🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Tampon Head said:
They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but how can anyone find that thing attractive? Is it a fat fetish thing? Even if you're willing to look past her disgusting appearance, Amberlynn has a hideous, manipulative personality. There's no reason to be with someone that looks worse than the Michelin Man.
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Fat, manipulative, low IQ, emotionally rétarded lesbian birds of a feather flock together. Fat dykes like those two replace thought with emotion and emotion with food, so attractiveness isn't a factor. They're only together so Amber has a surrogate parent and Becky has rent and board without doing any work. They're as bad as each other.
 
Masta said:
Instead of predicting when she reaches 600 lbs, we should start predicting her death because it’s not looking too good.

My prediction: at this rate she may not see 30, so 1-2 years.

I wish she would wake up already, but the only way she will get serious is if she lost a limb.
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I'm pretty sure if she lost a limb, she would count it as a victory since she's 80 lbs lighter.
 
So today's video featured Amber in the the same outfit/braid combo she wore in last night's IG photo that was sooo cyuute she posted on all her social media.
Thought I'd do a little side-by-side comparison of Instagram Amber vs. real life.
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There were many comments under her photo: some asspats, some criticism, and quite a few questions. These, however were the ones she chose to respond to:
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You know Amber is serious about winning a battle of the wits when she pulls out the "lols" and crying/laughing emojis.
 
I love her "what does that have to do with x" defence. What does the barely recognisable image you uploaded have to do with your actual beetus moon face?
 
Pretty sure her legs are bigger/worse than that photo. I remember one of her ankles looking like it was seven months pregnant, and they were already both covered in a fat puddle. That was about two years ago.
 
Remember DS9? Ferengi tradition to sell dessicated remains of the dead?

Becky could just sell like, Amber's fat. There's enough fucked up people out there. She'd be in T-shirts and junk for a few years at wommart and have more stories. She could even do like a yearly dead people newsletter to buyers for life.
 
Masta said:
She is holding enormous amounts of water in her legs, well all over, so she's not wrong when she says she has water weight. If it goes untreated, then her legs will puff up, leak fluid, at a high risk of infection, and the worse case the skin will rot.

For others curious about AL's Lymphedema and what it is:
What is Lymphedema?
"Lymphedema swelling that occurs when fluid drained by the lymph vessels does not flow out of the arm, hand, chest and upper back, groin, legs"

What makes Lymphedema worse?
"Sodium Sodium (salt) can worsen lymphedema Refraining from adding salt to food while cooking or at the table. Avoid high-sodium foods like processed foods, deli meats, canned vegetables and soups, condiments, frozen or convenience entrees, savory snacks, certain cheeses, pre-marinated meats and fast food. "

What stage is AL in?
Stage 2:
"Swelling takes on a spongy consistency and “pitting” is less present. Does NOT respond to elevation. Fibrosis, or scar tissue Gradual thickening of the tissues on the limb as it increases in size."
"When lymphedema remains untreated, it will progress. "

source: https://slideplayer.com/slide/3451276/


If AL doesn't get treated, it will look like this [WARNING: GRAPHIC]:
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I also think her legs already look like this. atleast I know her feet has that soft dainty pillow look to them.
 
497 said:
I also think her legs already look like this. atleast I know her feet has that soft dainty pillow look to them.
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You may be right, she never talks about or shows us what her legs look like. Just from the little peek it looks to be much worse than her large biceps.

If she ever does get on my 600lb life, I will be at the edge of my seat to see the shower secene, so I can see those bad boys in their full glory.
 

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Strine said:
I love her "what does that have to do with x" defence. What does the barely recognisable image you uploaded have to do with your actual beetus moon face?
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The more I look at that IG picture, the more impressed I am that the filter was able to somehow corral her bloated lower jowls and all her neck fat into something that resembles a single chin.
Interestingly, fellow cow Chantal was listed among the people who dropped a like on that photo. If anyone's going to appreciate this feat of filtering, it would be her.

While I do give Amber props for not blocking the haydurs and having pretty thick skin, she always seems to pick the most random shit to address and handles it in the weirdest and often worst way.
If she could take a moment to step back and react to these kinds of things with humor instead of getting so defensive and sassy, she'd actually come off looking better than the haydurs.
But I guess coming up with witty responses would take too much effort for our talented but super busy writer gorl.
Also, how is telling everyone Becky cheated on her diet any less cunty than than bitching at her for eating your cereal?
 
That's actually more fucked up imo. You would expect a deathfat to be food aggressive and stingy. But for AMber to actually get angry at Becky for "cheating" on the diet... imagine if Becky got mad at Amber even once for the thousands of times AL has cheated on a diet?

I bet she was stamping off to the kitchen to binge and then blamed it on Becky afterwards "YOU ate coco puffs Becky! You cheated so I HAD to because that's NOT FAIR!"
 
I will fully admit to being :autism::autism: here, but Amber's answer about that "Cocoa Puffs" situation made me suspicious, so I decided to look into it for fun.
Here's the incident in question (timestamped):
This video was uploaded on Eric's channel on June 27th. On Amber's channel the same day was a vlog featuring the beanbags going out to eat at a Mexican restaurant (where she ofc got double-rice) and going to the movies, where I'm certain they didn't get a tub of popcorn.
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Also of note, this was ONE week after the infamous "Eat With Me at Cheesecake Factory" orange chicken video, and around a week before departing on their "Pride" CF /Ubereats hotel room extravaganza food orgy. And there were mentions of going out to eat in the videos in between.

She truly expects us to believe that she clearly remembers this ONE day out of the weeks and weeks of gorging this summer that they were going to "eat healthy" but alas, Becky ruined it for them with a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

Nice try Al. You can sass it up with 100 crying/laughing emojis but I'm afraid you're a LAH. And an asshole for using Becky as your meat-shield yet again.
 
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Most breakfast cereals are fortified with a lot of shit, so characterizing even the sweetened ones as 'unhealthy' doesn't make sense as a defense for why you were seen freaking out at someone for eating them.

Cocoa Puffs has at 10% RDA: Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Calcium, and Vitamin D.
Cocoa Puffs has at 25% RDA: Iron, Thiamin, Riboflavin, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin B12, and Zinc.
Cocoa Puffs also has: Phosphorus 6% RDA, Magnesium 4% RDA, Potassium 2% RDA, and Copper 2% RDA. They also are fat-free and low sodium.
These are the amounts per ¾ cup 100 calorie serving. Becky looks like shes having two servings plus miIk, so double those vitamins and minerals and add in some MiIk Protein: Casein, a slow releasing protein comprising 80%, and whey protein the other 20% and I'd say Becky had a pretty fucking healthy breakfast for 300 calories.

Do you want to tell us what was really bothering you now, Hamber?
 
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Basketball Jones said:
View attachment 611491 Guess she still wants that sceptum piercing?

...My god this is such false advertising.
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All I see is this :
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Facial features floating on a large stretch of flesh. I guess what Cassandra has going for her is that all she is is a face and a lot of skin but Amber's over inflated balloon head with a face drawn on it has a massive Glad force flex garbage bag stuffed to capacity body attached.
 
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