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Why is she posing with Paw Patrol merchandise? People above the age of 5 who like Paw Patrol are usually into some really shady shit.
 
Cato said:
IIRC the story that went around here and was generally accepted was that he did a jail term over threatening to SWAT someone, and staying away from kiwifarms was part of his parole conditions. It was much harder to look up those kinds of records in Scotland than the US though, and I don't recall anyone providing definitive proof of this, however I find it plausible because based on his past behaviour I find it hard to believe he would stay away from here voluntarily.

I'm open to correction from people who followed @Autphag's thread more closely than I did.
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@introman most likely has the tea on @Autphag but yes, as far as we're aware, Christopher Gillon (Sophie Thompson) AKA Autphag has kept away from here since his most recent arrest due to another threat made to the Dean of the college he was attempting to attend.
I can confirm @Cato's stance on the autphag thread as a cult-cow mess as I was perhaps too involved with it. There was always a slight friction with lagonna over her manner of interacting with Autphag and how dangerous he actually was (Considering the violent threats he'd made against his psychiatrist).

I feel for her, y'know, I don't get the need to create such a large internet footprint. I never knew she was creating this degeneracy.
 
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"His thick Nazi cock"

Well, erect dicks do look like they're doing the Roman salute--I mean, no, that's got to be a joke. A really badly-written joke in a badly-written poem.

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The irony is strong with this one.

I've been looking for a bad fic to read, and these JonTron x @LagoonaBlue fics are just what the doctor ordered. Thank you, OP.
 
This thread led me to check out Autphag's thread (which is itself a goldmine of hilarity), and I noticed something weird.
Lagoona consistently rated all of Aut's posts as Islamic Content instead of, say, dumb, autistic, dislike, mad on the internet/alog or anything else. Da fuck is up with that? I mean, I know ratings are up to the individual user, but such unusual consistency in labeling everything Islamic every time just seems autistic as fuck.

EDIT: Well, since y'all are gonna rate it Islamic anyway, might as well make it so.
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This reddit post grabbed my attention.

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She's probably the last person who should be giving this kind of advice considering how all her personal information became public. Despite being btfo by Labelle, she seems like she's ready for round 2 considering she can't stop talking about her.

She's fairly active on Reddit btw. Last post was 4 days ago. Something tells me once she comes back here and discovers this thread, she's going to be spending a lot more time there.
 
One needn't go farther than her most recent twitter like to get a full dose of :islamic:
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Also, from her bio: imagine this is your aunt. Like seriously... I'd imagine the family Christmas dinners are rather quiet except the overly loud sounds of sperging about JonTron, rick and morty, and cartoon ponies as the family clenches their teeth and silverware while wondering when this nightmare is going to end.

bonus: nope no autism here
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edit: also, can someone please explain the weird connection to mormonism this cow has?
 
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She bragged about this like it was a good thing.
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She was gonna try to get him shoved into a ward for the same type of bullshit she does. People who try to get Chris into some sort of actual legal trouble or forced help, white knighting or not, are just the ultimate exceptional individuals. How have you been on this website since 2015 and not heard about just being an observer.
 
She definitely has that CWC on-camera demeanour, I can see why her parents would compare her to him, she has that sort of slow befuddled speech and barely moves her face when she talks.
Honestly a halal is one thing, having your parents compare you to Chris on the regular is a much deeper humiliation, I feel for you @LagoonaBlue.
 
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Honestly a halal is one thing, having your parents compare you to Chris on the regular is a much deeper humiliation, I feel for you @LagoonaBlue
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What's even more amusing is that the parents comparing her to Chris thing happened in 2013, she registered here in 2015. You're talking about what could be 2 years of lurking, minimum. And yet she doesn't know about what happens when someone is being autistic with Chris on Twitter.

Her mentioning Chris to her parents really, really reminds me of Hirtes mentioning Jim Groat or Chris or whoever he was fixated on to random people he had just met.
 
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One needn't go farther than her most recent twitter like to get a full dose of :islamic:
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Also, from her bio: imagine this is your aunt. Like seriously... I'd imagine the family Christmas dinners are rather quiet except the overly loud sounds of sperging about JonTron, rick and morty, and cartoon ponies as the family clenches their teeth and silverware while wondering when this nightmare is going to end.

edit: also, can someone please explain the weird connection to mormonism this cow has?
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I don’t know their religious views but “Spooky Mormon Hell Dream” is a song number from the Book of Mormon musical. I do not think they’re actually Mormon.
 
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