Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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Chris still begging, claiming their "food levels are okay, for now" but they want to stock up for the hurricane... wants "sizable Monetary Donations." Also confirms his Patreon does upfront charging.

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Null, Marvin, Captain? You guys throwing in? They need sizable donations, don't insult them with that weakass $20 scrub money

In seriousness it looks like the tugboat lasts about 2 weeks because the hardcore begging starts in the middle of the month.
 
RustyNail(her) said:
Null, Marvin, Captain? You guys throwing in? They need sizable donations, don't insult them with that weakass $20 scrub money

In seriousness it looks like the tugboat lasts about 2 weeks because the hardcore begging starts in the middle of the month.
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I think he's got into the habit of blowing the tugboat in the middle of every month now and then scamming even bigger tards out of money. Some time, he's going to get hit with a real emergency and be fucked.
 
AnOminous said:
I think he's got into the habit of blowing the tugboat in the middle of every month now and then scamming even bigger tards out of money. Some time, he's going to get hit with a real emergency and be fucked.
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Some time? It already happened! Did you forget about when his car broke down at a gas station on his way back home from Bronycon and he had no money to get back home or get services for the car?
 
Silver Octopus said:
Some time? It already happened! Did you forget about when his car broke down at a gas station on his way back home from Bronycon and he had no money to get back home or get services for the car?
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And waltzed off a couple hours later no worse for the wear, having gotten the money instantly.
 
AnOminous said:
I think he's got into the habit of blowing the tugboat in the middle of every month now and then scamming even bigger tards out of money. Some time, he's going to get hit with a real emergency and be fucked.
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Nah, autistic idiots will keep bailing him out because CHRISTORY or something
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
I wouldn't want to encourage anyone to lie, but couldn't Chris/tine just go in and not pitch a fit when they use male pronouns? They don't pass as female and unless they have changed their ID to read "female" it shouldn't be an issue, unless they go to a clinic in a conservative area that isn't used to guys wearing tights and other stuff typically worn on girls.

Has Chris/tine even had sexual contact, either with a penis or vagina? It's doubtful they'd have to lie about that part. All of the blood gets tested for HIV, drugs, fat and hormone levels. If it was deemed unsuitable due to the hormones or food they consume, it would be destroyed.

Compared to the shit they make and sell, going to a blood drive for a few bucks and a cookie is probably a better waste of time.
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Intedasting. Why hasn't Chris sold his blood to a blood bank for a few bucks ,to help his/her/they/it mom? what type of blood os he?

if he wasn't a tranny maybe he could also sell his sperm.
 
DCM90 said:
if he wasn't a tranny maybe he could also sell his sperm.
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lol no.

Retards are not sought out for sperm banks. In fact, you generally have to prove you have a superior IQ and excellent physical health even to be considered.
 
Chris mentioning his Patreon just for shameless begging seems to have been the last straw for one of his patrons. Someone jumped ship and he's now down $19.

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It's been about two months since he last focused on uploading pages. He hasn't even bothered to inform his patrons of the delay in book 12-9, instead making an offhand remark about it to someone on Twitter.

Hrothgar said:
I'm pretty sure using that picture for his Patreon constitutes false advertising.
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lol, someone called him out on using that pic a while back. Of course he tried to justify it. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Patreon#Banner

DCM90 said:
Why hasn't Chris sold his blood to a blood bank for a few bucks ,to help his/her/they/it mom?
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He already makes $1,000+ a month on his online business, and he and Barb still manage to waste it. Selling blood wouldn't change that.
 
AnOminous said:
lol no.

exceptional individuals are not sought out for sperm banks. In fact, you generally have to prove you have a superior IQ and excellent physical health even to be considered.
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All this means is that Chris has to marathon every season of Rick and Morty while using a Shake Weight and the sperm bank will trip over themselves trying to gobble up his brave, womanly semen.
 
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