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Yeah, that was exactly what I was thinking of.

I'm more disappointed she doesn't sound like Rab C Nesbitt.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XYId0hrrxXo
And nah, I think Da called her a fockin' divvy bastard and mammy cried a little, but Goons isn't on the streets.

Now I'm disappointed she's not a talking pink elephant either.
 
Did we meet the (sometime) boyfriend, Craig?

https://twitter.com/aurumpunzel (http://archive.is/BztGr)

Craig is 27.

Craig apparently functions fairly well in autism-land, having a job and spending his spare time sperging out on Twitter about trains & Disney. According to his Twitter he was in line this very morning at the Disney Store at 6am for the latest Mickey Mouse Memories collection. Collecting tat is serious business.

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Harriet still spends her parents' money on buying dolls & sweets for Craig, even though she claims not to be his boyfriend now. I think Craig is pretty icked out by bodily functions including sex, so that may be why she's not his boyfriend, especially as he lives 450 miles away so him satisfying her cock craving is physically impossible.

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You can see above that Craig felt pretty cucked by this, but that wasn't the only time she did this. One time she took over his Twitter to explain how she de-virginised the German neckbeard she sent the penis dictionary to earlier in his thread.

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One time Harriet got blocked on Twitter because she was triggering some other sperg's autism. So Harriet said 'don't block, have autism'. Craig rode to the rescue to say 'don't block her, has autism'.

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Harriet & Craig went to NY together using the money Harriet got from her evil parents. It is not clear if Harriet ever cured Craig's vaginaphobia, but they do meet up occasionally & my guess is Harriet gets pretty rapey on poor cuck Craig.

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Did we meet the (sometime) boyfriend, Craig?

https://twitter.com/aurumpunzel (http://archive.is/BztGr)

Craig is 27.

Craig apparently functions fairly well in autism-land, having a job and spending his spare time sperging out on Twitter about trains & Disney. According to his Twitter he was in line this very morning at the Disney Store at 6am for the latest Mickey Mouse Memories collection. Collecting tat is serious business.

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Harriet still spends her parents' money on buying dolls & sweets for Craig, even though she claims not to be his boyfriend now. I think Craig is pretty icked out by bodily functions including sex, so that may be why she's not his boyfriend, especially as he lives 450 miles away so him satisfying her cock craving is physically impossible.


You can see above that Craig felt pretty cucked by this, but that wasn't the only time she did this. One time she took over his Twitter to explain how she de-virginised the German neckbeard she sent the penis dictionary to earlier in his thread.


One time Harriet got blocked on Twitter because she was triggering some other sperg's autism. So Harriet said 'don't block, have autism'. Craig rode to the rescue to say 'don't block her, has autism'.


Harriet & Craig went to NY together using the money Harriet got from her evil parents. It is not clear if Harriet ever cured Craig's vaginaphobia, but they do meet up occasionally & my guess is Harriet gets pretty rapey on poor cuck Craig.


I feel a bit sorry for him to be fair. He's an autist, yes, but clearly a harmless and high functioning one and if left to his own devices will be perfectly happy with his job and his train set.

Unsurprisingly, autists don't cope well with drama, and LB is a walking soap opera.
 
I'm not sure if Noel Fielding ever got the restraining order, but she's still obsessed by the looks of her badge here (from June 2018).

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(That's a Paw Patrol bag. Paw Patrol is for 2-5 year olds, apparently.)
 
Did a bit of research on her ex Craig Norman. He honestly has a lot of boring accounts where he posts nothing but university-related stuff and since he isn't the focus of this thread I'll just focus on a few funny things and things related to Harriet.

You would think that his current hairstyle is pretty horrendous, but it's honestly nothing compared to what he used to look like. I thought he used to wear a wig but it's apparently not one.
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This one is pretty spectacular too.
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He also has a DeviantArt (archive) and if you thought Harriet's drawings were bad, we have a new contender.

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On the topic of his relationship with Harriet, they definitely are not dating anymore. He refers to her as a friend when showing the cake that Harriet wanted for her birthday... which is one with Jontron on it of course :story:

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From what I have seen it's unclear when they "officially" stopped dating each other, but what is sure is that Harriet cucked him multiple times during that period of time. That's just sad right there.

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It truly takes balls to go with both an Austin Powers AND a Chris Chandler haircut.
 
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It boggles the mind how she rationalises herself as a victim after being here for four years, and having CWC as her main target of a-loggery. Nobody is bullying her for being autistic (aren't we all, on this site?), we're bullying her because of her behavior. I'd like to imagine she knows this and is lying, but she seems delusional enough where she might truly believe the victim narrative she's making up.

Just like Labelle does. What a twist.
 
Funny how her beloved Kiwi Farms buddies become “the mob mentality of these people” so quickly.

Goons, you WERE that mob like a week ago.

This happens whenever somebody who was part of a mob has the mob turn on them. Suddenly, they start being really critical of mobs.

Hmmst.
 
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No, we're criticising your shitty behaviour towards everyone else. I'm particularly disgusted by the attitude shown towards Craig.

Lovely person my arse.



That just reminds me of an old kids show called Raggy Dolls.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HI9rXx88YsA

Yeah sure. Hey @LagoonaBlue, I know you're still lurking around this thread, so let me spell it out for you: the reason why it grew to the size that it did has little to do with your "eccentricities". It's because you're a self-absorbed whiner who harasses people for days on end and then you cry when they get fed up and tell you to fuck off. Numerous kiwis have come onto this thread to share the accounts of their past interactions with you and not a single one of them had anything positive to say. The few white knights you had quickly made themselves scarce once they saw how you treat those around you, what with you pestering strangers online and trying to get people fired from their jobs for the pettiest of reasons.

Ignoring all of that, there's one thing that you did that all but guaranteed you a thread; You did something so fucking stupid that I'm still dumbfounded as to how you EVER thought it was a good idea in the first place:

You tried to make Kiwi Farms your hugbox. Suicidal stupidity like that is simply inexcusable.
 
When will she appear in next Labelle's European tour as Token Repentant Ex-Nazi
She will speak on how she was enrolled in a nazi conspiracy to kill notorious tranny activists in exchange for some patreon gifts
Harriet is so sex craved and Labelle has so much hard time to get her girldick sucked and needs her audiance to forget how she was too straight.
 
When will she appear in next Labelle's European tour as Token Repentant Ex-Nazi
She will speak on how she was enrolled in a nazi conspiracy to kill notorious tranny activists in exchange for some patreon gifts
Harriet is so sex craved and Labelle has so much hard time to get her girldick sucked and needs her audiance to forget how she was too straight.

DON'T BE FOUL
 
When will she appear in next Labelle's European tour as Token Repentant Ex-Nazi
She will speak on how she was enrolled in a nazi conspiracy to kill notorious tranny activists in exchange for some patreon gifts
Harriet is so sex craved and Labelle has so much hard time to get her girldick sucked and needs her audiance to forget how she was too straight.

i hate you
 
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No, we're criticising your shitty behaviour towards everyone else. I'm particularly disgusted by the attitude shown towards Craig.

Lovely person my arse.



That just reminds me of an old kids show called Raggy Dolls.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HI9rXx88YsA

Now that's just ironic.

I signed up here knowing full well if I was ever declared halal, I'd be mocked to hell and back.

Shit, even if you aren't, if you do dumb shit, it's stated YOU WILL BE RIDICULED.

How you can cry foul knowing that is just stupid.
 
Nothing anyone can say will get through to her, she's too thick headed.

It seems like her brazenness and entitlement is so much worse than Chris'.
 
Nothing anyone can say will get through to her, she's too thick headed.

It seems like her brazenness and entitlement is so much worse than Chris'.

I'd argue that she's worse in regards to her possessiveness. Chris has very little respect for personal boundries. Very little. Implying that he has the bare minimum amount of respect by default. Lagoona has none whatsoever. Say what you will about Chris, he'd never go so far as to try and get people fired from the jobs to keep them away from a potential "sweetheart". That thought would never even cross his mind.
 
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