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Conspirachu theory:
Chris is the greatest performance artist of all time, he and Joshua Moon are one and the same. The latter being a persona he only adopted to proliferate his own popularity to fund his project by selling low quality "art".
 
Brian Butterfield said:
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Chris’s artstyle kinda works for this cover for some reason.

Aside from that, has Chris ever taken a P.E class in school? Or did he flunk it?
 
CoolGuyHitler said:
What would happen if Chris wins the $1.6B jackpot?
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Shit and do nothing.

But seriously, if Chris himself won the lottery I imagine Barb would sue him for the entire amount or jump through hoops to go through the legal system to deem Chris incapacitated so she would be in charge of his funds.
 
CoolGuyHitler said:
What would happen if Chris wins the $1.6B jackpot?
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Plastic avalanche.

Not even kidding. We know Chris wouldn't move house or get away from Barb because he's an autist trapped in a routine, and whenever he gets any amount of disposable income, he spunks it away on Lego, Funko Pops and MLP shit. He'd hoard plastic like his life depends on it until the next Idea Guy catches on and takes him for everything.
 
Cedric_Eff said:
Chris’s artstyle kinda works for this cover for some reason.
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I'd agree with you except for the character itself, it's extremely shitty. The logo and the film thingy are actually pretty good by Chris standards although that he used the cheapest materials possible is quite obvious. His signature with his childish and ugly handwriting kinda ruin the film thingy too, but it's not bad drawn apart from that (maybe he copied it? I can't picture Chris drawing a flexible material on perspective like that to save his life)

The funniest part is that considering the so called "music", Chris cover is actually too fucking good for that steaming pile of shit. I don't know if it is supposed to be a "troll" group or this fuckwads are for real, it's worthless shit in any case.
 
What ever happened to Chris' comic idea about the government troll-busters?
TBH, I thought about doing a little short webcomic with a similar premise to that.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
In reality, he and Barb would likely take the lump sum (not a bad idea if you do the right thing), end up bragging about it and getting sued, robbed, scammed, extorted and/or possibly kidnapped. Basically they'd do everything you shouldn't do.
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They're honestly one of the few cases in which I think the annuity option would be the smarter choice.
 
Picklechu said:
They're honestly one of the few cases in which I think the annuity option would be the smarter choice.
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Barb would find some way to Jew it up so the annual payment goes straight to her without Chris ever having any access, and then die a couple years later so Chris doesn't see any more than would pay for a few Funko Pops and maybe a trip to BronyCon.
 
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