Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[Norvic]

He does NOT vote with my interests 99% of the time. More like 50%. Voehl it would be 40%. Brianna probably 55%. It's a shit sandwich.

It's so frustrating how you STILL don't get who Brianna is. You've grasped that she's lazy and she has a terrible personality and can't lead for shit, but you still think she's actually serious with all that rhetoric she spouted.

Her other characteristic is that she lies. She lies a lot. There's no core principles there, she just told you exactly what you wanted to hear. Just last week she was saying she supports medicare for all out of one side of her mouth, while out of the other side of the mouth she was saying that maybe medicare for all would be too expensive and that there were other solutions to healthcare problems.

You told her what you wanted your perfect berniecrat to be like and she nodded and said "I'm that guy!" She played you and for some reason you're still letting yourself be played.

 

[W person cow]

It's so frustrating how you STILL don't get who Brianna is. You've grasped that she's lazy and she has a terrible personality and can't lead for shit, but you still think she's actually serious with all that rhetoric she spouted.

Her other characteristic is that she lies. She lies a lot. There's no core principles there, she just told you exactly what you wanted to hear. Just last week she was saying she supports medicare for all out of one side of her mouth, while out of the other side of the mouth she was saying that maybe medicare for all would be too expensive and that there were other solutions to healthcare problems.

You told her what you wanted your perfect berniecrat to be like and she nodded and said "I'm that guy!" She played you and for some reason you're still letting yourself be played.

Dude I agree with you about a lot of things but if you can't grasp this stuff there's no use rehashing it. Although here, I will anyway.

Lynch lies about as much as Brianna does, i.e. whenever either of them opens their mouths. Voehl is vocally against single payer.
Given two candidates who always lie, and one who's openly against my core issue, I'm left with the two liars.
Since I can't trust what they say, I'll go on their records.
Lynch and Brianna are both sellouts who will take bribes and screw the working class
Lynch and Brianna are both super into Russiagate and will censor the internet
Brianna will vote on my side on the social aka "SJW" issues, which nobody is going to bribe her over.
She will vote for a woman's right to choose. She will vote for gay rights whether she truly believes in them or not. She will vote to protect immigrants because it gets her Twitter pats. She will vote for legal cannabis because it gets her 10x as much praise everywhere she goes as anything else. Single payer same deal although a hefty bribe could change her mind. She will oppose Trump stuff. She will continue trying to look progressive, which means voting left-wing on everything nobody bribes her over. Basically a less intelligent Kamala Harris. She will vote with Paul Ryan 10% of the time when she gets a bribe, and with the blue side when she doesn't. Whereas Lynch has many more sources for his bribes and votes with Ryan about 40% of the time.
My endorsement of her is an extremely tepid one, mostly based on being able to have bragging rights when she gets x number of votes.
If anybody actually comments publicly on it, I will fold.

By the way, props to ************* for admitting being a kiwifarmer on Facebook, unlike the rest of you chickens.
But unluckily for you, he is neutral on Brianna. So the endorsement stays for now. If somebody else wants to step up, better hurry cause the election is in two days.

After the election, I will probably be more vocal publicly. The whole experience just screams "fear and loathing style gonzo article sent to DigBoston, and if they don't take it, put on medium.com". But before that, I want to see how many votes she gets.

Side note: The endorsement Frank is talking about may be Our Revolution. They considered her for endorsement and recently voted.
"No endorsement" won
Brianna got second place
Voehl third
Lynch last

 

[MMX]

So contacting Ethan Gach like y'all said to is "chicken shit"? He asked me a whole bunch of questions

Depends on how you answered them
If you were honest then Bravo
If you focused on the positives of Brianna and turned it into an anti Lynch rant then less so.
Either way it's unlikely to be followed up on unless it can be spun as pro Brianna.
And then there's that NDA

 

[ZKWNordman]

So contacting Ethan Gach like y'all said to is "chicken shit"? He asked me a whole bunch of questions

All right, I’ll bite: What did you send him, what did he ask you, and what did you say in response?

Brianna won’t kill you. She will try to harm your reputation, which you know she can’t do. She’s already tried this.

There’s nothing she can do to you for telling the truth.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Warren I actually think I do get what you're saying, and correct me if I'm mistaken but I think your reasoning is the same as a lot of other people's reasoning about Trump. They know that in all likelihood he's a shit human being and has zero political experience, but they're okay with aligning themselves with him because he does things that are in agreement with their own general sentiment. I would probably say that I am one of these people. That being said, I am NOT the kind of person who is going to go to my social media portals and fucking post #MAGA everywhere because agreement is quite far from being endorsement.

So I'm with you up until a point. I can see what you would say that John is the best of the worst in your opinion. That does not mean that you are compelled to continue to champion him as though he actually has progressive values. John has all of the worst traits of Trump magnified with none of the competence.

 

[$hakerattle]

Most of the official pics involved her having a red streak in her hair that she didn't want to be seen as having now that she's all political.
It was just a selection of shitty pics to choose from, and she would only approve certain ones. I liked the snarl ones best but she didn't like those ones.

Does she snarl a lot in "normal" conversation? Is she even aware of her snarl?

I don't always agree with you, man, but I like you for some reason. Might follow your political aspirations, just to see what happens. I have a lot of friends in MA and apparently our social circles overlap a little bit. Small world.

Fun fact, none of my friends know who Brianna is, let alone that she's "running for office" - and some of them lived in her district until very recently. Says a lot about her lack of presence in the community.

 

[break these cuffs]

Warren you're talking about how John will vote knowing only that he is a liar and a sellout. You say Lynch is the same, but based on his record you say he will vote with you 50% of the time. I can't say it anymore clearly than You Do Not Know How John Will Vote. You estimate 55% because you buy into his bullshit. Think about that. You are believing a known liar. Someone who personally lied to you. Someone who's entire life is a sham. Even before that, you have a couple screws loose and I don't think you should be trusting your own judgement anyway.

My endorsement of her is an extremely tepid one, mostly based on being able to have bragging rights when she gets x number of votes.
If anybody actually comments publicly on it, I will fold.

For all your posturing about progressive issues you, admit that the reason you want John to do well is to prove how big your dick is and how good a job you did campaigning for him, bravo. As I said before, I don't have a dog in this fight. Why would I comment on this? You're trying to absolve yourself of responsibility by making simple action, removing John from your list of endorsements, conditional. Nobody here besides you campaigned for John. Nobody here besides you got him endorsements. Nobody here besides you is publicly endorsing him. I would be endorsing him if I had any surviving accounts from the Great Meme War. I wouldn't comment against John if I had a legit account because I want John to win. Most people here joke about that. I'm serious. I want him to tear apart the left because it is too lazy, self involved, and cowardly to function at even the level of the Republican party. Sad! I would laugh my balls off as the retards in the 8th District came to the slow realization of what they did. I don't live in it. What do I care? What can I say? I have a streak of accelerationist in me.

Part of the reason you were endearing before you came here was because of your tenacity in campaigning for John. Now confronted with your cause being a lie, you're rolling over and weaseling out of doing anything about it by attempting to rope people here into it.

 

[Karellen]

Is this the guy who had a crush on Brianna @W person cow ?

 

[Very Honest Content]

Ethan Gach is PMing me on twitter. I am scared he is going to do a whole followup expose now and Brianna will sue me or like, try to murder me or something.

John's a pussy, who wishes he had one, you can rest easy on the physical intimidation front, Warren. The truth is also the best legal defense against a libel or slander lawsuit, again, you'll be fine. Also, are you sure it's not a catfish attempt and the actual Ethan? 'Trust but verify,' somebody in politics got some mileage out of that in the ancient past I heard somewhere...

 

[AnOminous]

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Is this the guy who had a crush on Brianna @W person cow ?

He comes across as a giant dickhead. Warren was the only goddamn person involved in that "campaign" who visibly did anything.

 

[MMX]

He comes across as a giant dickhead. Warren was the only goddamn person involved in that "campaign" who visibly did anything.

Anything visible of any worth would be fair.
Frank was visible in making the whole thing look somewhat cheaper with cringe worthy shit like trumpzilla

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Frank was visible in making the whole thing look somewhat cheaper with cringe worthy shit like trumpzilla

When I saw the Trumpzilla piece with Screaming Frank, my first thought was "WTF, I hate asians now?"

 

[W person cow]

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Is this the guy who had a crush on Brianna @W person cow ?

Yes. He tried really hard to get me fired by Brianna (until I got myself fired without his help) and also told the radio host I was some big racist.
Which the host believed at first until Brian turned on him.
Now Brian has been fired from the radio show for being a psycho, and I have been invited back.
He hates Bernie mainly because he makes money off fracking. But claims it is because Bernie is some huge racist. Loves to call everybody a racist all day. But then privately uses the N word. Real piece of work.
Bills himself as a "political expert" yet thinks Seth Moulton is more progressive than Bernie, and gives the kind of advice that even Brianna laughs at. For example he said Brianna should spend $10,000 on some gala dinner. Yeah, maybe after she PAYS HER WORKERS...

 

[Bassomatic]

Yes. He tried really hard to get me fired by Brianna (until I got myself fired without his help) and also told the radio host I was some big racist.
Which the host believed at first until Brian turned on him.
Now Brian has been fired from the radio show for being a psycho, and I have been invited back.
He hates Bernie mainly because he makes money off fracking. But claims it is because Bernie is some huge racist. Loves to call everybody a racist all day. But then privately uses the N word. Real piece of work.
Bills himself as a "political expert" yet thinks Seth Moulton is more progressive than Bernie, and gives the kind of advice that even Brianna laughs at. For example he said Brianna should spend $10,000 on some gala dinner. Yeah, maybe after she PAYS HER WORKERS...

This sounds thread worthy.

 

[Kosher Dill]

For example he said Brianna should spend $10,000 on some gala dinner.

Now I'm really surprised this didn't happen.

 

[Karellen]

Yes. He tried really hard to get me fired by Brianna (until I got myself fired without his help) and also told the radio host I was some big racist.
Which the host believed at first until Brian turned on him.
Now Brian has been fired from the radio show for being a psycho, and I have been invited back.
He hates Bernie mainly because he makes money off fracking. But claims it is because Bernie is some huge racist. Loves to call everybody a racist all day. But then privately uses the N word. Real piece of work.
Bills himself as a "political expert" yet thinks Seth Moulton is more progressive than Bernie, and gives the kind of advice that even Brianna laughs at. For example he said Brianna should spend $10,000 on some gala dinner. Yeah, maybe after she PAYS HER WORKERS...

Wow sounds like a piece of work. His Twitter seems...deranged. He has a raging hate boner for some local politician and tweets nonstop 24/7 about it. Sad!

 

[MMX]

Yes. He tried really hard to get me fired by Brianna (until I got myself fired without his help) and also told the radio host I was some big racist.
Which the host believed at first until Brian turned on him.
Now Brian has been fired from the radio show for being a psycho, and I have been invited back.
He hates Bernie mainly because he makes money off fracking. But claims it is because Bernie is some huge racist. Loves to call everybody a racist all day. But then privately uses the N word. Real piece of work.
Bills himself as a "political expert" yet thinks Seth Moulton is more progressive than Bernie, and gives the kind of advice that even Brianna laughs at. For example he said Brianna should spend $10,000 on some gala dinner. Yeah, maybe after she PAYS HER WORKERS...

You scooted a point here.
So why does this guy think your a racist and how did he convince the host you were ? I get that he calls everyone that but was this more than a listen and believe thing, if so your young jurk pals are pretty fair weather. Unless you described the situation badly they only turned on the guy after he turned on them.
Aside from the Bernie thing what's his issue with you ?
But for what it worth he seems like a bit of an insufferable prick

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Warren, didn't you identify as a woman at one point? What was your lady name? Mine would be Katherine, probably. Warren is a tough name to feminize. It's actually a tough name in general. Very powerful and forward, as far as names go. Warren. Warren. Sounds like a brand of bump-stocks to be honest. When you need to mow down 60 people at a country music concert, choose Warren brand bump-stocks. You know that shit was a false flag, right? Every time Bernie is about to break through, some shit like that conveniently goes down to distract the populace. Just kidding about the Bernie thing. That's a little joke because you're so into Bernie, haha. But the first part was real, and not a joke, it really was a false flag. Hey, have you considered naming all the enemies in your video game after, FOR EXAMPLE, Jews? I mean it doesn't really matter, just name them something controversial to pump those numbers up, you know? You can play the left, play the right, doesn't really matter. I personally wouldn't want to give the tribe any undue attention so I'd probably name the enemy faction Stacys and do like an incel theme. You gotta work an angle, always be working an angle. That was something my father told me, he had a massive house (I didn't live there he divorced my bitch mom) and a BMW Z3 (Or something like that, I don't know if that's what it actually was, he didn't have time to teach me about cars. But it was one of those cool sportscars that women are attracted to) and pretty much all the best things in life and when he died they went through his bank accounts and he didn't even have enough liquid assets to pay for the funeral. But he had a massive TV. Always working those angles! Back to Stacy Slaughter though, if someone tries to call you out on it, just say it was a parody...yeah issue a hotpatch that embeds secret hints that it was a parody all along and you'll get away with it. There are a lot of things you can get away with nowadays because of technology and I like to do all of them.

Okay, cheers.

 

[Richard Stabone]

Does this Brian guy work for her?

 

[W person cow]

You scooted a point here.
So why does this guy think your a racist and how did he convince the host you were ? I get that he calls everyone that but was this more than a listen and believe thing, if so your young jurk pals are pretty fair weather. Unless you described the situation badly they only turned on the guy after he turned on them.

He does not actually think I'm a racist, he just calls me that a lot to get under my skin.
His rationale goes like this:
A) Bernie is "racist" for opposing Hillary, which makes me racist for liking him
B) Our Revolution did not endorse Tito Jackson in 2017. Tito is a real progressive and African American. I tried to explain to Brian there is a process for endorsement, and Tito ignored the process. This year Our Revolution Massachusetts endorsed 5 different African American candidates who went through the endorsement process. Filling out a questionnaire, getting voted on, etc. Tito did not do that. I like Tito a ton and would vote for him if I lived in Boston. But I guess explaining the red tape process makes me a racist.
C) Brian told me I should go ask union leader Calvin Feliciano to endorse Brianna. So I went to Calvin's radio show and it was all these sincere, concerned black people talking about which DA candidate will help black neighborhoods the most. I was the only white guy there, and I did not feel comfortable interrupting them to ask for a Brianna endorsement. I messaged Brian telling him I was shy to ask. He screenshotted my messages and plastered them all over as "proof that I was racist".

Aside from the Bernie thing what's his issue with you ?

1) he was mad that I have a girlfriend and he doesn't, and my girlfriend did not like him hitting on her
2) he hated that I was getting attention from Brianna, Bernie, Jeff Weaver etc when I'm poorer than him
3) I got Jeff Weaver to make fun of him

Warren, didn't you identify as a woman at one point?

Yes from about 1998-1999

What was your lady name?

(redacted)

Mine would be Katherine, probably. Warren is a tough name to feminize. It's actually a tough name in general. Very powerful and forward, as far as names go. Warren. Warren. Sounds like a brand of bump-stocks to be honest. When you need to mow down 60 people at a country music concert, choose Warren brand bump-stocks.

Thanks! In the 80s it was pretty much a "nerd name" due to being out of style, but now it's like, retro and tends to mean you're either a black guy or an old money conservative rich guy. Which is cool by me. "Dress like a conservative and talk like a socialist"

Does this Brian guy work for her?

No he's just a rabid psychotic fan.