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There’s a slim chance I could be pregnant with his child. I’m at the doctors tomorrow. If I find out I’m pregnant and he’s not around to help me I’m probably going to be kicked out by my parents and made homeless. I can’t cope with that.
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Damn girl you know there's a thing such as protection right?
 
Best thing about this whole situation is that, in typical Halal fashion and much like KoP, she’s currently revenge rating all over the fuckin place.
 
But Mom!

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thebonesauce said:
Best thing about this whole situation is that, in typical Halal fashion and much like KoP, she’s currently revenge rating all over the fuckin place.
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She’s actually not even revenge rating , really. I think it’s more funny that she’s been pm’ing people all day and responding to profile postings.
 
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Maybe now that she has a featured thread here, she may actually get a response from CWC on Twitter.

This could be a blessing in disguise, guys.
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I wish I could be recognized by Chris. I spam stupid shit at him all day like KYS FAGLORD and he fucking blocked me instead, what a sped, Julay, carpets and bridges, etc.
 
If Chris knew she was a woman and horny for literally any dick and turned on by ponies, he’d have probably responded.
 
So there's a very spergy YT from when she was like 14: https://www.youtube.com/user/HurryHarryNoE/videos

She is moderator of a group on Facebook called 'Fielding Wifeys' (Noel Fielding is an actor/TV guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Fielding): https://www.facebook.com/groups/142941905772457/ She posted a bunch of weird stuff like making paper dolls of him & shit like that.
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But she had a massive sperg out when her Twitter (different Twitter) got blocked by Noel for being super-creepy (archive).
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There's a certain surreality to the people who hop into the farms to Trollshield. It isn't always readily visible, especially if you avoid the chat client. Several are even quite good at putting on a veneer of normalcy, to the point where I think they honestly fool themselves. But inevitably, the facade always breaks, and they always seem to make the exact same mistakes.

You can't trick or fool a group of spergs who know how to keep tabs on shit and are skilled at monitoring lolcows. When you have a cow as well-chronicled and covered as Chris, and people *know* what random shitheads have done to the guy, you cannot possibly think you're going to get away with shit that people dozens of times more talented and capable than you did - you will get caught, you will get exposed, and you will be laughed at.

It's like fucking courting the attentions of Yog-Sototh or trying to get Dynastia to act on a personal army request.
The fuck did you think was going to happen?

It's fascinating, however, how this pattern always repeats. It's always someone going after Lolcows in the hope that their own Lolcowdom goes ignored. If they spent a fraction of their time on doing something productive as they did pulling this NOTICE ME SEMPAI bullshit, they could have gone on to be quality posters. Instead, we get shit like this nightmare of a thread, which keeps pinballing between hilarious, depressing, and horrifying, with little middle ground.

In the end, it calls to mind the one truism this website has always maintained:
"If you have to position yourself as better than a lolcow, you probably aren't."
 
It seems she likes her men with large noses and even larger jaws.

I'm sure Noel is tossing and turning in his sleep at night knowing that he crushed the dreams of an autist who overshares online about her grandma tiddies and owns a sex pillow of an alcoholic Doc Brown parody.
 
Sorry, but if you’re so insecure and full of self-loathing that you have to consistently beat on a famous autistic man for YEARS so you can feel good by comparison, you have a problem. I mean plenty of us here do the old, “Corks, look at what _____ lolcow did today, they make me feel so much better about myself just by not being THEM.” But that’s just a small observation, not a years long obsession that spills over into your family life.

I don’t know that you ARE better than Chris-chan, Lagoona. I’m having a hard time imagining him doing something this petty for so long.
 
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