Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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27 out of 44 wins for Berniecrats tonight. Nyah nyah :)
Including two out of two Governors :)
Next week is Massachusetts.
If Brianna wins in a surprise upset just by how the political winds are blowing, I am going to take credit.
And then probably be hounded to the grave by you guys lol.
She probably won't, but who can say in these crazy times?
 
W person cow said:
If Brianna wins in a surprise upset just by how the political winds are blowing, I am going to take credit.
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By credit, I presume you mean blame.
In the event Wu wins it is entirely your fault and you deserve eternal opprobrium for lending the grifting ghoul even a shred of credibility.
 
If John somehow trips over his own two man-feet ass backwards into a win at the finish line, this board will be infused by a new wave of first time posters. Not coincidentally, I will fly my American flag at half mast to show respect for the death of the country's representative democracy. But I'm a big enough man to offer my congratulations to both the 'canidate' and the crazy ass crack pot who dragged him to the winner's circle kicking and screaming the entire way, if it happens.

The flag will be flown at full mast because man of the people Representative Stephen Lynch has this on lock!
 
ln18 said:
Wu winning would be a godsend in terms of all the lies and bullshit being given actual attention by her GOP opponent and certain sectors of the media.
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There is no GOP opponent. Barring a spirited write-in campaign, the winner of this primary is the presumptive congresscritter for the district.
 
Norvic said:
There is no GOP opponent. Barring a spirited write-in campaign, the winner of this primary is the presumptive congresscritter for the district.
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Bummer. I wonder if Lynch would mount a write-in campaign if the impossible happens or if he'd just hang himself in shame.
 
ln18 said:
Bummer. I wonder if Lynch would mount a write-in campaign if the impossible happens or if he'd just hang himself in shame.
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That's what the one dude who to the socialist in the Bronx is doing. A bunch of dems didn't bother with the primaries there. It would be amazing if wu got the nomination and Lynch won anyway.
 
We really don’t need another Michelle Bachman type in Congress after we just got rid of her only a few years ago. It would be fun to see Brianna torn down by the GOP and laughed at by virtually everyone in congress but let’s not give her any real power.
 
W person cow said:
27 out of 44 wins for Berniecrats tonight. Nyah nyah :)
Including two out of two Governors :)
Next week is Massachusetts.
If Brianna wins in a surprise upset just by how the political winds are blowing, I am going to take credit.
And then probably be hounded to the grave by you guys lol.
She probably won't, but who can say in these crazy times?
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You should take credit.
Lord knows you put more effort into his campaign than he did...
 
GOOD HEAVENS, LOOK AT THE FUCKING TIME

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Very Honest Content said:
If John somehow trips over his own two man-feet ass backwards into a win at the finish line, this board will be infused by a new wave of first time posters. Not coincidentally, I will fly my American flag at half mast to show respect for the death of the country's representative democracy. But I'm a big enough man to offer my congratulations to both the 'canidate' and the crazy ass crack pot who dragged him to the winner's circle kicking and screaming the entire way, if it happens.

The flag will be flown at full mast because man of the people Representative Stephen Lynch has this on lock!
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Well ackchyually your flag should already be at half mast for McCain.
 
Kroster said:
The MA Democratic Party is as crooked as any other political party. If she wins they'll find some technicality to disqualify her.
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I don’t know why she wants to win either other, than to feed her narcissism, because if she makes it to the nationa stage she’s fair game. All her dirty laundry and secrets will come out as she continues sticking her hoof in her mouth. She would be detrimental to the Democrats, having such a monumentally stupid person in Congress.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
I don’t know why she wants to win either other, than to feed her narcissism, because if she makes it to the nationa stage she’s fair game. All her dirty laundry and secrets will come out as she continues sticking her hoof in her mouth. She would be detrimental to the Democrats, having such a monumentally stupid person in Congress.
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The monumentally stupid wouldn't be a problem. Californians have been electing Maxine Waters for nigh on 30 years and the broad is dumb as a post. John's problems are all of his lying and scamming. Since drunk ass Ted Kennedy kicked the bucket, I'm not aware of any other blatant murderers in office. John's skeletons would rank right up their with the scummiest in Congress.

W person cow said:
6 figure salary FOR LIFE. You serve one 2-year term and that's it. You're set forever. No more having to work or beg the husband for stuff ever again.
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Jesus Christ Warren you'd think you would know about this kind of shit being a politisperg. Senators can retire after one term, not Reps. They don't draw a full salary when they do. Retiring after THREE terms as a Rep or one as a Senator would net like 15-20k per year. Far more than they're worth, but that would never satisfy John. He could only buy 1 or 2 shitty used Porsches per year with that kind of money!

Oh yeah, John would have to reach retirement age before he collected. I didn't know that part.
 
break these cuffs said:
Jesus Christ Warren you'd think you would know about this kind of shit being a politisperg. Senators can retire after one term, not Reps. They don't draw a full salary when they do. Retiring after THREE terms as a Rep or one as a Senator would net like 15-20k per year.
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Good to know! This is so persistent an urban legend that I have heard it from probably two dozen people and never heard it was false.
But looks like you're right!
https://www.politifact.com/ohio/sta...mbers-congress-retire-full-pay-after-just-on/
 
W person cow said:
6 figure salary FOR LIFE. You serve one 2-year term and that's it. You're set forever. No more having to work or beg the husband for stuff ever again.
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This is categorically false, easily disproved, and you're an idiot for believing it. This has been spread around for years, but there is absolutely no proof behind it. You don't magically get an eternal six figure salary in perpetuity after your name appears on a Congressional office. If fact, no member of Congress is eligible for ANY pension benefits until after five years in office. Not one cent.

The irony of your claim is that this belief is most popular within far right circles.

https://www.politifact.com/ohio/sta...mbers-congress-retire-full-pay-after-just-on/

W person cow said:
ood to know! This is so persistent an urban legend that I have heard it from probably two dozen people and never heard it was false.
But looks like you're right!
https://www.politifact.com/ohio/sta...mbers-congress-retire-full-pay-after-just-on/
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You could have done five seconds of your own research and come to the correct conclusion, but you just believed it, just like two dozen of your other friends did.

Honestly, Warren, this exemplifies why people that really know the political process dislike the loudest "activists" like you. It's not because they're elitist. It's because you believe everything that you hear. You don't do any research. You're easily mislead by pie in the sky ideas instead of facts or what's possible. And you make the other 98% of your own allies look foolish.
 
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