Halalween 2018

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WHO IS THE WORST OF THE WORST

  • FuckYou

  • RomeoRose

  • uncleShitHeel

  • Y2K Baby

  • MysteryWoman

  • Bryan Dunn

  • scared sheep

  • xyrichard

  • The Idea Guys, Ballzymaker94 and NinFreakLan

  • clever boy McDrool

  • Chrisology1337

  • Mr. Armenian

  • Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold

  • Lulzy

  • Heryos

  • The Temple

  • Gay Old Man Team of Michael J Hirtes and Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

  • MaddieNolan

  • Chopinpiano

  • The ZooSadism fags


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My nominations are:

Literally everyone from the Zoosadism thread who thought they could pull a BBC-Autistic-Sherlock on some sort of Cuban Mastermind Jeffrey Dogmer over leaves, ants and icecream. For like forty fucking pages. And then doxed the wrong guy. And then kept going.

Specifically:

@Scrotus, @permanently_depressed, @Slimeball92A, @mono, @Patron, @PopcornTin, @Alice Springs, @DICKPICSRUS, @Paimon, @Ask Jeeves, @pirate holiday, @ectoplasm, @Reynard, @idk my bff jill, @Saigonara, @Aguas Locas, @soryu, @kinglordsupreme19, @ATaxingWoman, @NotSoAceCat, @Kiislova, @Muah'Dik, @ForgottenAcct, @Negativity Stopper and @Laughing_dog for their varying degrees of exceptionalism in IcecreamGate. Ya did it, team. Gold stars for all.

Special shout-out to @Saigonara who literally walked into multiple actual shops and deadass showed them photos from the leaks to identify a fucking cake. :story:

And another for @Zeva_Adom for messaging the family members of one of the suspects over FB to grill them about fucking dogs or some shit, scaring them into lockdown and then arguing with Null about why he didn't bother to archive anything.


Outside of the Zoosadism shit:

@FuckYou because he died as he lived - a complete cuckup.
 
I found her to be the single most annoying poster I've ever encountered here, but now that you've actually posed the question to me and forced me to examine why, I think a good part of the reason for that is that the normal unwritten social rules of this site didn't seem to apply to her. I disliked her because of her attention-whoring, stupidity, and lack of ever having anything remotely interesting to say, but it was exponentially more irritating because tons of people here actively encouraged her instead of the usual reactions such conduct would elicit.

So I guess, now that you mention it, my feelings on the matter were more the fault of other people than her directly. Regardless, I don't miss her one bit.

They were hardheaded and behaved idiotically. They blatantly disregarded other people stating that their self-obsession was irritating, and they would demand attention if the focus wasn't on them. Any conversation with them present was rife with countless failed attempts at narcissistic redirection. Complaints about this were ignored by them while they focused on posts supporting this behavior by giving these posts praise and attention while, once again, trying to refocus a topic onto themselves. I had pointed this out, I had noted that a consequence similar to what had happened would happen, and while they relented after I had said so for but a brief moment, the advice fell on deaf ears as they soon continued not long after. They were banned for their hubris, stupidity, and stubbornness, and because threads and conversations frequently came to a screeching halt due to them.

That being said, they're not as awful as the other nominations, but I will vote for them because I'm petty.
 
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My nominations are:

Literally everyone from the Zoosadism thread who thought they could pull a BBC-Autistic-Sherlock on some sort of Cuban Mastermind Jeffrey Dogmer over leaves, ants and icecream. For like forty fucking pages. And then doxed the wrong guy. And then kept going.

Specifically:

@Scrotus, @permanently_depressed, @Slimeball92A, @mono, @Patron, @PopcornTin, @Alice Springs, @DICKPICSRUS, @Paimon, @Ask Jeeves, @pirate holiday, @ectoplasm, @Reynard, @idk my bff jill, @Saigonara, @Aguas Locas, @soryu, @kinglordsupreme19, @ATaxingWoman, @NotSoAceCat, @Kiislova, @Muah'Dik, @ForgottenAcct, @Negativity Stopper and @Laughing_dog for their varying degrees of exceptionalism in IcecreamGate. Ya did it, team. Gold stars for all.

Special shout-out to @Saigonara who literally walked into multiple actual shops and deadass showed them photos from the leaks to identify a fucking cake. :story:

And another for @Zeva_Adom for messaging the family members of one of the suspects over FB to grill them about fucking dogs or some shit, scaring them into lockdown and then arguing with Null about why he didn't bother to archive anything.


Which page did this travesty start
 
I thought this election was about the biggest trolling fails, not the most annoying users.
 
I thought this election was about the biggest trolling fails, not the most annoying users.

Biggest trolling fail is without a doubt Mystery Woman, then. Signing up on KiwiFarms to troll DSP ended a 20-year long catfishing scam empire they'd been running and had them doxed with their kid's baseball bat in their vagina. Just from signing up on KiwiFarms and being autistic. They would've been golden if they just never pressed the sign up button. How does it become more failed than that?

Anyway, looking forward to the voting!

EDIT: After looking back into it, looks like it was 10 years and not 20. My bad!
 
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Biggest trolling fail is without a doubt Mystery Woman, then. Signing up on KiwiFarms to troll DSP ended a 20-year long catfishing scam empire they'd been running and had them doxed with their kid's baseball bat in their vagina. Just from signing up on KiwiFarms and being autistic. They would've been golden if they just never pressed the sign up button. How does it become more failed than that?

Anyway, looking forward to the voting!
That's defensible. I still favor Bryan Dunn's candidacy, but Mystery Woman failed really hard too.
 
Since It looks like my self nomination didn't make the cut I'd like to nominate another user, one who has yet to be mentioned despite the fact that his modern day, tame by comparison counterpart has received a nomination. I'd like to nominate @Transvaalan for being a /pol caricature and general faggot. He literally showed up here to defend shadbase and his /pol salt makes @PantsFreeZone look like a boy scout. I'd like to highlight in particular this incident which got him banned https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jims-video-on-the-dsp-catfish.38639/page-3#post-2981509
 
Why am I listed first (:_(all I did was mention ice cream and it all went downhill from there

you also stole my Jeffrey Dogmer line how rude

EDIT: I REGRET NOTHING YIFF IN HELL RMP
 
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I see a lot of mentions of @MysteryWoman so I thought I'd post the link to her actual halal thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...xy-productions-brendab1971-patrick31vw.38531/ and point out that Null sent DSP an honest to god apology letter over this shit :stress:

To this day there is still a part of my mind laughing about all the butt-plugs with Fox & Cattail attatchments that were on their Amazon wishlist with their home address that they linked to one of the catfish accounts. I remember thinking, 'Who needs that many butt-plugs?'

I think they made literally 40 to 50 posts talking about how much they were enjoying the Farms and planned on staying and hanging out after they got done fucking with DSP.

Edit: Here's the letter Null wrote DSP Patrick Bronsgeest & Brenda Bronsgeest / CyberOps31 / Galaxy Productions / brendab1971 / patrick31vw
 
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I nominate @Crickets

She showed up to defend herself after getting a thread, and wouldn't leave despite the fact that everybody was telling her off for: making a post about how she wants to kill herself, being recorded in a video ranting and crying about nothing, insulting black people on tumblr despite claiming over and over to be black, causing drama with literally every post she made, and so on. Crickets' attempts to make herself look good by fielding off criticism were utterly pathetic. I even gave her advice, telling her that she should leave if she didn't want to be harassed. She went right back to her old ways after that.

She's an idiot who won't change, so she deserves a spot here.
 
I’ll just leave this here
Official Ban Appeal
Hello Null,

You asked me to write a one time Ban Appeal and at the time, I took the wrong approach and decided to try to talk to you on discord rather then officially and coherently
taking my time to respond to you through the proper channels. I would like to rectify that and properly appeal to your authority on why I deserve a second chance on Kiwifarms as a whole.

First, an Apology and Promise to you officially.
I apologize for my behavior towards you and not taking your very real and very serious statements on my posting history to heart. That is my fault, at times I believe kiwifarms is a place of shitposting non-serious fun and I should not assume ever that you are joking with me or acting funny towards me when you make statements on my behaviors that bother you and staff on this forum. This is your baby, your domain, your House if you will and I should do better to respect you and your grievances with anything that I am doing while in your house. That being said, I promise you that if you are willing to give me a chance that I will be more thoughtful on my postings and read through everything before responding. That I will not attempt any disrespectful or even joking remarks at you or any other staff ever. It is not my intention to slight you or this site or anyone who helps contribute to its well-being. For that I am sorry.

This being said, I love kiwifarms. I enjoy involving myself within this community as much as it has let me. It helped me understand that I shouldn't take the internet so seriously and to this day I am still learning. I enjoy reading through various threads, engaging with others, adding my own threads and content when I can, and talking about daily happenings, video games and more here. Regardless of myself being an observation as well. I have been greatly humbled by the majority of others here that I didn't think id ever have. If it wasn't for Kiwifarms I would not have enjoyed movie nights with new found friends like Cricket, Dynastia, Flossman, DawnDusk, Valiant, Randall Fraggs, Neger Psyklog and more. Kiwifarms became my new home to engage in things I enjoy to do online which is too shitpost and have fun talking about interesting crazy stuff and people on the internet. It may be silly or lame but its fun to me online and that's enough for me.

When it comes to you Null, many times I have crossed your boundaries without even realizing it. I am not a malicious person at heart nor do I try to be, I have a tendency to be very friendly and forthcoming and try to make friends whenever I can Online. In 2010-2012 I ran multiple ARMA 2 and Garrys mod communiy with people I met online and ended up bonding with for years to come, this idea of friendships over the internet and simple interactions has alwayys been my viewpoint until 3 months ago. With you i've attempted this not understanding how you viewed things and I still don't but it is clear I have cross the line with you on occasions without meaning too. For that I am sorry. When you talked to me about your stories and stresses I felt like I related to you in some sense as I have dealt with people in some regards as you have whether or not I brought it upon myself or did not. Again, when it comes to your Boundaries I am sorry if I have ever crossed them in a way you did not like.

Finally, tonight is lolcowtv. While I accepted the ban as your rule and was not going to appeal what you wanted I was humbled that I could still enjoy friday night with everyone and relax the week off. Sadly, you deemed me to also be banned from the Discord as well. I understand thee reasons why but it was what led me to try to appeal his ban.

Either way, thank you for hearing me out and hopefully you respond shortly. II will accept whatever answer you give me.

Thank you,
@Bryan Dunn Kingofpol
 
Biggest trolling fail is without a doubt Mystery Woman, then. Signing up on KiwiFarms to troll DSP ended a 20-year long catfishing scam empire they'd been running and had them doxed with their kid's baseball bat in their vagina. Just from signing up on KiwiFarms and being autistic. They would've been golden if they just never pressed the sign up button. How does it become more failed than that?

Anyway, looking forward to the voting!

EDIT: After looking back into it, looks like it was 10 years and not 20. My bad!
If it isn't Mystery Woman or the fucking insane Zoosadism thread with the tard-dox experience, we've all lost it
Y2KBaby as an honourable mention, haven't seen enough to honestly put him above the other two.

Mystery Women as the nomination if it cannot be the icecreamgate community.
 
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Can I nominate every motherfucker in this thread who doesn't know the difference between a nomination and a vote? Thanks.
 
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