Fate/Grand Order - aka Server Maintenance Simulator

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Although i'm saving all my crystals for Merlin / Kintoki on ENG server ( that golden bod ... ), I decided to use a few tickets for the Ishtar banner. I got Astolfo, EMIYA, and Francis Drake.

I also got my first event servant, Jeanne Lily. I haven't touched FGO ENG much, but i've been making some decent progress.
 
bigoogabaloogas said:
Holy shit.

Apparently, single rolls are the best way to go, since I just got Ishtar and Serenity.

wew lad
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Yep, technically speaking the server "seed" or some crap has more probabilities of giving the servant you want in single rolls that in 10 rolls, 10 rolls only give you the guarantee of a 4 stars or more, the problem is that is give you the thing that is has more probabilities so almost all the time is a CE

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I want him to make Evangelion jokes in my Chaldea (he is Li Shuwen Assassin)

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wouldve appreciated the super success when i used the 4 star exp cards, not the bronze ones
 
gachacunt said:
I also got my first event servant, Jeanne Lily. I haven't touched FGO ENG much, but i've been making some decent progress.
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Jailter is pretty cute, but why is the embodied innocence of Jeanne Alter who is also Santa wearing nothing except a bikini on her top? Before you answer, I know why, I just don't want to know.

She's arguably even worse than Jack, since at least Jack can wear that rag/shawl.


bigoogabaloogas said:
Holy shit.

Apparently, single rolls are the best way to go, since I just got Ishtar and Serenity.

wew lad
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IIRC all a 10x roll does is upgrade a random 3* to a 4* CE if no 4* or above is rolled. Someone did the autistic math and it was slightly better to roll singles.

That said I had a combined total of about 300 rolls from quartz + tickets and I didn't get Ishtar.

The only 4* I got was A Fragment of 2030 (which isn't bad, I guess).

This game does not want me to have og tsundere waifu. (:_(
 
So yesterday DW streamed the announcements about this year Christmas event and... uh well is something else

First of all the new standard in Christmas servants, we have to wait a year for this record to be broken

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Yes.... how the fuck she is a Christmas servant beat me, standard procedure as Christmas event goes, go to the raffle , get things to ascend her/get her permanent same deal still no information about the SSR but because you are not going to get him/her no one cares

List of servant that give bonus

  • Yagyū Tajima-no-Kami Munenori

  • Altera the Sun[ta]

  • Chiron

  • Arash

  • Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily

  • Cú Chulainn (Lancer)

  • Jaguarman

  • Hektor

  • Romulus

  • Akhilleus

  • Thunderous Emperor Ivan

  • Quetzalcoatl (Rider)

  • Astolfo

  • Artoria Pendragon [Santa Alter]

  • Martha (Rider)

  • Red Hare

  • Rider of the Resistance

  • Edward Teach

  • Anastasia

  • Thomas Edison

  • Charles Babbage

  • Hans Christian Andersen

  • Carmilla

  • Scathach (Assassin)

  • Assassin of the Nightless City

  • Charles-Henri Sanson

  • Atalanta [Alter]

  • Berserker of El Dorado

  • Darius III

  • Eric Bloodaxe

  • Caligula

  • Learning with Manga Berserker

  • Quetzalcoatl [Samba/Santa]

  • Martha (Ruler)

  • Katsushika Hokusai

  • Mysterious Heroine XX

  • Mash Kyrielite
NOVA ERA
 
Did you ever play brave frontier?
Its far more worst than fate/grand order
And its always maintenance every 10-12 days
Which is took 6 hour to complete the maintenance
 
>Roll last 3 quartz to get not-limited Lancer
>Get limited Ruler instead

Time to punch some infidels that dont believe in our lord jesus

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REGENDarySumanai said:
Granted, Martha knew Jesus.
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Her staff when she is Rider was given by him personally she also mention him several times in the Jailter Christmas Event, still weird that she is a SR but King David that is a ancestor of Jesus is a mere R granted is his "lily" version that doesn't even have Divinity (he has divine protection tho not the same)

That remind me that sperging we had in the IRC when it was confirmed that you could summon Messiahs (like Buddha well, one of them) in EXTRA (if you saw Last Encore the big ass ring that almost blowed all the Moon Cell is ONE of his NP)

Jesus is one of the persons that people don't know how to make it work in the Nasuverse, is pretty much a fact that he would be a Ruler/Saviour but if you follow the lore there are several things that could happen if you manage to summon him, the Abrahamic God is mostly confirm that it existed during the Age of Gods (The Ark of Covenant exist, is one of David Noble Phantasm and is his Bond CE) but like the rest his presence pretty much waned when Solomon died and was pretty much nuked when Jesus was crucified

1) Is affected by Innocent Monster like Salieri,Elizabeth Bathory and Vlad (Berseker) because there are several interpretations of him in all the branch of Catholicism (and some branch of weird ass Catholic witchcraft we have here) for example some people here dont believe that he was a Savior or something, only a very good and compassionate man so he would be summoned as a shepard like David that is how you mostly see him (at least here) instead of the ripped Jared Leto version with super powers that some church love to portray or he could be summoned as Superman because everyone believe he is something like him

2) He would be a concept like Nursery Rhyme, everyone relation the word Messiah with him even when in story there are others that also are considered saviours or at least have do more things for mankind so if for some reason he is summoned we would be amalgamations or other saviors

3) He would be a phony, mankind dont understand completely what salvation is or understand what a messiah is because no one has seen one since the age of gods, he would be like Angra Manyu that everyone believe is the cause of all evils in the world when in reality is just some poor kid that was cursed to oblivion because people believed it was the correct way to get rid of bad luck, so instead of Jesus you get something that resemble him and his (supposed) powers but would not be him

4) You would get a loli Jesus because japan doesnt care about pissing off the Vatican

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I'm going to be disappointed if this means we don't get christmas Lancer Alter next year.
 
We expanding now boyos, new Fate was announced today (i was asleep)

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Coming next year, yadda yadda expect anime, the internet sleuths already cracked the identity of the blonde kid

is the Little Prince, the plane was a death giveaway, bets are that he is from the Foreigner class
 
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