Orbiter Alex Sidella / sidella / ob1kenobi434 - Hates Tevin, changed his name to avoid slight negative attention, sitebanned from Twitch over and over again

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Has Sidella become "Snorted"? As he tries his best to become one of Master Philosnorts Orgination 13 of donators? The pull of the paypigs is strong.
 
I find it hard not to a-log over Sidella. Judging by his "owie, my liver hurts, I'm going to kill myself" shit he pulls every time someone calls him out on anything, his retardation isn't quite as severe as he makes out. He's just been coddled and told he's special and can do no wrong, and while he does obviously have some mental issues he exaggerates them for sympathy. That's a pet peeve of mine.
 
Pubic Enemy #1 said:
I find it hard not to a-log over Sidella. Judging by his "owie, my liver hurts, I'm going to kill myself" shit he pulls every time someone calls him out on anything, his exceptionalism isn't quite as severe as he makes out. He's just been coddled and told he's special and can do no wrong, and while he does obviously have some mental issues he exaggerates them for sympathy. That's a pet peeve of mine.
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I'm with you. Easily the lamest, dullest, most contrived sack of re.tard to hover & buzz around the DSP shit hole. At least as long as I've paid attention, & as far back as I've ever read. Uninteresting, racist, almost too illiterate to even interpret w any reliable degree of certainty, letches after teenagers, pissmoans about everything, can't take his lumps like a god damn man..

But worst worst worst of all.. not even funny.

Anyone ever seen the movie Multiplicity? DSP is Michael Keaton, Little Cruella here is Number Four with none of the charm or basic motor skills.

Gah just go away..

lol sorry @Haunter.. with rapt fascination last week, I read every measured word of your analysis up there as to how this sped actually holds a few stock points in the DSP entertainment realm.. I read this post three times, I can't fucking see your point of view on this one & concluded that I'm just not as evolved as you.
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So in fairness, I'm amending this :autism: post to include the one & only nice thing I have to say about this genetic dead end: I don't fucking get it.. but he makes my bro laugh.

There. Going back to sleep.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
lol sorry @Haunter.. with rapt fascination last week, I read every measured word of your analysis up there as to how this sped actually holds a few stock points in the DSP entertainment realm.. I read this post three times, I can't fucking see your point of view on this one & concluded that I'm just not as evolved as you.
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So in fairness, I'm amending this :autism: post to include the one & only nice thing I have to say about this genetic dead end: I don't fucking get it.. but he makes my bro laugh.
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That's OK :lol: It was just my opinion.

I understand what @Pubic Enemy #1 was saying about finding "it hard not to A-Log over Sidella". You're either drawn to something or you're not.

Personally, it's hard for me to follow a Lolcow here with an obvious disability or harsh up-bringing that could be attributed to the present odd behaviour. Greer, for example, has a disfiguring birth-defect on his face. He was put up for adoption, but his sister wasn't. He was then raised by Mormons. His formative years weren't amazing.

I don't know why Sidella doesn't affect me the same way. Perhaps because he's too insignificant. DSP, Chris Chan, ADF, etc. are caricatures of the contemporary West's problems. I can see Sidella in the same sphere of insanity without symbolizing the general current of insanity that DSP does.

I personally find it hard not to A-Log when one of the caricatures acts especially like a caricature. In March Chris Chan had a Ancestry Composition Test. He discovered that he carried a <0.1% of Jewish blood. This lead him to apologize to "all the Jewish People" for his "past hurtful statements". He only cared the moment when it became about his conceived identity.

Or maybe the whole thing is some sort of Market Defragmentation in the economic distribution of Lolcows, with so many competing Cows fulfilling the segmented needs of the Lol-consumer. Who knows :)
 
Haunter said:
That's OK :lol: It was just my opinion.

I understand what @Pubic Enemy #1 was saying about finding "it hard not to A-Log over Sidella". You're either drawn to something or you're not.

Personally, it's hard for me to follow a Lolcow here with an obvious disability or harsh up-bringing that could be attributed to the present odd behaviour. Greer, for example, has a disfiguring birth-defect on his face. He was put up for adoption, but his sister wasn't. He was then raised by Mormons. His formative years weren't amazing.

I don't know why Sidella doesn't affect me the same way. Perhaps because he's too insignificant. DSP, Chris Chan, ADF, etc. are caricatures of the contemporary West's problems. I can see Sidella in the same sphere of insanity without symbolizing the general current of insanity that DSP does.

I personally find it hard not to A-Log when one of the caricatures acts especially like a caricature. In March Chris Chan had a Ancestry Composition Test. He discovered that he carried a <0.1% of Jewish blood. This lead him to apologize to "all the Jewish People" for his "past hurtful statements". He only cared the moment when it became about his conceived identity.

Or maybe the whole thing is some sort of Market Defragmentation in the economic distribution of Lolcows, with so many competing Cows fulfilling the segmented needs of the Lol-consumer. Who knows :)
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For me, I see Sidella as someone who has leveraged his disability into a perpetual childhood, his disability is genetic in nature and there seems to be a level of guilt that his parents feel related to his condition that he uses to manipulate his entire family to baby him, and he seems to behave in exactly the same pattern towards anyone he wants attention from e.g. trying to talk to girls online. Despite the fact that his mental and physical retardation is mild.

He is definitely mentally and physically capable enough to build a life for himself, but he has chosen to cut himself off at the knees to play toddler his whole life. Then he laments not being able to get a girlfriend as a 27 year-old emotional toddler, living at home, with no capacity to live a life independent from his parents. He lives a life in a cartoon dreamworld lusting after pixelated bobs and vagene, and he has manipulated everyone in his life into indulging him in whatever ridiculous desire he has such as acting classes :lit: The people in his life seem to think if they keep building up his self-esteem by indulging his every whim he will somehow reach a threshold of self-empowerment that will allow him to leave the nest and fly free, rather than be an extremely satisfied perpetual dependent.

In short, I think he's a manipulative asshole who's emotional development and maturity are stunted of his own choice. He managed to pull this same manipulation on DSP and it makes me giggle watching DSP dance as a literal REEtard pulls his strings. It makes me laugh seeing Sidella try to manipulate everyone he crosses paths with in exactly the same way. Sidella is the biggest drama shit-stirrer in Dave's chat and it amuses me to see Dave throw out a protective wing over this broken baby bird in a fashion that portrays him for the hypocrite he is :stress:

Maybe Dave sees something of himself in this immature, manipulative asshole trying to live a perpetual childhood that other people pay for? ;)
 
I brought this up in the first couple pages of this thread I believe. Let me get your opinions. So there is no way a user named "miraimisaki" is a sidella alt? or was he one of the few people where they were sucking each other off? If I remember right (but this is going back for a long ass time) barley anyone was actually nice nice to him having actual convos etc but was sometimes one or 2 users where they would go back and forth as if people wanted to see their stupid shit

I was going through pm's on twitch and a few months ago when I said something like "yea sidella is def a bit slow" he pm'd me right away. Was pretty much saying he was there to roast trolls and exposed people. Hilarious thing is when I said the comment in chat dsp didnt even care, the mods didnt delete it. And 5-10 min after that he even did an @dsp message so it would show up in bold for dsp pretty much snitching me out and he still didnt give a fuck so he did it another time a couple min after and one of the mods removed it and timed him out. When I started to dish it out to him back in our convo with how hard I was laughing and how pathetic he was, he ended up blocking me

Tonight I made some type of comment when his name was discussed but said some shit like "Sidellda? LOL! Yea id sure as shit trust that source given hes a genius" Again a comment that wasnt removed. But I got messaged again almost instantly from him. Mainly shit like "making fun of an autistic person will have you go to hell, your life must be so sad, you have a 1 inch dick, you must come from divorced parents"/ The fucking divorced parents shit is so damn weird cause he said that same shit the first time around to. Another time on a newly made alt when I said sidella talks about as well as a 2 year old (that time was banned right away) he messaged right away saying "SUCK THAT FUCKING DICK"

So he is def weird as fuck. and seems to care a little too much about sidella. which is why it has me thinking alt. just not sure who would be such good friends with him or care that much to go fucking bonkers.

And the whole "I care about roasting and exposing trolls" thing is super weird because he has no donation badge like not even for 1$ nor a sub badge until that recent round from tut. so not a crazed enough fan to help dsp put with $. Unless he is underage and slow as well which would be my bet if he isnt the alt
 
MiraiMisaki appears to be some kind of batshit far right-wing nutjob. To be clear, I'm not using right-wing as a pejorative here, only as a description of his stated political views. Mirai is the one with the painfully unfunny webcomic (https://twitter.com/miraiesperanza?lang=en). I can't cite anything specific, but he also came across as a religious fundamentalist as well, which would explain the "you must come from divorced parents" line.

What's interesting is that, at least at one point, he wasn't totally sucked into the cult:
[2017-12-05 08:08:02 UTC] miraimisaki: Phil had years before this tax issue arose to get at least some monthly income. Which is why the haters making phil look bad isn't completely made up
[2017-12-05 08:08:09 UTC] miraimisaki: from rent
[2017-12-05 08:09:20 UTC] miraimisaki: I think phil is exaggerating as usual. whatever, it isn't something new
[2017-12-05 08:12:17 UTC] miraimisaki: nah but he is really using this backtax issue as his new crisis to make drama to get sympathy. seems dishonest to me since he can have various ways to solve the need of 10K for backtaxes
 
Waveysauce said:
I brought this up in the first couple pages of this thread I believe. Let me get your opinions. So there is no way a user named "miraimisaki" is a sidella alt? or was he one of the few people where they were sucking each other off? If I remember right (but this is going back for a long ass time) barley anyone was actually nice nice to him having actual convos etc but was sometimes one or 2 users where they would go back and forth as if people wanted to see their stupid shit
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I have a post on Mirai in the "DarksydePhil Fan General" thread if you want some more info on him. To repeat actually's post, he's a very angry, religious, "taxation is theft" Right-Winger. It could be his interpretation of Christianity that leads him to angrily defend a disabled person.

The best indicator of a Sidella alt is his characteristic writing. If the PMs sent to you were legible, then I don't see it being him.
 
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Sidella's returned to Twitter
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Still using that silver tongue of his on the ladies (she's 21, ar least)
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Oh, and for the confirm, avatar is something from Kingdom Hearts (never played it so no idea who it is, but the art style is obvious).
 
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Not sure if sarcastic or not, but check the thread title.
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oh, i thought we were on the main dsp thread and he was some super old fan coming out of the woodworks. :v. guess thats what happens when you open up like 7 tabs of unread threads
 
This thread has lost much of it's source for material, as Sidella's set his account to private.

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Oh, and for the confirm, avatar is something from Kingdom Hearts (never played it so no idea who it is, but the art style is obvious).
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Yeah, he's recently changed his Instagram account (unfortunately, also set to private) avatar to a Kingdom Hearts thing, as well. Prolly in anticipation for the release of KH3.

Here's hoping zodiac_cancer is ready to bring the lols.
 
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