Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris sniffed cocaine?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris sniffed cocaine?

He'd get addicted and have to start whoring out Barb to pay for his habit. He'd buy a purple and green pimp suit and cane, and smack her around if she came home without his money.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) bought a dog treadmill or just some old treadmill off craigslist for the dogs?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Bob's phantom axe cut down social media across the entire world forever?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Bob's phantom axe cut down social media across the entire world forever?

He would be canonized.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What if Chris was just trolling us libtards and this was just a ruse all along?

People legitimately assumed that after he vanished immediately following this classic vid:

He would be canonized.

I would campaign to canonize him personally and become a celibate trap nun and pray to Saint Bob on top of Mother Mary.

 

[Shibaru]

What if Chris is Secretly a Furry and he only had a Disgust for Furries in a Public Situation?

 

[BeanBidan]

What if Chris just finally realized he's too old to be acting like a worthless loser and that everything was his fault so he puts up his troon clothes, shaves his head, talks normal puts on a suit and starts looking for a job.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

What if Chris just finally realized he's too old to be acting like a worthless loser and that everything was his fault so he puts up his troon clothes, shaves his head, talks normal puts on a suit and starts looking for a job.

He would fail

 

[Komrad]

What if the Dimensional Merge is actually just a pre-release advertising ploy for his newest comic in Sonichi?

 

[Shibaru]

He would fail

Only Job he'd manage to get is at another Wendy's.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris shat out money?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a metal head?

 

[Eichsterd123]

what if chris had a behilit?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris gave birth to Barb?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

What if Chris(tine) bought a dog treadmill or just some old treadmill off craigslist for the dogs?

What if you're psychic??

 

[AF 802]

What if Chris was actually biologically born female and transitioned to being a male?

 

[Andre The Roboto]

What if, The Cowboy from Mulholland Drive comes to visit Chris(tine)?

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

What if Chris woke up tomorrow with a fully functioning mind and was entirely cognizant of his past autism?

 

[Army Burger]

What if Chris shat out money?

He'd still do nothing