🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Cowlick said:
@Mr. X , the reason is no quote makes you think at all if we're both being honest.
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So, still clueless on how that excerpt relates to you and your writing, then? It's okay, we can give you a couple years to figure it out.

As for you, @AnOminous , who was used badly, outside of your mother as an idiot-processing unit?
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Setting aside the again terrible delivery, if AnOnimous' mother was badly used as an idiot processing unit, then she would have been used to transform idiots into something else usable. That's what processors do, Teejy.
 
Teej has three kinds of insults he’s used against us: calling us stupid, calling us gay, and insulting our parents. He’s less creative than Chris.

(Cue Teej saying that those are the only insults we understand and that his REAL ability is too far above our heads.)
 
flossman said:
Teej has three kinds of insults he’s used against us: calling us stupid, calling us gay, and insulting our parents. He’s less creative than Chris.

(Cue Teej saying that those are the only insults we understand and that his REAL ability is too far above our heads.)
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Oddly, the reason we found out about TJ is that he's not that bright, and his writing shows stunted understanding of the opposite sex.

Not going to insult his mom, though. That's just juvenile.
 
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I am sorry for insulting your mothers... However, it long ago became clear to me they are responsible not only for biologically producing you, but for much of your early learning (also later in life, since it appears most of you spend the majority of time here rather than even attempt actually socializing with real humans).

While we're at it,...

@Mr. X , I do the latter, but not the former, especially not when compared to the majority of members that post in this thread.

@LoverofPi , I am not clueless in how it does that alone, but if it does what was intended at all, as many have already corrected mistakes I didn't make, written things they later claimed was not what they meant, etc.

I will not go on pointing out your mistakes & answering questions asked largely due to failures in comprehension, as I have things to do in the future.
 
Cowlick said:
I am sorry for insulting your mothers... However, it long ago became clear to me they are responsible not only for biologically producing you, but for much of your early learning (also later in life, since it appears most of you spend the majority of time here rather than even attempt actually socializing with real humans).

While we're at it,...

@Mr. X , I do the latter, but not the former, especially not when compared to the majority of members that post in this thread.

@LoverofPi , I am not clueless in how it does that alone, but if it does what was intended at all, as many have already corrected mistakes I didn't make, written things they later claimed was not what they meant, etc.

I will not go on pointing out your mistakes & answering questions asked largely due to failures in comprehension, as I have things to do in the future.
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We look forward to your next visit, @Cowlick . Take good care until your return.
 
Cowlick said:
I am sorry for insulting your mothers... However, it long ago became clear to me they are responsible not only for biologically producing you,
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As opposed to synthetically producing us?

but for much of your early learning
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And how does this apply to adopted Kiwis? I know you didn't think your insult that far, but that's just the problem, Teej, you never think.

(also later in life, since it appears most of you spend the majority of time here rather than even attempt actually socializing with real humans).
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And this just doesn't follow from the rest of the attempted insult. 2/10, please try again.


While we're at it,...

@Mr. X , I do the latter, but not the former, especially not when compared to the majority of members that post in this thread.
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Patently false statement.

@LoverofPi , I am not clueless in how it does that alone,
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Patently false statement

but if it does what was intended at all, as many have already corrected mistakes I didn't make,
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Patently false statement.

written things they later claimed was not what they meant, etc.
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Oh, I see the crux of the issue here. TJ thinks we're him and vice versa.

I will not go on pointing out your mistakes & answering questions asked
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Technically true, as you do not correct mistakes and you always weasel out of direct answers to questions.

largely due to failures in comprehension,
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You definitely fail to answer questions and correct mistakes due to your own failures in comprehension, so I'm giving you good boy points for accidental honesty.

as I have things to do in the future.
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Blatantly and patently false statement.
See you soon.
 
Cowlick said:
@Mr. X , I do the latter, but not the former, especially not when compared to the majority of members that post in this thread.
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This was, is and always will be an apt description of you.

I expect that you'll claim that this term applies to others instead. Making such a claim will constitute proof that you are completely predictable.
 
Mr. X said:
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This was, is and always will be an apt description of you.

I expect that you'll claim that this term applies to others instead. Making such a claim will constitute proof that you are completely predictable.
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When you only have three responses for any comment or inquiry, you're bound to be predictable.
 
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