutilate. Unsavory!
 
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