🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Banh Xeo]

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I'm imagining this guy googling Russ right now, and his face as he realizes the truth.

Quit imagining and say welcome to our possible newest member Bryan!

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Toasty]

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Ya think?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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You mean the greasy, disheveled looks *isn’t* what he was going for?

 

[The Great Citracett]

To be honest, I always just thought it was sweat/grease.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

suuure, hair gel.

 

[AnOminous]

So is Russ going to go from looking like a filthy, greasy rodent that just crawled out of the grease dumpster behind a fast food place to looking like this?

Spoiler

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Or Russhole could be like Kramer and have his pre-mousse and post-mousse life.

 

[Vorhtbame]

suuure, hair gel.

Partially off-topic, but that was actually fashionable in the middle school I attended. Absolutely not kidding.

That's why I believe we will eventually see it on Russhole, especially given his taste for decades-defunct waistlines and suit cuts.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Update on the gel technique. And remember folks, he can laugh at your comments, but you can’t laugh at his.

 

[AnOminous]

Update on the gel technique. And remember folks, he can laugh at your comments, but you can’t laugh at his.

That's totally wrong. Russ is an idiot.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Well if that's his issue, he could buy a blow dryer.

Or not...

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

That's totally wrong. Russ is an idiot.

You can take this post completely out of context and apply it to literally anything in Russhole's life, it's a great all-purpose time-saving insult.

 

[Banh Xeo]

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There’s a right way?

Partially off-topic, but that was actually fashionable in the middle school I attended. Absolutely not kidding.

That's why I believe we will eventually see it on Russhole, especially given his taste for decades-defunct waistlines and suit cuts.

That sounds like a hot school, kids just coming in each other’s faces for hair product.

 

[Whatthefuck]

There’s a right way?



That sounds like a hot school, kids just coming in each other’s faces for hair product.

There is a right way and it's definitely NOT waiting until your hair is dry unless you're going for the Brylcreem look. Once again, Rusty has no idea what he's talking about. In fact, with his hair texture, he shouldn't be using it at all.

 

[DarkAlien]

 

[Whatthefuck]

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Oh, Rusty, as if it matters. She has AI, she'd reject you anyway.

 

[CausticMinory]

TFW even a sex doll might reject you.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

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Unfortunately the real thing won't let you stick it in them unless you pay at the very least $$$$.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

"I'll stick with the real thing"