Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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Too bad Bob's record collection got burned up. That might have had a few gems in it. Enough to keep Barb in bananas and Chris in gaudy plastic shit until property taxes come due again.
 
AnOminous said:
He probably will though.

Also at this rate, this fat dumbass will have sold everything with any value before Barb dies and be completely fucked when she does.
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But when Barb passes away, Chris won't have her taking the vast majority of his tugboat to pay off debts.

And if she's not on a reverse mortgage, Chris will have some equity in 14 branchland court. I think their mortgage is $115,000 now and the home's value is estimated at $185,000. But then that depends on it's condition. It's most likely needing major renovations despite being gutted and renovated just a few years ago.
 
Holiday Special said:
Too bad Bob's record collection got burned up. That might have had a few gems in it. Enough to keep Barb in bananas and Chris in gaudy plastic shit until property taxes come due again.
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He could have had a career as a Webcam dj.
 
Maybe a genuine stamp collector could get a hold of it and treat it properly. If any of you Kiwis wanna prevent someone who has autism and wants to be laughed at from getting it, then tell someone who might be interested.
 
Depression_Begins said:
But when Barb passes away, Chris won't have her taking the vast majority of his tugboat to pay off debts.

And if she's not on a reverse mortgage, Chris will have some equity in 14 branchland court. I think their mortgage is $115,000 now and the home's value is estimated at $185,000. But then that depends on it's condition. It's most likely needing major renovations despite being gutted and renovated just a few years ago.
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Depends on how much debt Barb has. That would come out of the house sale before Chris gets his vidya and pony money
 
It still makes me really sad and angry when I remember that whatever Chris makes selling bits of hoard online, he'll just use it to buy more fast food and pony merchandise instead of using it to get out of debt and help his freaking mother.
 
heymate said:
It still makes me really sad and angry when I remember that whatever Chris makes selling bits of hoard online, he'll just use it to buy more fast food and pony merchandise instead of using it to get out of debt and help his freaking mother.
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Barb takes a large portion of the tugboat each month to help pay for the household. Although Chris wastes a lot of his money, I don't think it's fair to make Barb out as his financial victim.

The main reason behind the Financhu Crisis is the fact that Bob and Barb saved very little throughout their entire lives. I don't know how you work 40 years as an engineer in a dual-income family and still have a massive mortgage and no investments. It must've all just been spent on legal fees, the hoard and frivolities. Still hard to put together as Bob alone should've been making close to a six figure income for a long period of time.
 
Depression_Begins said:
Barb takes a large portion of the tugboat each month to help pay for the household. Although Chris wastes a lot of his money, I don't think it's fair to make Barb out as his financial victim.

The main reason behind the Financhu Crisis is the fact that Bob and Barb saved very little throughout their entire lives. I don't know how you work 40 years as an engineer in a dual-income family and still have a massive mortgage and no investments. It must've all just been spent on legal fees, the hoard and frivolities. Still hard to put together as Bob alone should've been making close to a six figure income for a long period of time.
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They once owned two houses due to Chris having to flee the school district, and they tended to own new luxury cars. Plus I wouldn't be surprised if Bob lost his ass in the first marriage, while putting his first son and daughter medical school and Ivy League colleges.
 
Depression_Begins said:
Barb takes a large portion of the tugboat each month to help pay for the household. Although Chris wastes a lot of his money, I don't think it's fair to make Barb out as his financial victim.

The main reason behind the Financhu Crisis is the fact that Bob and Barb saved very little throughout their entire lives. I don't know how you work 40 years as an engineer in a dual-income family and still have a massive mortgage and no investments. It must've all just been spent on legal fees, the hoard and frivolities. Still hard to put together as Bob alone should've been making close to a six figure income for a long period of time.
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From what we learned Bob did leave a decent nest egg for them. not a lot but enough to be comfortable. which they blew on hiring a high priced lawyer to defend them after they tried to run Snyder over.
 
Depression_Begins said:
The main reason behind the Financhu Crisis is the fact that Bob and Barb saved very little throughout their entire lives. I don't know how you work 40 years as an engineer in a dual-income family and still have a massive mortgage and no investments.
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The mortgage was paid off and there was something like $50,000 in the bank when Bob died.

That shit is on Barb.
 
Barb would have had her retirement from her job, social security and possibly half of Bob's pension from GE. This combined with Chris' tugboat would have been enough to keep a normal mother/disabled son combo. Does Chris get Medicaid?
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
$50,000 isn't all that much to live on. Even with interest, that would last only 2-3 years for most people (assuming no other income)
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It would usually last more than 2-3 months, though. Both of them had incomes. It wasn't like they were supposed to live just on that.

Holiday Special said:
Barb would have had her retirement from her job, social security and possibly half of Bob's pension from GE. This combined with Chris' tugboat would have been enough to keep a normal mother/disabled son combo. Does Chris get Medicaid?
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He gets Medicare. Medicaid is for people on SSI.
 
Someone literally was so autistic they actually bought a soda can that represents someone mixing their jizz with it. What the hell has humanity come to?
 
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