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hood LOLCOW said:
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FOLLOWED. BY. GOD.
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How much to bet that she's telling people how she's followed by him at any opportunity that she gets and therefore has some kind of imaginary authority over everyone else?
 
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The Crow said:
Oh my god, so they've turned you against me too?
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Ah yes. The only conceivable reason anyone could ever dislike Harriet Connor is because mean, autistophobic trolls online are spreading malicious lies and rumours about her.

She is a beautiful, pleasant, lovely person who has never done anything worth disliking.

And those mean, autistophobic trolls make it a specific goal to convince Chris-Chan to ignore or dislike a random bint in Scotland who he will never in his life meet.
 
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Wow. Her social skills are at rock bottom. He already noticed her, so getting into his good graces should have been a simple task. Instead she blew it arguing over pointless shit.
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She's literally being told by Chris-Chan himself to quit being so autistic.
 
My god, I love that neither can figure out what the other is saying so they just resort to their automatic excuses and responses. It's like watching two foreign language bots run through a translator and try to auto predict responses. In this case I suppose that language is autism.

Also the way that she writes about the farms is weird, she talks like she doesn't know how any of this works despite being knee deep in this place for years. We archive and laugh whilst chatting among ourselves, no one is raising an army to destroy you and salt the land that was once your online friendships. You do that shit all on your own, that's what makes a good lolcow.
 
'I'M NOT LIKE CHRIS!'

>Autistic
>Lives in a shithole town
>Laughed at by weirdos on the Internet
>Terrible, derivative creative works
>Persecution complex

Really the only things that makes Goons different from Chris is the infamy, the lack of a sprawling wiki, the fact she can get some whenever she wants and the fact there's no n00dz circling around (no we don't need any)
 
So I was eating some kiwi fruit earlier, and it reminded me of Kiwi Farms. I started wondering if a fruit has ever doxed someone. Then I remembered one has, it was Sophie Labelle. Is he a kiwi fruit?
 
The Crow said:
>Oh my god, so they've turned you against me too?

uh oh! us gremlins really did it this time!
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She says this as though CWC was somehow her friend and not some fat guy she yells at on twitter dot com who barely knows she exists. This is like, a bizarre whiteknight Hirtes situation going on here. She thinks she's trying to help by constantly pinging him and then gets mad when CWC doesn't think these screechy randos are of any significance. It's like these people think Chris finds them as important and notable as they find Chris to be.
 
The Crow said:
>Oh my god, so they've turned you against me too?

uh oh! us gremlins really did it this time!
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"The Kiwis turned against me. Don't you turn against me."

Which is absolutely awful because it implies she hooked up with Chris and they're going to have autistic spawn twins.
 
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