🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Mister Lister said:
I love the fact he doesn't even realise that getting your locker filled with pennies is probably either a prank on the weird kid or someone making fun of the kid with no money.

I also love how he describes it a being "showered with wealth". Even if they filled his locker up with hundreds of the things it would still amount to a few bucks.

They must have laughed so hard at how happy he looked scrabbling to pick them all up.
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That sounds familiar.....
 
Yes, there's a story about Chris that occurred to me, about some kids tossing pennies and him picking them up....which was my point to start with-- same old trolls, same old tricks. And isn't this "gilded age" nonsense just another way of trying to tell me that everything I ever loved is a lie (while at the same time insisting you aren't ?

Here's my thing about technology--I used to be well above the curve. If you read the first two or three seasons of Belch Dimension you'll see my characters use things like hand-held communicators with viewscreens and full-size computers inside briefcases...in stories boarded back in 1991 or 1992, when much of that was still strictly Buck Rogers stuff, or at least comparatively primitive. Now, smartphones and laptops are commonplace. I worry I'm becoming old-hat. My heroes travel in a souped-up van with a helicopter and raft attachments. That'll seem quaint in a few years when they get the bugs out of the flying automobile prototype and everyone's zipping along in their jet-powered pecan cars.

CatParty said:
Why hasn't Obama painted the White House black yet
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I don't know, ask Chris, that's his favorite Obama joke. Wanna hear mine...?
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Every time I see one of these hideous comic pages I wonder how anyone could have looked at the finished product and deemed it worthy of showing to other people.

CasualWhimsicott said:
Nobody gives two shits about your Obama joke. If anything you look like you're trying to derail the topic.
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That's his M.O. - acting like a literal child when he gets involved in a debate in the hopes that his opponents will get fed up and leave him alone. :roll:
 
The_Iconoclast said:
Yes, there's a story about Chris that occurred to me, about some kids tossing pennies and him picking them up....which was my point to start with-- same old trolls, same old tricks. And isn't this "gilded age" nonsense just another way of trying to tell me that everything I ever loved is a lie (while at the same time insisting you aren't ?

Here's my thing about technology--I used to be well above the curve. If you read the first two or three seasons of Belch Dimension you'll see my characters use things like hand-held communicators with viewscreens and full-size computers inside briefcases...in stories boarded back in 1991 or 1992, when much of that was still strictly Buck Rogers stuff, or at least comparatively primitive. Now, smartphones and laptops are commonplace. I worry I'm becoming old-hat. My heroes travel in a souped-up van with a helicopter and raft attachments. That'll seem quaint in a few years when they get the bugs out of the flying automobile prototype and everyone's zipping along in their jet-powered pecan cars.
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1- So you did briefcases with screens? Congrats you ripped off every sci-fi movie ever. This doesn't show you to be some sort of futurist just someone with very little imagination.

2- Your 4+ years in college was all you ever loved? What a pathetic existence you must live. No wonder your ex left you.

3- Anyone else love his inability to address the Republicans that call him out on his shit?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Apologies if this has already been discussed in the past 39 pages, but if I'm getting this right:

>be in college
>be on school paper
>write article on X
>get accused of plagiarism
>get b&
>X is to blame (at least partly) for current woes
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Close.

>The Democrats are to blame, because they helped create X
 
DrChristianTroy said:
3- Anyone else love his inability to address the Republicans that call him out on his shit?
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Obviously they're just pawns of TEH SYSTEM and not real Republicans at all, otherwise they'd be showering him with praise, adoration and nudie posters of Pamela Lee.
 
Goddamn that's the shittiest comic I have ever seen. GK's shit is more tolerable.

Just because you put some Star Trek rip off shit in a comic does not mean you know, or ever did know, anything about technology.

Your life is sad, this is true. But it's your doing, and you blaming others is just laughable.
 
autism420 said:
Goddamn that's the shittiest comic I have ever seen. GK's shit is more tolerable.

Just because you put some Star Trek rip off shit in a comic does not mean you know, or ever did know, anything about technology.

Your life is sad, this is true. But it's your doing, and you blaming others is just laughable.
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Honey, don't take Goldie's name in vain.

But yeah, it's shit.
 
CasualWhimsicott said:
That comic is hideous to look at, jesus christ. Did you even take art classes at the college? Also the joke isn't even funny, it's racist.
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Didn't bother to read the comic because, lets be real, we all knew it wouldn't be funny. This is a pretty racist joke though. Even worse, unfunny.
 
@The_Iconoclast so you've never heard of the Gilded Age? You know, that shiny, happy time before progressives ruined everything, where child labor was legal, there was no minimum wage, no safety regulations, no consumer protection, and women couldn't vote.

Anyway, my question for you is how would you fix the country if you were put in charge?
 
Randall Fragg said:
@The_Iconoclast so you've never heard of the Gilded Age? You know, that shiny, happy time before progressives ruined everything, where child labor was legal, there was no minimum wage, no safety regulations, no consumer protection, and women couldn't vote.

Anyway, my question for you is how would you fix the country if you were put in charge?
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Bonus points for not going into a tangent involving college newspapers, your brother, your one ex or some dude that outhustled you years ago.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Bonus points for not going into a tangent involving college newspapers, your brother, your one ex or some dude that outhustled you years ago.
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Extra credit for having a response that is more than just writing about turning the clock back to 1997.
 
Additional extra credit for taking all the advice above mine and doing the following - using some common sense in your reasoning beyond complaining about your shitty past, or better yet - ACTUALLY getting your shit together, getting your a of this site, & ABOVE ALL ELSE, getting a real job somewhere (if you even can!), instead of talking too much around here and wasting all of our time..... Like the rest of us have aimed to do when we know we need to make ends meet and can't rely on someone else in power to do it for us.

Thank You.
 
Shokew said:
Additional extra credit for taking all the advice above mine and doing the following - using some common sense in your reasoning beyond complaining about your shitty past, or better yet - ACTUALLY getting your shit together, getting your a of this site, & ABOVE ALL ELSE, getting a real job somewhere (if you even can!), instead of talking too much around here and wasting all of our time..... Like the rest of us have aimed to do when we know we need to make ends meet and can't rely on someone else in power to do it for us.

Thank You.
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Hey now. Let's stay realistic.
 
After reading through this entire thread I've come to the conclusion that this guy is a lost cause who will be ranting about some shitty college newspaper on his deathbed. Although if Jay the aluminum autist ever comes back here someone should link him to this topic for a glimpse of his future, the parallels are so striking they are almost eerie.
 
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