🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Cowlick said:
1] Meatslab, I will be the smartest person on the board in perpetuity.
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Alright! So you say you will be the smartest, this means you don't think your currently the smartest and would like to improve yourself. I approve of anyone taking the path of self improvement.
So, how do you plan on doing this?
 
Pikonic said:
Alright! So you say you will be the smartest, this means you don't think your currently the smartest and would like to improve yourself. I approve of anyone taking the path of self improvement.
So, how do you plan on doing this?
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I bet you he's not going to work hard. Like reading all the previous questions his fans here have posited towards him.
 
Pikonic said:
Alright! So you say you will be the smartest, this means you don't think your currently the smartest and would like to improve yourself. I approve of anyone taking the path of self improvement.
So, how do you plan on doing this?
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Showing up everyday at 10-11 on the dot as he slowly dies from ignoring his Diabetes.

Don't do that btw TJ, I love you and want you to have a long happy life with us : (
 
Cowlick said:
As well as I can expect, considering some have said if I simply asked nicely, it would've been gone by now, while others have said simultaneously it will never go down... Thinking many of you agree there isn't &/or never was a reason to have it here, but haven't the first clue how to rid of it.
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... Wait, you think the reason this thread remains up is because everyone here lacks the technical know-how to remove it?

Please go read up on the Streisand Effect.
 
bacterium said:
Teej, no one was talking about you. No one cared about you. Which, is, a, travesty!! But no one gave a shit until you revived a two month old thread. Clearly a brilliant man such as yourself should recognize that you brought this on yourself... So, congrats on screwing the pooch.
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First, you contradict yourself: If nobody had been talking/caring about me, there would have been no thread to revive. It doesn't take brilliance to realize something obvious like that.

Secondly, when you get the chance, congratulate your father (maybe when he comes to collect the garbage not in your family) on screwing the b***h.
 
Cowlick said:
First, you contradict yourself: If nobody had been talking/caring about me, there would have been no thread to revive. It doesn't take brilliance to realize something obvious like that.

Secondly, when you get the chance, congratulate your father (maybe when he comes to collect the garbage not in your family) on screwing the b***h.
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Be civil. There's no call for crudeness.
 
Cowlick said:
First, you contradict yourself: If nobody had been talking/caring about me, there would have been no thread to revive. It doesn't take brilliance to realize something obvious like that.

Secondly, when you get the chance, congratulate your father (maybe when he comes to collect the garbage not in your family) on screwing the b***h.
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Sir that is libelous content.
 
TJ, you didn't ask nicely. You called us all idiots and then threw a fit when you didn't get your way. Now all you can really do is just ignore this thread and deal with it.
 
Hellblazer said:
I think he must believe that we all exist by choice, and not as the result of an action taken by two other people. I for one am interested in this new philosophy.
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I have heard of existentialism but this shit is nuts.
 
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