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When will Jack drop dead?

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So this is Jack's son who he nearly choked to death in hospital due to gall stones due to a terrible diet. Like father, like son. He also alludes to opiate abuse so perhaps heroin or painkillers?

I'm sure Jack is so proud of him.
 
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So this is Jack's son who he nearly choked to death in hospital due to gall stones due to a terrible diet. Like father, like son. He also alludes to opiate abuse so perhaps heroin or painkillers?

I'm sure Jack is so proud of him.
Looking through Garrett's IG it seems that he started working out earlier this year, but of course that doesn't mean much if you're constantly smoking pot and eating garbage. Just a reminder for anyone new: Garrett is Jack's first son, and Jack admitted that he abused him for smoking on more than one occasion, choking him, causing a nosebleed, and kicking him out onto the streets when he was 16. Unfortunately the video where he proudly gloated about it seems to be gone. Hopefully Garrett will make changes to his diet and be a better man than his father. :optimistic:

If nothing else he seems to have surrounded himself with people he cares about, even finding a new father figure who probably doesn't eat a whole serving bowl of cream cheese and peppermints and call it a cheat day.
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Looking through Garrett's IG it seems that he started working out earlier this year, but of course that doesn't mean much if you're constantly smoking pot and eating garbage. Just a reminder for anyone new: Garrett is Jack's first son, and Jack admitted that he abused him for smoking on more than one occasion, choking him, causing a nosebleed, and kicking him out onto the streets when he was 16. Unfortunately the video where he proudly gloated about it seems to be gone. Hopefully Garrett will make changes to his diet and be a better man than his father. :optimistic:

If nothing else he seems to have surrounded himself with people he cares about, even finding a new father figure who probably doesn't eat a whole serving bowl of cream cheese and peppermints and call it a cheat day.
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Does that hand gestures he does for every picture mean something other than The Shocker?
 
Looking through Garrett's IG it seems that he started working out earlier this year, but of course that doesn't mean much if you're constantly smoking pot and eating garbage. Just a reminder for anyone new: Garrett is Jack's first son, and Jack admitted that he abused him for smoking on more than one occasion, choking him, causing a nosebleed, and kicking him out onto the streets when he was 16. Unfortunately the video where he proudly gloated about it seems to be gone. Hopefully Garrett will make changes to his diet and be a better man than his father. :optimistic:

If nothing else he seems to have surrounded himself with people he cares about, even finding a new father figure who probably doesn't eat a whole serving bowl of cream cheese and peppermints and call it a cheat day.
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I found this vid with excerpts
 
I hope Son 1 can recover alright. I know someone who's had their gall bladder removed and has Diverticulosis and they're pretty healthy so it's not always a poor health thing- they just can't eat crazy amounts of fat anymore and have to avoid the few things that trigger diverticulosis, but it's not a super limited diet.
If he's a escapee of the Jack brood he might be feeling the effects of learning questionable eating habits, but I'll bet anything he's probably the healthiest of the bunch!
 
Looking through Garrett's IG it seems that he started working out earlier this year, but of course that doesn't mean much if you're constantly smoking pot and eating garbage. Just a reminder for anyone new: Garrett is Jack's first son, and Jack admitted that he abused him for smoking on more than one occasion, choking him, causing a nosebleed, and kicking him out onto the streets when he was 16. Unfortunately the video where he proudly gloated about it seems to be gone. Hopefully Garrett will make changes to his diet and be a better man than his father. :optimistic:

If nothing else he seems to have surrounded himself with people he cares about, even finding a new father figure who probably doesn't eat a whole serving bowl of cream cheese and peppermints and call it a cheat day.
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Man that was a sick burn! Clearly Jack is a dab hand at raising children.
 
Man that was a sick burn! Clearly Jack is a dab hand at raising children.

More like a dead hand. And a dead arm.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wGK0Rq9e_VQ
Oh boy... his new Christian channel dropped.

I'm a few seconds in and he's talking about how his guest is a guy's guy who's into guns... sounds great!

They're talking about hypocritical Christians, so it's a perfect topic for Jack.

Wow, Jack is about as good at his religion as he is at cooking. Is there anything this man can do?
 
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So this is Jack's son who he nearly choked to death in hospital due to gall stones due to a terrible diet. Like father, like son. He also alludes to opiate abuse so perhaps heroin or painkillers?

I'm sure Jack is so proud of him.

And he's avoiding pain meds to avoid relapsing. That's self control his father never would be able to exhibit.
 
Looking through Garrett's IG it seems that he started working out earlier this year, but of course that doesn't mean much if you're constantly smoking pot and eating garbage. Just a reminder for anyone new: Garrett is Jack's first son, and Jack admitted that he abused him for smoking on more than one occasion, choking him, causing a nosebleed, and kicking him out onto the streets when he was 16. Unfortunately the video where he proudly gloated about it seems to be gone. Hopefully Garrett will make changes to his diet and be a better man than his father. :optimistic:

If nothing else he seems to have surrounded himself with people he cares about, even finding a new father figure who probably doesn't eat a whole serving bowl of cream cheese and peppermints and call it a cheat day.
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He more or less just publicly called his dad a piece of shit and a cuck.


You can see the food in his mouth. What a disgusting fat pig.
 
Looking through Garrett's IG it seems that he started working out earlier this year, but of course that doesn't mean much if you're constantly smoking pot and eating garbage. Just a reminder for anyone new: Garrett is Jack's first son, and Jack admitted that he abused him for smoking on more than one occasion, choking him, causing a nosebleed, and kicking him out onto the streets when he was 16. Unfortunately the video where he proudly gloated about it seems to be gone. Hopefully Garrett will make changes to his diet and be a better man than his father. :optimistic:

If nothing else he seems to have surrounded himself with people he cares about, even finding a new father figure who probably doesn't eat a whole serving bowl of cream cheese and peppermints and call it a cheat day.
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I commented on Chokester The Strokester's facebook page but for some reason he didn't answer, and my post was removed within minutes. I don't even think he knew that I was referring to christianity.
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jack is such a pussy when it comes to comments on his social media. just like how he disabled likes/dislikes on his youtube videos

i'm pretty sure he blocked me on youtube
 
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