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יונה זונה @remembrancermx: "On top of everything, my abuser ruined Star Wars for me since we were "married" on Star Wars Day. Just thinking about it now makes me sick."
💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS
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יונה זונה @remembrancermx: "On top of everything, my abuser ruined Star Wars for me since we were "married" on Star Wars Day. Just thinking about it now makes me sick."
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Not only is she getting fake married on Star Wars day, she considered not getting fake married on Star Wars day because of a superhero film, which I think is a great indicator of how seriously she takes adult life.
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You honestly don't even need a lawyer , the shit is easy. Not gonna power level, but I know the process. After a name change you can petition the state/county that holds your birth certificate to amend it with your new name; you'll need an official copy of your name change from the county you did it in. You can also do this with other official government documents too; marriage certificates, birth/death certificates, anything that establishes a person or a link between people can be amended as long as you present official documents when petitioning. But the worst part is, she doesn't need to go to Florida for it. You can find most government forms online, print, fill them out, then mail them in; you can even receive new copies of the form with your new amended name on them, and they'll send you the name change paperwork back as well. And even if you can't get them online, for a fee, the state/county can fucking mail the forms to you. Even with as much bureaucratic bullshit exists, it's not that hard. She's fishing for ass-pats and head rubs from her online fan club.
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Countdown to humblebrag pics of her anti-kosher Disney meal...
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She seems to have gotten over her "how am I ever going to enjoy Disneyland again because PP" thing.
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Becky "gets over" a lot of the bullshit she's crying over on Twitter the moment she tweets about it. I feel like the hairdresser incident showed us exactly how she operates - nothing is really bothering her but Becky is a colossal bitch who is addicted to drama and attention so she uses Twitter to create her endless sea of misery rather than acting out in reality where she might face consequences for being such a miserable cunt to everyone.
The sole exceptions to this would be her cucks and her poor parents who she knows won't do anything to her.
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In today's edition of Things That Totally Happened: While in the (women's) restroom, Bex selflessly came to the rescue of a poor helpless lady in a wheelchair, and was then accosted by the evil white ableists at DisneyLand.
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Sure Becky, we know you passively aggressively tweeted at a student trying to dye your awful hair vs confront them. The odds of this showing up on r/thathappened are very high.
We know this scenario took place in your head (and on twitter).
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IMO, entitlement is speaking over a handicapped woman.
Did the woman in the wheelchair want to personally confront the woman who cut in front of her? Did she want to let the incident slide? We'll never know, because Becky took it upon herself to cause a scene for the sake of a stranger!
Also something about white people? If Becky points out that the rude woman was white, it cancels out her own whiteness, I guess.
And I think it's funny how Becky refers to both of these women in the women's restroom as women (ASSuming their genders) but uses the pronoun "them" in her chatlog. After all, it's important to respect that this WHITE woman who totally exists might not prefer "she/her" pronouns, and these Twitter posts are ALL ABOUT showing that woman respect.
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So is this completing the at least once a month cycle for the year going to the overpriced theme park?
I too whole heartily support the impending #Bexit but we all know she will never go through with it because it would reduce the number of oppression points in her larder and she's got to catch them all damn it.
Oh look, she had to go pee in the women's restroom, muh dysphoria!
I too whole heartily support the impending #Bexit but we all know she will never go through with it because it would reduce the number of oppression points in her larder and she's got to catch them all damn it.
Oh look, she had to go pee in the women's restroom, muh dysphoria!
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That is a good point. If she is "Yonah" now, why the hell is she in the women's room?
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Non-binary, bro. It’s like hexadecimal or something.
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I think she said she chose it because it was an ambiguous name and could be either gender.
Ie, as per usual, she wants trans asspats without doing much to earn them.
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I know she put non-binary as her gender, but Yonah is just the Hebrew form of Jonah, which is a man's name. (I know she is just being her usual try-hard poseur self, but this kind of shit is why we need an eye-roll sticker for Becky posts.)
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I think this illustrates something that is relatively under-discussed here, that is, how much of Becky's life is utterly dominated by useless Pop-culture trinkets and money sinks. Her life is completely about the most banal and consumerist shit, even compared to someone like Chris Chan. In fact, her only saving grace compared to him is that she at least does attempt to seek out work to pay for part of it (which is partly negated by the fact that she ebegs constantly, but I digress).
I mean, it's the millenial thing by now, but almost every photo of Becky's has to have at least one useless thing of that sort in it: Toys, DVDs, Posters, vidya consoles/controllers, Plushies, T-Shirts..etc.
This is purely conjecture on my part, but I think this is probably because of the BPD, because I frequently sense that Becky feels like she has a gaping hole where her soul is supposed to be, and she continually tries to fill it with fake identities, weird cuckoldry-based relationships and pop-culture. Well that hole will never truly be filled with that shit, the Jewish conversion thing would have been an ok attempt at fixing this if she didn't so blatantly pursue it for its value in winning Twitter slapfights and general dramamongering.
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It's the degree which is baffling. Plenty of normal, functional people have an interest in pop culture and it barely even registers because it's such a minor part of their overall life - even if they decide to do something quirky like get married on Star Wars Day. With Becky, though, it's utterly pervasive. There's just never a circumstance or event in her life which doesn't revolve around her identity in one way or another - whether it's one of her victim identities or her pop culture identities.
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It means you can go into either bathroom, depending on which would cause the most possible drama.
Jonah was swallowed by a whale, unlike Becky, who is a whale.