Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[androidwarrior]

For me the merge has been uneventful. Just work and wondering why Izaya from Durarara is in a high speed chase with the LAPD, Y'know the normal stuff

 

[Elysium]

So hows everyone doing with the merge going on?

I have been turned into a female rabbit with a purple dress. I have been merged into a furry ;-;

 

[deeman]

i died... i think.

 

[TS 298]

Pretty normal here, but some guy keeps knocking on my door, asking me to come training.

 

[Xanax]

since the dimensional merge, my life has been exactly the same, except every day i wake up with a different black dick in my mouth

 

[jc17]

Well, my butt itches... Otherwise I think nothing happened.

I have been turned into a female rabbit with a purple dress. I have been merged into a furry ;-;

Sorry about that.

 

[Elysium]

Well, my butt itches... Otherwise I think nothing happened.



Sorry about that.

It's not all that bad I get a pretty dress out of the deal and cool hat

 

[jc17]

It's not all that bad I get a pretty dress out of the deal and cool hat

Spoiler: That is a pretty sweet hat.

 

[(Taylor) Swift]

So hows everyone doing with the merge going on?

Tried to tell my boss I couldn't work because I was finally going to get to meet Batman and catwoman
After work I took a hot shower in preparation for my love fest with Catwoman and Poison Ivy...still waiting.

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

Nothing too drastic happened, but now I got this weird pattern on my arm. Looks like this

Should I be concerned?

 

[Elysium]

Nothing too drastic happened, but now I got this weird pattern on my arm. Looks like this

Should I be concerned?

Atleast your not a furry now >~<

 

[Positron]

The Dimensional Merge has been reported in Qinghai, China.

This is the Moon Rabbit, a well-loved figure in Chinese and Japanese mythology. The critter literally crashed down from the sky, flattening a whole playground filled with little children. This might be the first mass casualty of the Merge.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Nothing too drastic happened, but now I got this weird pattern on my arm. Looks like this

Should I be concerned?

No, there's no cause for concern. None at all.

Spoiler

 

[️ronic]

So hows everyone doing with the merge going on?

Nothing much... except this guy keeps showing up in my bedroom every night to fuck my wife while I'm forced to watch.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Oh god no, Japanese fiction is also include in the merge!

For the sake of your penetrable orifices, DO NOT APPROACH YOUR TOILET!

 

[Ghostbeater]

Oh god no, Japanese fiction is also include in the merge!
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For the sake of your penetrable orifices, DO NOT APPROACH YOUR TOILET!

Now Chris has to teach us the fine art of shitmyself and it's under cathegory donothing....We turn our gaze upon you, mighty CPU! Teach us!

 

[Optimus Prime]

I woke up and suddenly there was a cartoon as the President of the...

Oh, no, wait, that's just business as usual.

 

[Shibaru]

I've had strep for the past week, so that sucks.

Also, this has been staring at me from the corner of my room every night since the merge
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I've Seen a Similar Variation also Staring at me in the same Fashion.

 

[nvrwastetree]

My guess woud be that it is bullshit he came up with on the spot or 5 minutes before tweeting that, and his rampant autism made him assume that everyone would magically know what this new mongo-delirium of his was about.

Or the shining crest in his cheast is simply heartburn that he's mistaking for his "powers". Chris wouldn't be able to tell the difference anyways. There will come a day when Chris has a heart attack and will think he's regenerating like Doctor Who.

 

[Elysium]

My friend has turned into a sexy android who is also apart of the itty-bitty titty committee