Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

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MerriedxReldnahc said:
Not a school story, but my dad was fired from one of his first jobs (possibly in high school I think) because his boss saw him wearing a Maiden shirt on his day off.
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From what I remember, the shirts that were deemed offensive were the heavy metal ones and those with patriotic slogans. So it was mainly a satanic panic + dats rayciss kind of thing.

Shirts with beer brand logos or the Playboy logo were A-OK though.
 
My second grade teacher had a hamster as the class pet. A lucky classmate got to bring it home every weekend. One week I got picked! Lucky me! I went to get the hamster after school only to find it dead :(
 
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There was an emo, bisexual, furry (maybe he corrupted me), drag queen, attention whore retard in high school who was stoned 24/7, wore RazorFist-tier shitty metal makeup, liked lolicon, and constantly fucked roatie slags (including one in a wheelchair) and would show people his ugly hentai pictures. One time, he was suspended for coming to school in a skirt...without underwear. And he ultimately got expelled for getting caught fucking his crippled roastie in the disability elevator. He was a weird mofo
 
At least one kid in my district gets caught masturbating every year. This one kid in particular was caught three times in the same year.
 
Vyxenn said:
At least one kid in my district gets caught masturbating every year. This one kid in particular was caught three times in the same year.
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That reminds me of the time one kid masturbated under his desk and was telling us all about it as he did it. I can never remember what the class was called but we had to play monopoly and try to invest and shit so as he was cranking it out the rest of the group and I had to touch the same dice and yuuuuuuck.

That guys been to jail quite a few times since high school and looking him up his last bail was set to $200,000, no idea where he is now though. The first time he went to jail was Florida Man-tier shit, everyone on Facebook was laughing their asses off lol.
 
I went to the same Catholic School from Kindergarten to Eighth Grade, and it was an experience to say the least.

One example is the concept of Silent Lunch, which looking back on it, was probably super spooky for anyone that walked by the lunchroom during that time. I mean can anyone even imagine a grade school lunch room being completely silent? I talked to one of my friend's moms about it and she said she walked by the room one day to go pick up something and was creeped out by it. She said "All you could hear was the light noise of chewing food", which sounds like horror movie shit.

It was such a regular part of my school experience that TV shows featuring kids in the lunchroom confused me. "Why are they allowed to talk? Why is no one screaming at them to stop talking?". It was a very warped experience when I look back on it.

So basically, we had to sit in the lunch room, in complete silence, for the entire lunch period. Talking would cause you to lose your recess. Even communicating via crude sign language would cause this punishment to be levied at you (I once lost my recess for arranging a lunch trade entirely by tapping on shoulders and pointing at the food). And if you got caught, the lunchroom proctor would point you out and SCREAM at you and then have you stand up for the remainder of lunch, and then when recess starts, you come and sit at the front of the room to be part of "The Lunch Bunch". By the way, the teacher yelling at us was one of those reasons I thought the screaming librarian from All That was a funny bit in my youth because so often, I found the teacher yelling to be far more distracting and annoying than any whispering among the kids.

I remember one time, in Third Grade, I begged my teacher to let me stay in the classroom and eat because I was scared to death to go in there. I even told her "Look, I'm a fat kid. Lunch should be my favorite part of the day, but I'm almost too scared to eat because I'm afraid to make any noise". I didn't get my way, but it was indicative of what the atmosphere was like.

Now fast forward to High School and I found out I had a VERY hard time talking to people during lunch, even though I was completely allowed to do so now. It took a long time to beat nine straight years of lunch time silence out of me.

Looking back on it, the logic for the silent lunch was probably that the school administrative office was right next to the lunch room and they wanted to make sure the staff could hear the phone calls coming in and things like that. Okay, I get that I guess, but then why not just close the door to the cafeteria? Or screw it, why not just let us eat in the classrooms?

There are plenty of other weird things that went on at that school, but Silent Lunch is the big one that makes people go "huh?" when I tell the story. Some of my friends are teachers now and they can't even imagine a silent lunch room with a bunch of grade school kids, and others weren't sure I was describing a grade school or Juvenal Hall.
 
One day in my elementary school playground there was a large amount of dead rats. They were basically everywhere. One was even laying on the swing I liked. I don’t know how a large number of them died and ended up on the playground but I cried over it cuz I don’t like dead things.
 
RumblyTumbly said:
I went to the same Catholic School from Kindergarten to Eighth Grade, and it was an experience to say the least.

One example is the concept of Silent Lunch, which looking back on it, was probably super spooky for anyone that walked by the lunchroom during that time. I mean can anyone even imagine a grade school lunch room being completely silent? I talked to one of my friend's moms about it and she said she walked by the room one day to go pick up something and was creeped out by it. She said "All you could hear was the light noise of chewing food", which sounds like horror movie shit.

It was such a regular part of my school experience that TV shows featuring kids in the lunchroom confused me. "Why are they allowed to talk? Why is no one screaming at them to stop talking?". It was a very warped experience when I look back on it.

So basically, we had to sit in the lunch room, in complete silence, for the entire lunch period. Talking would cause you to lose your recess. Even communicating via crude sign language would cause this punishment to be levied at you (I once lost my recess for arranging a lunch trade entirely by tapping on shoulders and pointing at the food). And if you got caught, the lunchroom proctor would point you out and SCREAM at you and then have you stand up for the remainder of lunch, and then when recess starts, you come and sit at the front of the room to be part of "The Lunch Bunch". By the way, the teacher yelling at us was one of those reasons I thought the screaming librarian from All That was a funny bit in my youth because so often, I found the teacher yelling to be far more distracting and annoying than any whispering among the kids.

I remember one time, in Third Grade, I begged my teacher to let me stay in the classroom and eat because I was scared to death to go in there. I even told her "Look, I'm a fat kid. Lunch should be my favorite part of the day, but I'm almost too scared to eat because I'm afraid to make any noise". I didn't get my way, but it was indicative of what the atmosphere was like.

Now fast forward to High School and I found out I had a VERY hard time talking to people during lunch, even though I was completely allowed to do so now. It took a long time to beat nine straight years of lunch time silence out of me.

Looking back on it, the logic for the silent lunch was probably that the school administrative office was right next to the lunch room and they wanted to make sure the staff could hear the phone calls coming in and things like that. Okay, I get that I guess, but then why not just close the door to the cafeteria? Or screw it, why not just let us eat in the classrooms?

There are plenty of other weird things that went on at that school, but Silent Lunch is the big one that makes people go "huh?" when I tell the story. Some of my friends are teachers now and they can't even imagine a silent lunch room with a bunch of grade school kids, and others weren't sure I was describing a grade school or Juvenal Hall.
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I think we had something like that at my school
 
Zach_Kun said:
One day in my elementary school playground there was a large amount of dead rats. They were basically everywhere. One was even laying on the swing I liked. I don’t know how a large number of them died and ended up on the playground but I cried over it cuz I don’t like dead things.
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That is horrifying.

Dink Smallwood said:
I think we had something like that at my school
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You poor soul.
 
There was a train tracks right next to one of the elementary schools I went to. It was a new school, just opened, and at first all the kids were excited to see trains go by. After the second month that was boring.

One day I walk to school, and we all gathered on the blacktop area behind the school before we were allowed in (I think we were allowed in the gym if it was snowing really hard), and there was a train stopped on the tracks. One of the cars had completely collapsed/blown up/fuck if I know, but it was flat and in pieces to the point that you couldn't tell what it had been. Kind of cool to see. Not as interesting as a derailment, but still sticks in my mind.
 
Zach_Kun said:
One day in my elementary school playground there was a large amount of dead rats. They were basically everywhere. One was even laying on the swing I liked. I don’t know how a large number of them died and ended up on the playground but I cried over it cuz I don’t like dead things.
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Lol holy shit.

But that reminds me (counts as a school story since it was in high school), there was one year where my seminary class had to have lessons in a different room for a few days because a rat had died in the walls in that particular room. We were told about it just as we were entering the church but I've always been stupidly curious, so I stuck my head into the classroom for a quick breath just to know how bad the smell of decomposition was because I was like "Lol it can't be that bad".

I hate myself sometimes.
 
Dink Smallwood said:
I think we had something like that at my school
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yes, in my school, they used the "silent lunch" as a form of collective punishment for the entire student body in situations where the teachers were unable to identify the guilty individual(s).
 
During what I'm pretty sure was my senior year there was an election for student body president and running was a girl who, to put it plainly, was a snobby cunt. Lets call her Jessica. The day before the winner was announced I got word from an acquaintance that she had lost. So me and a couple of friends took down her big "Vote for Jessica" poster hanging in the commons area and wrote 'LOSER' in big, black letters then hung it back up.

I wasn't there in the morning when she got to school to see it, but I did hear that she started crying over it. She started crying again when she heard she lost the election.

I laughed for a week over that. Good times.
 
When I was in college, I signed up for an Italian class, because I was required to learn a language for my major at the time. It was a beginner class, with a lot of normal students. Then, there's Autismo.

Autismo looks like a child molester, for starters. He carries himself in a way where you know he's missing something in his head. He always sat in front of the class, and he had a lot of questions. Problem was his questions were either very late or made no sense whatsoever. So, about half of the class would be him asking dumb questions, interrupting the flow of the class. His answers for discussions were retarded, too. And, we would laugh at his comments behind his back. Sometimes, he would come to class wearing his judo gi. As it happened, I was also in judo at the time, and he sucked. I enjoyed beating the crap out of him a little more than others.

So, one day, he doesn't show up. We were relieved. Then another day, and another. Finally, we asked our professor, "Did Autismo drop out?" She replied that she checked the other day, and he was never in the class roll to begin with. This whole time, Autismo would disrupt the class and kill the flow of the lecture, and he wasn't even a student. Good riddance.
 
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Not mine but, when I was around 11 my dad, who was a professor, inadvertently drove a man to suicide by not letting him have extra credit.
 
RumblyTumbly said:
There are plenty of other weird things that went on at that school, but Silent Lunch is the big one that makes people go "huh?" when I tell the story. Some of my friends are teachers now and they can't even imagine a silent lunch room with a bunch of grade school kids, and others weren't sure I was describing a grade school or Juvenal Hall.
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I attended a Catholic school, too, and I don't recall us ever having silent lunches in the cafeteria (it would have never worked at my school, even if threatened with mass discipline). The only time I think we had to have relatively quiet lunches was when it was too cold to walk across the street to the building our cafeteria was in and we instead ate lunch inside our classrooms. To make up for that, though, we were usually allowed to play some sort of game (hangman, seven up, paper football, etc.) either right before or right after lunch so long as we weren't too loud.
 
Back in 6th grade, there was this one kid in our class whose last name was Butz. Literally nobody liked this kid, AT ALL. At the beginning of the year, a couple of kids tried to give him a chance, but Butz would constantly be shoving them around, which sometimes sent one of them tumbling to the ground. When those kids reported his aggressive behavior to our teacher, she excused it as 'his way of bonding'. My friend at the time took pity on Butz and decided to take him under her wing, I went along with hoping if I formed a friendly alliance with him he wouldn't want to kill me. My friend stuck with him for the rest of that year, saying that he was simply, 'misunderstood'and all that, but I could tell that she was genuinely uncomfortable whenever she hung around him. Hell, pretty much everyone was uncomfortable around him, especially due to his rancid smell.

Shit didn't really get serious until the Halloween party where Butz ended up stealing some kid's buzzing magnets, you know, these things:
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Anyways the kid approached Butz in order to get his magnets back, which ended in Butz punching the kid in the face. While I wasn't there to witness the event first-hand, supposedly the police got involved, and from there on out rumors about Butz spread like wildfire, including how he was living under foster care since his dad was in prison and his mom had cancer.

Later that year I got pulled out of the classroom twice by my teacher. Both times were about Butz since I was technically 'closer' to him. The first time I got pulled out apparently Butz had threatened another special ed kid with his pocketknife, and the teacher wanted to know if I knew anything about him having a knife. The second time my friend was grabbing her coat from the coat rack and A BIG ASS PIPE WRENCH fell from Butz's winter coat. I went with my friend as a witness of the event. Butz didn't show up for about a week after that. He then came back for one day, and then nobody ever saw him again. On that final day, we had a substitute, and as soon as he had left the classroom to go to special ed, the ENTIRE CLASS (including the sub) got into a group discussion where pretty much everyone made fun of this kid. By the end of the discussion we were all rolling on the floor wheezing and laughing uncontrollably, except for the sub, who noted, "Well, that was an interesting conversation."
 
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