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JohnnyBoi said:
Phil is so terrified of someone screwing with him that it was one of the reasons why he moved into a gated community.

The flaw being anyone with the code can come in and you don't need to be IN the community to mess with him. You just need to know which house is his.
Not condoning any action against phil but he's an idiot if he believes he's safe in a gated community.
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
The real jewel in this stupidity is that he apparently doesn’t realize that if someone was really willing to do harm to him or want to kill him nothing in a gated community is gonna stop that nut job. Like does he really think someone is gonna take a plane ride and bring a gun to shoot him and turn around at the fucking gate?

He talks like he lives in Fort Knox
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He tends to talk a big game about self defense at times. Taking into account the rare Ikea Pigroach+Horse sighting where some dude went "Phil?" and he went "Don't talk to them" and waddled away quickly, I think it's because he's a coward, and as usual he thinks saying something will make people believe it. He's said the hatchet thing, he's implied he has a gun too. I'm not saying it's impossible, but I don't think either is true. I think this is just about posturing.

So of course he'd say "Yeah, I basically live in a military fort, dood. Automated kill drones, trained guards, and a last-line of defense horse-warrior that will break your neck with her big chompers, DUUHUHUH." Most of his actions point to a man who's very scared of even verbal confrontation outside his hugbox. He's the guy who backed out of a fight with Viscant, granted, Viscant would probably have whooped his ass even in spite of the size difference, but the point stands. So he just says this shit to make himself sound tough and dissuade potential predators from attacking him and moving in on his mate. He's just a pufferfish.

Still, goes without saying, but don't shoot Dave's house. 'Murica in general is just a place where a toddler could draw on your ass and swiss cheese it. Don't play stupid games, as they say.

EDIT: Yeah, the hatchet thing might have been in one of the vlahgs, but I think he said he had several some time later. Maybe on twitter? I dunno.
 
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SauceRyuKen said:
. He's said the hatchet thing, he's implied he has a gun too. I'm not saying it's impossible, but I don't think either is true. I think this is just about posturing.
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Wasn't the hatchet shown in one of his house vlogs leaning against a wall behind the door?

Although I agree with you, Phil would probably panic and hide in the closet or something before confronting someone irl.
 
KingjadVCMP said:
Well that didn't take long!
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What a piece of shit. Not only trying to bank on what happened to Dr. D., not only (once again) trying to fish for pity because of his harsh living in the mean streets of CT, no he must formulate his verbal diarrhea as a dare in the last sentence. Either he really feels untouchable in his gated community or he is keen on somebody doing something really stupid, so he can create a new drama show. Must keep dem pity-bucks rolling.
 
der rademacher said:
What a piece of shit. Not only trying to bank on what happened to Dr. D., not only (once again) trying to fish for pity because of his harsh living in the mean streets of CT, no he must formulate his verbal diarrhea as a dare in the last sentence. Either he really feels untouchable in his gated community or he is keen on somebody doing something really stupid, so he can create a new drama show. Must keep dem pity-bucks rolling.
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I would say this one. He's far, far too terrified of even cordial IRL interaction with other people to want things to go so far as a hostile one. Especially one in which it would be incumbent upon him to protect himself, or fuck forbid protect his resident damsel (lol sorry Khet, if this does ever happen you are completely fucked if you don't have a crossbow stashed behind that $300 toaster, or some judo training/some such shit). All you're going to hear from the Man-Den in the event of a home invasion will be "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" followed by a closet door slam, and then muffled, protracted sobs.

He has plenty of less physically & emotionally-demanding scenarios that he can ramp up to 11 when selling the drama to his tardience. He wants zero part of actual bad shit happening to him because he knows the influx in revenue will be essentially the same between that & when he just play pretends REEEEmergencies.

And he's fucking dumb enough to think a few iron posts & an electronic 10-key dial-pad provide some degree of insurance that he can always keep the emergencies fake.
 
samovski said:
What? You trying to say he's lying? Don't you know he's a professional fighting game player? I know he doesn't talk about it a lot but you should show some respect.
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It’s a little known fact, but he also finished 4th place at Evo. 1st, 2nd, and 3rd were all from Japan, that makes him the best in the nation. He is also possibly one the best all-around gamers in the world. He has a 10-year legacy on YouTube, dood!
 
MidUSA said:
If ever the perimiter is breached, he'll hide under the bed and send in the cavalry.
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Hypothetical Dave: "Okay, sure, cahman, fight me in a real battle. I don't fear any intruder, as I am the most prolific Youtuber. As soon as he enters my property I will pimp slap that bitch right back to where he came from. I'm ready, I'm pumped up to the max, I will kick his ass to the moon, baby! Nobody messes with Phil Burnell, owner of the 10 year legacy of being a shining star on the internet!"

Hypothetical Kat: "Honey, please stop hiding in my wardrobe."

It's just the mailman
 
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Kermit the Frog said:
He's hoping that Tut comes back because he thinks it's SFV that attracted Tut to Phil in the first place (which may be true, worth a shot for Phil to try at least). If Tut doesn't show up, expect another self-pitying "Slow stream today, not a whole lot of participation, those bills are coming up soon... *sigh*" at the end of the day.
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(Today, so far) tutankhamunnn gave 9 $4.99 subs.

A-well, the Tut came back within a few days
The Tut came back, Phil thought he was a goner!
But the Tut came back for he couldn't stay away...
 
SauceRyuKen said:
He tends to talk a big game about self defense at times. Taking into account the rare Ikea Pigroach+Horse sighting where some dude went "Phil?" and he went "Don't talk to them" and waddled away quickly, I think it's because he's a coward, and as usual he thinks saying something will make people believe it. He's said the hatchet thing, he's implied he has a gun too. I'm not saying it's impossible, but I don't think either is true. I think this is just about posturing.

So of course he'd say "Yeah, I basically live in a military fort, dood. Automated kill drones, trained guards, and a last-line of defense horse-warrior that will break your neck with her big chompers, DUUHUHUH." Most of his actions point to a man who's very scared of even verbal confrontation outside his hugbox. He's the guy who backed out of a fight with Viscant, granted, Viscant would probably have whooped his ass even in spite of the size difference, but the point stands. So he just says this shit to make himself sound tough and dissuade potential predators from attacking him and moving in on his mate. He's just a pufferfish.

Still, goes without saying, but don't shoot Dave's house. 'Murica in general is just a place where a toddler could draw on your ass and swiss cheese it. Don't play stupid games, as they say.

EDIT: Yeah, the hatchet thing might have been in one of the vlahgs, but I think he said he had several some time later. Maybe on twitter? I dunno.
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If the hatchet thing is true then I'd really love to hear his reasoning behind putting weapons to stop intruders from breaking into your home right next to the main entry points of your home.
 
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(Today, so far) tutankhamunnn gave 9 $4.99 subs.

A-well, the Tut came back within a few days
The Tut came back, Phil thought he was a goner!
But the Tut came back for he couldn't stay away...
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Only a parent or a highly regarded autist would know that song... Well played sir.
 
I don't remever.... But if that was actually his house with the giant hole in its roof. I could totally see him m.ilking that for pity bux.

*Snort* "Hullo everyone, as you know there has been some rain on the east coast and the idiot land owners of my condo STILL haven't fixed the roof and now I have to pay for the water damage? I mean COMON there was NOTHING I COULD DO DUDE.
 
KingjadVCMP said:
Tut is gifting subs again apparently, leading me to conclude that Phil asked Tut to stop it for a month because he's being TOO helpful (who'll buy his pleas for money when they're witnessing one man donate thousands?) and Tut either agreed and then changed his mind, or Phil just didn't wait for a response assuming Tut would do what he was told.

Phil really pushing people to tip tonight, saying he's super worried about bills and such, after telling people he'd took Kat out to eat some fancy hay in a high-end barn (I couldn't resist).

Phil wants Tut to stop. Tut won't stop. Phil is going to be worried.
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Feeling like I might've been on to something here. Tut returns despite Phil claiming they were gone. Hoping someone asks Phil why he appears to be lying about this?
 
Nurse Ratchet said:
(lol sorry Khet, if this does ever happen you are completely fucked if you don't have a crossbow stashed behind that $300 toaster, or some judo training/some such shit). All you're going to hear from the Man-Den in the event of a home invasion will be "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" followed by a closet door slam, and then muffled, protracted sobs.
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Horses have a pretty decent kick and can run quite quick. I think she'll be fine. Phil on the other hand....
 
Oh, and it seems Phil's begging has attracted tards yet again. A $300 tip and nearly $200 in cheers+subs courtesy of 48 gifted subs (so far). "Only" 21 of them from Tut. So when you're wondering why he so pathetically grovels for money? Cause it works, for the most part.
 
Martys_not_smarty said:
So you're telling me noones got a clue who this fucktard-kahmunn guy is even with all this weaponized autism at our disposal?
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We don't even know who Swagginz is. He has done a very good job of staying anonymous

Wurstbrot said:
Hypothetical Dave: "Okay, sure, cahman, fight me in a real battle. I don't fear any intruder, as I am the most prolific Youtuber. As soon as he enters my property I will pimp slap that bitch right back to where he came from. I'm ready, I'm pumped up to the max, I will kick his ass to the moon, baby! Nobody messes with Phil Burnell, owner of the 10 year legacy of being a shining star on the internet!"

Hypothetical Kat: "Honey, please stop hiding in my wardrobe."

It's just the mailman
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He said in one of the Kat streams that when he goes out, he is "well protected".... I still do not know what he meant by that?
 
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