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What, he shit on the new Tomb Raider, too? Ffs, they don't have the best stories but they're some of the best 3rd person games I've played in a while at least.

Ohhh right, they're also fairly long games. The most hated trait of Mr Variety Streamer. If only games were as long as movies, he wouldn't have to work so damn hard all the time, that poor man.
 
George Beorge said:
Couldn't Philip just get a smaller, more affordable home still in Washington?
Why does losing his big gated house mean he has to move across the country?
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His Washington place is a Real Adult House and key sign of his success. If he downsized, he'd have to admit to himself what a failure the last 1o years of his life has been, and his ego is way to fragile for that kind of self-reflection.
 
Is anybody expecting him to exploit Hurricane Florence like he did with Harvey last year? "Guys I know we just had a hurricane hit the east coast, but please consider donating to me instead, sound good?"
 
Happy Mask Salesman said:
Is anybody expecting him to exploit Hurricane Florence like he did with Harvey last year? "Guys I know we just had a hurricane hit the east coast, but please consider donating to me instead, sound good?"
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Might say something like "WOOOW THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIVE IN THE EAST COAST ANYMORE AND I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK! MY FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO SAVE MY HOUSE!"
 
Happy Mask Salesman said:
Is anybody expecting him to exploit Hurricane Florence like he did with Harvey last year? "Guys I know we just had a hurricane hit the east coast, but please consider donating to me instead, sound good?"
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Definitely. Nothing like a potential tragedy to beg for some pennies.

Out of curiosity, did this work for him? I know he exploits a lot of bad things for money but has it ever actually worked? As in more earned than usual?
 
Phil is so terrified of someone crewing with him that it was one of the reasons why he moved into a gated community.

The flaw being anyone with the code can come in and you don't need to be IN the community to mess with him. You just need to know which house is his.
Not condoning any action against phil but he's an idiot if he believes he's safe in a gated community.
 
JohnnyBoi said:
Phil is so terrified of someone crewing with him that it was one of the reasons why he moved into a gated community.

The flaw being anyone with the code can come in and you don't need to be IN the community to mess with him. You just need to know which house is his.
Not condoning any action against phil but he's an idiot if he believes he's safe in a gated community.
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Especially a "gated community" that's literally a fucking unmanned fence with some kind of auto-rolling gate. Based on the Google map photos, I'm pretty sure I could fall over that damn fence. :lol:
 
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Especially a "gated community" that's literally a fucking unmanned fence with some kind of auto-rolling gate. Based on the Google map photos, I'm pretty sure I could fall over that damn fence. :lol:
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This electric obsidian construct of a fence isn't even the real problem. The real difficulty would not to be taken noticed, as everyone knows everyone (except you are 23/6 an imprisoned soul like Phil who only communicates to his neighbors via Facebook or so). Not that I would endorse any intruding, please don't do that, especially in this country of guns for everyone. Just saying, even if it's not a gated place, every stranger in a place of a few people is automatically suspicious even if you do absolutely nothing.

However, from Google Maps I do understand when Phil looks through his windows because he "thought to see something", because this community is just a small stripe. Unless they have an automatic flak you can throw anything above this impervious Chinese Wall and be sure to hit something, from at least 2 sides. Not that I would encourage that, nobody needs to get involved in some crimes or troubles for a clown on the internet.

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Well that didn't take long!
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You don't understand. Now he lives in a gated community that has a gate with gaps as big as a watermelon, a cheap wooden fence which isn't even as tall as a person, in a place which can be easily observed from multiple places. His house is literally bullet proof if some crazy dood starts to shoot around!
 
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This man is STILL going on about the fucking internet lag. How does he not realize he's a living parody of himself?
 

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This man is STILL going on about the fucking internet lag. How does he not realize he's a living parody of himself?
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What? You trying to say he's lying? Don't you know he's a professional fighting game player? I know he doesn't talk about it a lot but you should show some respect. It's very obvious the internet is out to screw him in these games. And don't get me started on these bastards who make controls. There's a conspiracy against him.

It must be nice to have idiot fans who'll believe that shit. I can't watch him play fighting games anymore simply because he constantly says the exact same thing every single time.
 
samovski said:
What? You trying to say he's lying? Don't you know he's a professional fighting game player? I know he doesn't talk about it a lot but you should show some respect. It's very obvious the internet is out to screw him in these games. And don't get me started on these bastards who make controls. There's a conspiracy against him.

It must be nice to have idiot fans who'll believe that shit. I can't watch him play fighting games anymore simply because he constantly says the exact same thing every single time.
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You have a point, I mean the Russian trolls did take his girlfriend away, I wouldn't be the wiser to think that elite super hackers are now accessing his interwebs
 
Nambler Gambler said:
This man is STILL going on about the fucking internet lag. How does he not realize he's a living parody of himself?
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Now, TO BE FAIR, Street Fighter V does have problems with latency. The game is poorly designed in general but two things to note:

The game will sometimes have one-sided rollback where for one player the connection is fine but for the other player the connection is constantly skipping.

Furthermore, it's been determined that the game has varying frames of delay even offline. What this means is that the game randomly is anywhere between 2-6 frame delay. That equals a fraction of a second which may not seem like much but it will effect your performance.

After saying all that, Phil is still horrible at fighters.
 
JohnnyBoi said:
Phil is so terrified of someone crewing with him that it was one of the reasons why he moved into a gated community.

The flaw being anyone with the code can come in and you don't need to be IN the community to mess with him. You just need to know which house is his.
Not condoning any action against phil but he's an idiot if he believes he's safe in a gated community.
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The real jewel in this stupidity is that he apparently doesn’t realize that if someone was really willing to do harm to him or want to kill him nothing in a gated community is gonna stop that nut job. Like does he really think someone is gonna take a plane ride and bring a gun to shoot him and turn around at the fucking gate?

He talks like he lives in Fort Knox
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
The real jewel in this stupidity is that he apparently doesn’t realize that if someone was really willing to do harm to him or want to kill him nothing in a gated community is gonna stop that nut job. Like does he really think someone is gonna take a plane ride and bring a gun to shoot him and turn around at the fucking gate?

He talks like he lives in Fort Knox
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What are you talking about? He has an axe by the door...you know, because all burglars and general assailants use the front door.


Seeing him rocking like that is alarming. If someone I knew was doing that I'd tell them to go see some type of doctor. Never seen someone do that who didn't have some type of neurological or mental issue. He has to be conscious of it though right? He doesn't do it when he thinks people can see him. Maybe he's self soothing like a 30 year old sized baby.
 
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