🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber still doesn‘t realize:

People watch her REGARDLESS of what she puts out.

She doesn‘t have to edit.
She doesn‘t have to be in front of the camera.
She doesn‘t have to be creative.
She gets rewarded for putting in 0 effort.
She can work from anywhere.
She can sleep in and go to bed late
(That she realized)

She achieved a job people can only dream of and she takes a break from earning more money?

Is she borderline brain dead?
????
 
Other people take a break before 2 weeks into a 4 week thing? Ok, but how many actually start vlogmas and see it all the way through? Far, far more.

Can anyone really be surprised, annoyed or upset? I honestly am shocked she stuck to a commitment for almost 2 weeks. Impressed...almost.
 
DarkSydePundit said:
Amber still doesn‘t realize:

People watch her REGARDLESS of what she puts out.

She doesn‘t have to edit.
She doesn‘t have to be in front of the camera.
She doesn‘t have to be creative.
She gets rewarded for putting in 0 effort.
She can work from anywhere.
She can sleep in and go to bed late
(That she realized)

She achieved a job people can only dream of and she takes a break from earning more money?

Is she borderline brain dead?
????
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She knows she's dying and online shopping is not helping her numb the pain of being a mountain since her hoof is injured she can't go shopping and finger fuck everything in the store with her stinky twat stink fingers.

She's got nothing to look forward too now.
 
Well. I guess we can all rest easy now.
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She's back to posting asspats and sassing the haydurs so life is back to normal after her terrifying health scare.
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xenomorph said:
Sure, Jan I'm sure you are the pitcher of health
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The intentional vagueness is pretty funny. I figure there are 3 options:
  1. She fibbed about having an appointment with the singing doctor
  2. She's holding out so she can use it for clickbait
  3. It was an embarrassing obesity-related condition
Currently leaning toward #3, which if true, we won't hear about it again.

Gotta love her commitment to detail on other things though. She's not "taking a break," (even though she specifically said she's taking a break in today's vlog) like whuut are you guys even talking about, she's just "not working" for a period of time.
And that haydur got it ALL wrong, she's 5'2 and-a-HALF so that BMI chart is WAY off. Get it straight, shitlords! I can't believe you would fudge the truth like that!
 
DaintyHole said:
I love how she says she doesn't take breaks, and then immediately says she is on one.
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What are you talking about?!!! Of course working gorl Amberlynn never takes breaks! When she’s not working diligently in proving her haydurs wrong, she’s busy reading her highly intelligent and well thought-out books about lesbian romance. When she’s not doing that, she’s coloring and and updating her very important information on sites like Twitter and Snapchat. On top of this, Al also has to be a loving gorlfriend to Becky as well as filming and editing her YouTube videos. To top it all off, she has to find time to eat, or else she will literally starve. Luckily, Becky is able to help out this poor lass by making sure she gets fed daily. Don’t you understand how important Amber’s job is? With that said, anyone could see how hard Amber is working, which is why she needs a break. She’s literally working all the time!!!

this is all sarcasm, obviously
 
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SweetDee said:
Savings? lol

Big AL is fucked.
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Yup. It's interesting how few 600 pound people have much in savings. Makes her decision today to take a break in the middle of Vlogmas, when she knowshe has an interested audience watching to see if she has a clot/taken a shower/had a complete meltdown on Becky/bought Becky anywhere near the number of gifts she gave Destiny a bit baffling.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
Yup. It's interesting how few 600 pound people have much in savings. Makes her decision today to take a break in the middle of Vlogmas, when she knowshe has an interested audience watching to see if she has a clot/taken a shower/had a complete meltdown on Becky/bought Becky anywhere near the number of gifts she gave Destiny a bit baffling.
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She only did it to not tell us what the doctor is telling her.

Which is every thing people say here.
 
Amber appeared to have taken a shower during that last vlog, but it doesn't seem that anybody buys that. Her hair did seem slightly wet. Maybe she did slip into the boys shower for a few minutes while they were gone. That seems like a really risky thing to do though. Nobody home to help if she fell.
 
literally low-key said:
Amber appeared to have taken a shower during that last vlog, but it doesn't seem that anybody buys that. Her hair did seem slightly wet. Maybe she did slip into the boys shower for a few minutes while they were gone. That seems like a really risky thing to do though. Nobody home to help if she fell.
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Nah after she berated Becky she demanded her hosing off because she needed to see the Livestock Vet the other day.
 
Her neck is fucking filthy. I know, I know, diabeetus negrocathasis or whatever. I get it. But that is straight FILTH on her neck and no one will convince me otherwise. She hasn't bathed in weeks.

Cessation of hygeine practices is a common symptom of depression. I think it happens to a lot of depressed people but they won't admit it, even if they're open to discussing other aspects of their illness. Thing is, when you're so depressed that you stop washing yourself, you're also firmly in get-no-joy-from-activities territory. Amberlynn continued to do her favorite things up until very recently--eating out and shopping. And she only stopped because of shame/being too fat to walk; that's different from depression keeping people from doing things. So it doesn't seem to be depression that kept her from bathing, she's just a filthy disgusting pig.

I can't imagine being that dirty and going out in public and genuinely enjoying yourself, yet somehow she does. Doesn't she worry about how she smells? It's baffling.
 
I love how she uses the excuse that "oh I have a terrible habit of getting out of the shower and putting my wet hair in a bun!" k, but that wouldn't make it greasy hon.
 
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