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Hey Becky, you should note that we make fun of you for being a fake jew all the year round, not just on Hannukah.

As for the RIOT stuff, I'm betting that at this point the riot staff probably actually do feel pretty good every time you step in shit online and track it all over.
 
RisingPheonix said:
Her parents don't seem to monitor her twitter, but they do know she begs on it for money. During the not-cancer crisis Mami noted with dismay that Bex was begging for medical funds (likely because Bex was refusing their money) and that she wouldn't need to do that if she was more sensible.
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Was there any evidence of this? I vaguely remember that there might have been, but I also find it very difficult to believe that Becky would ever do more than a token rejection of any offers of money before immediately taking anything offered.

In fact, I'm pretty sure that if she did a standard, 'Oh, no, I can't take your money,' as a prelude to being forced against her will to accept even more cash from her parents, and her parents actually then said, 'Well, OK, we offered,' and don't give her the money, it would prompt a furious week of tweeting about how hateful her Mami is and how her parents don't respect her. Becky appears to be a shameless grasper who doesn't care where her toys-and-Disneyland money comes from - and preferably without her having to work for it, though no doubt she'd say that having to deal with her mother was emotional labour.

tl;dr: Becky is a lying cunt.
 
RisingPheonix said:
Her parents don't seem to monitor her twitter, but they do know she begs on it for money. During the not-cancer crisis Mami noted with dismay that Bex was begging for medical funds (likely because Bex was refusing their money) and that she wouldn't need to do that if she was more sensible.
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According to Becky her parents refused to give her money for the LEEP procedure because Mami said she should suffer the consequences of being a whore. While I'll take stdh for $1000 on that, Becky would absolutely tell her parents that she's been forced to beg for money from strangers if Mami even suggested that the Gerber-Klein household should have been able to afford the bill without help.

There is no reason at all to believe that Becky's parents monitor her online presence in any way or that anything they know about what happens online has come from any source other than Becky and the cucks.
 
#FreeMamiAndPapi


I keep going into threads and making similar comments, and I feel like it's ultimately a commentary on the fact that all lolcows have genuinely good people in their lives who are trapped in the shame vortex.

except Barb, fuck that bitch.
 
Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
#FreeMamiAndPapi


I keep going into threads and making similar comments, and I feel like it's ultimately a commentary on the fact that all lolcows have genuinely good people in their lives who are trapped in the shame vortex.

except Barb, fuck that bitch.
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I hope that every time Becky tries to play the "Mami and Papi are being harassed" card from now on, someone posts Daniel's comment about how he would have punched Mami had Cuckson not stopped him. If Mami and Papi have reason to fear anyone, it's Becky's side piece. Perhaps someone should tag Riot into a tweet asking whether they have any comment to make about one of their former employees wanting to physically harm an old lady.
 
Becky has mentioned her papi supporting her nerdy interests numerous times, as well as shared anecdotes on how they bonded and I'm sure she's mentioned specific childhood moments with her mother. The only thing I remember about her grandparents was one of her grandfathers saying how much they loved her hair, which I am sure was a lie that she spun so people wouldn't question why a transman (which she was at the time, iirc) had such long, feminine hair. So this 'raised by grandparents' story is another lie to justify some bullshit, which is her Judaism this time.
 
Old Blighty said:
Becky has mentioned her papi supporting her nerdy interests numerous times, as well as shared anecdotes on how they bonded and I'm sure she's mentioned specific childhood moments with her mother. The only thing I remember about her grandparents was one of her grandfathers saying how much they loved her hair, which I am sure was a lie that she spun so people wouldn't question why a transman (which she was at the time, iirc) had such long, feminine hair. So this 'raised by grandparents' story is another lie to justify some bullshit, which is her Judaism this time.
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To be specific, the reason she won't cut her hair is because a grandfather of some variety complimented her hair once.
 
Old Blighty said:
Becky has mentioned her papi supporting her nerdy interests numerous times, as well as shared anecdotes on how they bonded and I'm sure she's mentioned specific childhood moments with her mother. The only thing I remember about her grandparents was one of her grandfathers saying how much they loved her hair, which I am sure was a lie that she spun so people wouldn't question why a transman (which she was at the time, iirc) had such long, feminine hair. So this 'raised by grandparents' story is another lie to justify some bullshit, which is her Judaism this time.
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It's definitely possible that Becky grew up in a multi-generational household and that her grandparents looked after her while her parents were at work. It would even somewhat support Becky's claim that she only spoke Spanish until school age. But most people wouldn't consider that being "raised by" their grandparents.
 
Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
To be specific, the reason she won't cut her hair is because a grandfather of some variety complimented her hair once.
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I'm sure she has specific reasons for the skirts, lingerie, makeup, cleavage-showing tops, and fact that literally everything she does is based on being a female except twitter.

repentance said:
It's definitely possible that Becky grew up in a multi-generational household and that her grandparents looked after her while her parents were at work. It would even somewhat support Becky's claim that she only spoke Spanish until school age. But most people wouldn't consider that being "raised by" their grandparents.
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Most people wouldn't consider precancerous HPV growth to be OMG I AM A CANCER SURVIVOR either but here we are.
 
I watched through the stream which was extremely funny, but I have to ask the veteran Bexarians- has she gone especially off the chain this year, or has it always been like this?

I read through the thread and it feels like this has been an especially drama laden year for her. In reading through it seems like the Riot years were a little more cohesive with their arcs (Daniel schrodingers abuser, conversion, vaguing) and now she has like 6 storylines going at any given time (the cucks, fertility/miscarriage, mysterious daddy revealed to be abusive pundit, I love Mami and Papi/I’m never speaking to them again, birth family, suicide, suing Riot, etc)

For people who have been following Bex for a while, is she always like this and I just didn’t notice in the read through since o had “spoilers” for how her sagas ended or has she actually gone off the chain this year?
 
repentance said:
It's definitely possible that Becky grew up in a multi-generational household and that her grandparents looked after her while her parents were at work. It would even somewhat support Becky's claim that she only spoke Spanish until school age. But most people wouldn't consider that being "raised by" their grandparents.
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That is possible. A lot of Latino households do this, so it isn't too fetched. But what casts doubt is that she hasn't mentioned this before, iirc, despite all of her oversharing and ranting about being adopted.
 
Old Blighty said:
That is possible. A lot of Latino households do this, so it isn't too fetched. But what casts doubt is that she hasn't mentioned this before, iirc, despite all of her oversharing and ranting about being adopted.
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That's why I asked. I don't recall her mentioning it before but I only followed her intermittently until quite recently.
 
wimzi said:
I watched through the stream which was extremely funny, but I have to ask the veteran Bexarians- has she gone especially off the chain this year, or has it always been like this?

I read through the thread and it feels like this has been an especially drama laden year for her. In reading through it seems like the Riot years were a little more cohesive with their arcs (Daniel schrodingers abuser, conversion, vaguing) and now she has like 6 storylines going at any given time (the cucks, fertility/miscarriage, mysterious daddy revealed to be abusive pundit, I love Mami and Papi/I’m never speaking to them again, birth family, suicide, suing Riot, etc)

For people who have been following Bex for a while, is she always like this and I just didn’t notice in the read through since o had “spoilers” for how her sagas ended or has she actually gone off the chain this year?
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Well I'm not a vet, just an avid reader who enjoys watching a drama whore lie her ass off on Twitter 24/7.

Sure it seems like a whirlwind of a year for Becky, but a lot of it is recycled material. The parental drama is old hat; we've seen her claim to be "raped" by an "abuser" that she "loved" before; she got a series of new jobs but all she ever does at work is cry under her desk so nothing really changed there; she's appropriated cultures in the past, but the conversion to Performative Twitter Judaism was a nice new spin on an old theme; she has threatened humanity with offspring in years prior, I think she even claimed a miscarriage for sympathy while her Riot job was on the rocks; the suicide baiting doesn't even bear mentioning by now, she's really beaten that horse to death.

One rather original bit that springs to mind was her birth family quest. Finding her birth father then instantly cutting him off when she found out he was a Trump supporter was pretty hilarious. It did end a bit abruptly though, so I hope she finds her birth mother in 2019 and ties up that storyline.
 
Leibowitz said:
It did end a bit abruptly though, so I hope she finds her birth mother in 2019 and ties up that storyline.
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Personally, I'm holding out for the wedding arc. No way is that going to happen without massive amounts of drama during the months of lead up.
 
Leibowitz said:
One rather original bit that springs to mind was her birth family quest. Finding her birth father then instantly cutting him off when she found out he was a Trump supporter was pretty hilarious. It did end a bit abruptly though, so I hope she finds her birth mother in 2019 and ties up that storyline.
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Around the same time this happened, her bio-dad gave her info about her mother that seemed to instantly kill the fantasy of her bio-mom being super progressive and loving in the way Mami isn't. She declared 0 interest in finding bio-mum from then on and has since mostly dropped the bio-family talk. I think you can safely call that a closed chapter
 
RisingPheonix said:
Around the same time this happened, her bio-dad gave her info about her mother that seemed to instantly kill the fantasy of her bio-mom being super progressive and loving in the way Mami isn't. She declared 0 interest in finding bio-mum from then on and has since mostly dropped the bio-family talk. I think you can safely call that a closed chapter
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Damn. Well at least we have Wedding 2: German Boogaloo to look forward to. Everything old is new again.
 
My favorite Becky thing, having watched the stream about a day ago and reading back through bits of the thread and OP to catch up, is how she always flip-flops between complaining about her parents being terrible and abusive and literally cryin rn because GAMERGATE TANKIES are egging Mami's house and bombarding the poor old Cubans with phonecalls and emails full of nasty messages.
 
wimzi said:
I watched through the stream which was extremely funny, but I have to ask the veteran Bexarians- has she gone especially off the chain this year, or has it always been like this?

I read through the thread and it feels like this has been an especially drama laden year for her. In reading through it seems like the Riot years were a little more cohesive with their arcs (Daniel schrodingers abuser, conversion, vaguing) and now she has like 6 storylines going at any given time (the cucks, fertility/miscarriage, mysterious daddy revealed to be abusive pundit, I love Mami and Papi/I’m never speaking to them again, birth family, suicide, suing Riot, etc)

For people who have been following Bex for a while, is she always like this and I just didn’t notice in the read through since o had “spoilers” for how her sagas ended or has she actually gone off the chain this year?
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I think her tone and demeanor have devolved over the time we've followed her, but she's always been an opportunistic drama vortex looking for any way possible to declare victimhood and stir up some shit. And get money from strangers, that really feeds her ego. Mind you, it's totally unnecessary because all signs point to Jackson's family money keeping this shitshow rolling, but money from marks online is her ultimate validation.

The most irritating part of following Becky is a lack of consequence. Most cows suffer from their awful decisions and personality, but the only important thing we've seen Becky lose was the prestige of being a game archivist. The pay was irrelevant, Jackson the doormat with a trust fund has that covered. Being a game archivist made her special and unique, and she got an asspatting interview when Riot hired her to the position. When she Twittered and cluster B'd her way out of Riot (and in reality, out of any real career prospects), she suffered her only real consequence that we got to see. When Daniel almost had sense talked into him, she had a close call with another actual consequence, but apparently calling him a rapist repeatedly to all his friends & everyone on the planet via Twitter convinced him that staying and drinking the kool-aid was the right decision (??????). Any other consequences she's had were minor. Though watching her get turned down by Disney (a job she definitely jills off to) even though Jackson's family has DEEP connections there was fun, as was the progressive biofamily fantasy getting dashed on the rocks.

Nowadays, Becky has 2 fully subservient cucks, financial security from the Gerber fund and no career prospects to guard. Outside of one of the cucks waking up to reality (a chance rapidly approaching 0%), the only thing that could really sting her is Twitter closing her account. And that would be boring for us.
 
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