"What seems to be the problem, officer?"
"Yes, we got a report from a young woman that you grabbed her buttocks and told her the wage gap isn't real. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Well, yes, officer, I did those things, but we were in the local comic book shop at the time."
"Oh? I see. She totally had it coming, then. See you later, broski!"
And then we did a high five and he peeled out and drove off.
But seriously, if stepping into a comic book shop makes you feel automatically under attack, then feel free to stay away from them. But leave everyone else alone.