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This is my most :autism: post yet, but I'm going to do a bit of a dive into the musculature of Dark PP, and thus we will get a look at his claims of how strong he was back in his 'prime' (remember he almost burst a blood vessel from lifting so much weight). Not to powerlevel, but I have degrees in food science and human nutrition with some experience as a health and diet coach, and I believe this gives me at least a decent basis for evaluating Phil's frame and anatomy.

There are some in the genetics field that believe that epigenetics, gene phenotypes that can change without changing genetic code, can be manipulated by childhood/teenage activities and sports. Someone who plays American football their whole life will have a different body type than someone who has swam competitively since childhood. Part of this is the development of different muscles to different degrees and the individual's hard-coded genetics, but some of it is natural adaptation to his or her chosen sport. That's how people who used to be jacked can for the most part only do light exercise and still maintain a certain shape or body-type, and this is also how we know that DSP is completely full of shit, as usual. He was never buff, and I doubt he exercised so hard that he burst a blood vessel, though it's also very possible that he tried to bench press 90 lbs and forgot to breathe.

I took a picture from Phil in 2012 and analyzed some key points that can be used to compare his muscles to that of a person who used to exercise regularly.
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This is not the body of a person who was ever athletic, this is the body of a person who has never had a developed muscular frame. Also notice his chicken legs.
Anyway, here's the recent photo everyone brings up from his Halloween DSP tries it, where he looks fucking awful.
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He definitely looks much worse than before, and in only 6 years. He doesn't even have the semi healthy-looking fat deposits he used to have, now it's all manboobs and stomach, where it used to be manboobs and stomach and a little bit more in his neck and back. Anyway, all I'm trying to say is that a.) he's never been muscular or strong, which is clear from the poor frame he's had since he was young. Even his youngest pictures (him at fighting game tourneys), he's skinny as shit. All he did as he got older was get fatter, and now he's just getting sickly-looking.
 
draculapenis said:
This is my most :autism: post yet, but I'm going to do a bit of a dive into the musculature of Dark PP, and thus we will get a look at his claims of how strong he was back in his 'prime' (remember he almost burst a blood vessel from lifting so much weight). Not to powerlevel, but I have degrees in food science and human nutrition with some experience as a health and diet coach, and I believe this gives me at least a decent basis for evaluating Phil's frame and anatomy.

There are some in the genetics field that believe that epigenetics, gene phenotypes that can change without changing genetic code, can be manipulated by childhood/teenage activities and sports. Someone who plays American football their whole life will have a different body type than someone who has swam competitively since childhood. Part of this is the development of different muscles to different degrees and the individual's hard-coded genetics, but some of it is natural adaptation to his or her chosen sport. That's how people who used to be jacked can for the most part only do light exercise and still maintain a certain shape or body-type, and this is also how we know that DSP is completely full of shit, as usual. He was never buff, and I doubt he exercised so hard that he burst a blood vessel, though it's also very possible that he tried to bench press 90 lbs and forgot to breathe.

I took a picture from Phil in 2012 and analyzed some key points that can be used to compare his muscles to that of a person who used to exercise regularly.
VNqTLTL.png

This is not the body of a person who was ever athletic, this is the body of a person who has never had a developed muscular frame. Also notice his chicken legs.
Anyway, here's the recent photo everyone brings up from his Halloween DSP tries it, where he looks fucking awful.
8wMx3W0.jpg

He definitely looks much worse than before, and in only 6 years. He doesn't even have the semi healthy-looking fat deposits he used to have, now it's all manboobs and stomach, where it used to be manboobs and stomach and a little bit more in his neck and back. Anyway, all I'm trying to say is that a.) he's never been muscular or strong, which is clear from the poor frame he's had since he was young. Even his youngest pictures (him at fighting game tourneys), he's skinny as shit. All he did as he got older was get fatter, and now he's just getting sickly-looking.
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Oh shit. Do you get the same results when you watch his shower videos (without getting blind)? There is even an old and a new version for a comparison.
 
draculapenis said:
This is my most :autism: post yet, but I'm going to do a bit of a dive into the musculature of Dark PP, and thus we will get a look at his claims of how strong he was back in his 'prime' (remember he almost burst a blood vessel from lifting so much weight). Not to powerlevel, but I have degrees in food science and human nutrition with some experience as a health and diet coach, and I believe this gives me at least a decent basis for evaluating Phil's frame and anatomy.

There are some in the genetics field that believe that epigenetics, gene phenotypes that can change without changing genetic code, can be manipulated by childhood/teenage activities and sports. Someone who plays American football their whole life will have a different body type than someone who has swam competitively since childhood. Part of this is the development of different muscles to different degrees and the individual's hard-coded genetics, but some of it is natural adaptation to his or her chosen sport. That's how people who used to be jacked can for the most part only do light exercise and still maintain a certain shape or body-type, and this is also how we know that DSP is completely full of shit, as usual. He was never buff, and I doubt he exercised so hard that he burst a blood vessel, though it's also very possible that he tried to bench press 90 lbs and forgot to breathe.

I took a picture from Phil in 2012 and analyzed some key points that can be used to compare his muscles to that of a person who used to exercise regularly.
VNqTLTL.png

This is not the body of a person who was ever athletic, this is the body of a person who has never had a developed muscular frame. Also notice his chicken legs.
Anyway, here's the recent photo everyone brings up from his Halloween DSP tries it, where he looks fucking awful.
8wMx3W0.jpg

He definitely looks much worse than before, and in only 6 years. He doesn't even have the semi healthy-looking fat deposits he used to have, now it's all manboobs and stomach, where it used to be manboobs and stomach and a little bit more in his neck and back. Anyway, all I'm trying to say is that a.) he's never been muscular or strong, which is clear from the poor frame he's had since he was young. Even his youngest pictures (him at fighting game tourneys), he's skinny as shit. All he did as he got older was get fatter, and now he's just getting sickly-looking.
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Don't remember if it was a post here or on Twitter, but somebody had a zoomed in picture of his arm while stretched out and his arm had the weirdest fucking proportions. Anyone know what I'm talking about? It would be an interesting follow up, if @draculapenis would want to of course.
 
draculapenis said:
This is my most :autism: post yet, but I'm going to do a bit of a dive into the musculature of Dark PP, and thus we will get a look at his claims of how strong he was back in his 'prime' (remember he almost burst a blood vessel from lifting so much weight). Not to powerlevel, but I have degrees in food science and human nutrition with some experience as a health and diet coach, and I believe this gives me at least a decent basis for evaluating Phil's frame and anatomy.

There are some in the genetics field that believe that epigenetics, gene phenotypes that can change without changing genetic code, can be manipulated by childhood/teenage activities and sports. Someone who plays American football their whole life will have a different body type than someone who has swam competitively since childhood. Part of this is the development of different muscles to different degrees and the individual's hard-coded genetics, but some of it is natural adaptation to his or her chosen sport. That's how people who used to be jacked can for the most part only do light exercise and still maintain a certain shape or body-type, and this is also how we know that DSP is completely full of shit, as usual. He was never buff, and I doubt he exercised so hard that he burst a blood vessel, though it's also very possible that he tried to bench press 90 lbs and forgot to breathe.

I took a picture from Phil in 2012 and analyzed some key points that can be used to compare his muscles to that of a person who used to exercise regularly.
VNqTLTL.png

This is not the body of a person who was ever athletic, this is the body of a person who has never had a developed muscular frame. Also notice his chicken legs.
Anyway, here's the recent photo everyone brings up from his Halloween DSP tries it, where he looks fucking awful.
8wMx3W0.jpg

He definitely looks much worse than before, and in only 6 years. He doesn't even have the semi healthy-looking fat deposits he used to have, now it's all manboobs and stomach, where it used to be manboobs and stomach and a little bit more in his neck and back. Anyway, all I'm trying to say is that a.) he's never been muscular or strong, which is clear from the poor frame he's had since he was young. Even his youngest pictures (him at fighting game tourneys), he's skinny as shit. All he did as he got older was get fatter, and now he's just getting sickly-looking.
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Even during Phil's physical "prime" in his early to mid 20's when he was an active part of the FGC, during his supposed "bodybuilder" days, he never had much muscle mass. From this pic that admittedly doesn't show much of his body, there's no evidence of him being jacked like he claims.
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Aside from that pic, here's a video of him from the mid-2000's (right after Phil finished college), where we get a full view of Phil and again there's no evidence he was a bodybuilder. He's a lot more in shape here than now, but that could be chalked up to his youth and somewhat active lifestyle keeping him proportional. This video is also interesting because it shows that Phil was not always an angry, anti-social hermit and was always a bullshitter.

10-15 years later and now Phil has the body of a 75 year old granny. Why he decided to lie about something so unimportant like this when there is clear visual evidence in the form of pictures and video directly contradicting him is beyond me, but then again he still does it today so it's just in his nature.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
maybe by "unlimited funds" he is referring to his credit? or does having 100k in bank also mean unlimited? I'm really curious about this thanksgiving stuff simply because he got the tut money. He can't possibly be broke.
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Remember Phil is a manchild who can't save and instead chose to spend his money on tat. If you're making the money Phil was and aren't putting a significant chunk of it into savings it might seem like you have unlimited funds, because you're doing nothing but buying tons of statues and frivolous gadgets. It's actually really hard to be as dumb with money as Phil is. Can you imagine buying $10,000 worth of Blurays and statues in a month? No wonder he thought he had unlimited money. That attitude is biting him in the ass now though.
 
Pubic Enemy #1 said:
Remember Phil is a manchild who can't save and instead chose to spend his money on tat. If you're making the money Phil was and aren't putting a significant chunk of it into savings it might seem like you have unlimited funds, because you're doing nothing but buying tons of statues and frivolous gadgets. It's actually really hard to be as dumb with money as Phil is. Can you imagine buying $10,000 worth of Blurays and statues in a month? No wonder he thought he had unlimited money. That attitude is biting him in the ass now though.
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he spent thousands in plane tickets and sleeping in suites.bought figurines,statues and collector editions of games to show them off in videos.

btw during that time,he still owed mortgage and didnt pay it all instead. hes dumb. the ONE thing people always say they do when they get a big sum of money is pay their debts THEN waste it
 
Hey @draculapenis

Loved the physical analysis you gave on our fat lad. Would you mind giving us your run down on his legs too? They're, honest to god, one the most sickly pair of limbs I've ever seen in comparison to the rest of a person's body. They look like they could snap in two at any second.

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Noob-Noob said:
Hey @draculapenis

Loved the physical analysis you gave on our fat lad. Would you mind giving us your run down on his legs too? They're, honest to god, one the most sickly pair of limbs I've ever seen in comparison to the rest of a person's body. They look like they could snap in two at any second.

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Thos look like the legs of a person that has been in a coma for 20 years or a 79 year old Ina wheelchair.
 
draculapenis said:
This is my most :autism: post yet, but I'm going to do a bit of a dive into the musculature of Dark PP, and thus we will get a look at his claims of how strong he was back in his 'prime' (remember he almost burst a blood vessel from lifting so much weight). Not to powerlevel, but I have degrees in food science and human nutrition with some experience as a health and diet coach, and I believe this gives me at least a decent basis for evaluating Phil's frame and anatomy.

There are some in the genetics field that believe that epigenetics, gene phenotypes that can change without changing genetic code, can be manipulated by childhood/teenage activities and sports. Someone who plays American football their whole life will have a different body type than someone who has swam competitively since childhood. Part of this is the development of different muscles to different degrees and the individual's hard-coded genetics, but some of it is natural adaptation to his or her chosen sport. That's how people who used to be jacked can for the most part only do light exercise and still maintain a certain shape or body-type, and this is also how we know that DSP is completely full of shit, as usual. He was never buff, and I doubt he exercised so hard that he burst a blood vessel, though it's also very possible that he tried to bench press 90 lbs and forgot to breathe.

I took a picture from Phil in 2012 and analyzed some key points that can be used to compare his muscles to that of a person who used to exercise regularly.
VNqTLTL.png

This is not the body of a person who was ever athletic, this is the body of a person who has never had a developed muscular frame. Also notice his chicken legs.
Anyway, here's the recent photo everyone brings up from his Halloween DSP tries it, where he looks fucking awful.
8wMx3W0.jpg

He definitely looks much worse than before, and in only 6 years. He doesn't even have the semi healthy-looking fat deposits he used to have, now it's all manboobs and stomach, where it used to be manboobs and stomach and a little bit more in his neck and back. Anyway, all I'm trying to say is that a.) he's never been muscular or strong, which is clear from the poor frame he's had since he was young. Even his youngest pictures (him at fighting game tourneys), he's skinny as shit. All he did as he got older was get fatter, and now he's just getting sickly-looking.
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God damn good post, but now I'm getting some slight body dysmorphic disorder myself now.
 
Cpt_Autismo said:
Thos look like the legs of a person that has been in a coma for 20 years or a 79 year old Ina wheelchair.
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"Guise, in not gonna lie. Real talk time...

As well as you guys supporting me & my streams as a content creator for over ten years... Me providing this FREE public service to the world has taken a HUGE toll on my mental health AND my previously oak like legs! I lifted weights HEAVILY and people in the gym called me 'oak legs'...okay? *Snort*

I need MORE support and assistance if you want to see me keep doing this as a job!
It's serious now... I've been diagnosed with having the 'sitting disease'!! there was no way anyone could have seen this coming! I did nothing wrong!

I'll be running a SECOND patreon for my legs...okay? PLEDGE TODAY!"
 
Noob-Noob said:
Hey @draculapenis

Loved the physical analysis you gave on our fat lad. Would you mind giving us your run down on his legs too? They're, honest to god, one the most sickly pair of limbs I've ever seen in comparison to the rest of a person's body. They look like they could snap in two at any second.

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holy shit. i knew he was in bad shape but my god. that really means he rarely moves around. even a shutin like me who goes out for doctor rendezvous and grocery still got good legs but this is just extreme inaction
 
Agentsmith said:
"Guise, in not gonna lie. Real talk time...

As well as you guys supporting me & my streams as a content creator for over ten years... Me providing this FREE public service to the world has taken a HUGE toll on my mental health AND my previously oak like legs! I lifted weights HEAVILY and people in the gym called me 'oak legs'...okay? *Snort*

I need MORE support and assistance if you want to see me keep doing this as a job!
It's serious now... I've been diagnosed with having the 'sitting disease'!! there was no way anyone could have seen this coming! I did nothing wrong!

I'll be running a SECOND patreon for my legs...okay? PLEDGE TODAY!"
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If I thought the money would actually go to helping his legs I'd probably donate. Those pics were hard to look at
 
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