Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Remember when the entire point of this game was edgy politically incorrect humour? Fuck me.

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One of the things I don't get is:
It's not enough to post dozens of stories making fun of Brianna and revealing dirt on Brianna.
I must oppose Brianna at every moment, in every way, or I'm suddenly some kind of villain again, and a "coward"
This from people with anonymous handles who have taken no risk whatsoever.
Brianna's a jerk but it doesn't do me any good to publicly say that all day.
So get over your religious cult. Being proud of my work isn't going to give Brianna control of the FBI or any of these other crazy scenarios.
 
Brianna admitted to the New York Times that she no longer has any volunteers or employees. Everyone at Local Berniecrats knows the score. Everyone at DSA knows the score. I've done more to embarrass Brianna than anyone here.
I'm just not your personal army. You want somebody to non-anonymously get in a big drama about Brianna? You go do it.
For all the talk about "bravery" and "cowardice" here, there sure is a lot of the latter and very little of the former.
 
Warren thanks for the posts. We knew Brianna was lazy but never realized how lazy until you revealed a lot about the campaign. Before you started working for Wu's campaign did you know Brianna was a bad candidate but did it anyways because you support anyone over Rep. Lynch, or did you actually have hope Brianna was a good candidate?

Also, do you know if Brianna has ever acknowledged you spilling the beans on her on kiwifarms?
 
Being proud of my work
I've done more to embarrass Brianna than anyone here.


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By calling her a giant douche and telling everyone not to work for her?

Brianna's a jerk but it doesn't do me any good to publicly say that all day.

Pick one
Or by everybody do u mean this thread or is it another case of you saying everybody but meaning "me and some oogles"
 
Warren thanks for the posts. We knew Brianna was lazy but never realized how lazy until you revealed a lot about the campaign. Before you started working for Wu's campaign did you know Brianna was a bad candidate but did it anyways because you support anyone over Rep. Lynch, or did you actually have hope Brianna was a good candidate?
I actually hoped she was a good candidate. Doh!
Also, do you know if Brianna has ever acknowledged you spilling the beans on her on kiwifarms?
Not publicly, but she did say personally to me that she was "extremely disappointed that I would talk to GamerGate".
 
I love how Bri bri literally thinks Gamergate is real, matters or still around.

I've been on this site for before the whole thing, I still don't know WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS and I also know it doesn't matter.

Next time someone takes my parking space I'm going to screech and yell about paramentry reform of William Pitt. I mean, it's both something that has no effect on me and no one knows or cares about. At least when we get called Nazi's the avg person knows what they are, or stand for.
 
One of the things I don't get is:
It's not enough to post dozens of stories making fun of Brianna and revealing dirt on Brianna.
I must oppose Brianna at every moment, in every way, or I'm suddenly some kind of villain again, and a "coward"
This from people with anonymous handles who have taken no risk whatsoever.
Brianna's a jerk but it doesn't do me any good to publicly say that all day.
So get over your religious cult. Being proud of my work isn't going to give Brianna control of the FBI or any of these other crazy scenarios.

Take a deep breath, Warren. I don't think anyone here expects you to devote your life to destroying John's political career: he's accomplished that all by himself with his unique combination of stupidity, arrogance, laziness and incompetence. It looks like even the third-rate journalists at The Globe have finally sussed to the fact that he's a joke candidate.

I -- and many others -- sincerely appreciate the time you've spent answering questions and sharing tales of your time working for the Shambing Arachnid Horror.

Now pick up that rifle and rejoin your unit, soldier. My personal army needs you.
 
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One of the things I don't get is:
It's not enough to post dozens of stories making fun of Brianna and revealing dirt on Brianna.
I must oppose Brianna at every moment, in every way, or I'm suddenly some kind of villain again, and a "coward"
This from people with anonymous handles who have taken no risk whatsoever.
Brianna's a jerk but it doesn't do me any good to publicly say that all day.
So get over your religious cult. Being proud of my work isn't going to give Brianna control of the FBI or any of these other crazy scenarios.

The difference you fail to see is that we dont and have never broken the 4th wall, it's in theory a halal level offence round here, get caught my trying to be a cool guy and if your lucky eat a ban, if unlucky you get your own thread.
We come here to point and laugh, we don't interact with Brianna, we don't troll her and no one is taking pictures inside her house. Same way you and your "revolution" buddies do with people like Lynch.
Brianna was an unknown before Gamergate, she became a public figure courting a storm of autism and knew exactly what she was doing.
Now you pozloaded my negholep, that's not really your fault, you believed in Brianna but in fairness you never really did you due diligence before committing to her cause and now your here bitching about it sharing stories, your choice buddy, stay or go but don't dictate terms.
No one is asking you to "take down" Brianna but you atleast have a duty to tell the truth about Brianna to those you sold the lie of a progressive candidate to. You know already that any rando without a blue check mark trying to expose Wu is going to be dismissed as goobergate but you actually have the advantage of being her campaign manager.
It's a pretty big leap by you to assume because we don't want to fix judgement call you made that we don't take any accountabilities in our own life. Sure we're anons here but we (optimistic) life our lives in the open and face as much accountability as anyone. Call it cowardly if you like but we're not getting banned from groups for making unsubstantiated claims about public officials or accusing people of murder then crying assault when they hurt our feels.
We're not players in the Brianna Wu show, we are the Peanut gallery judging each season and laughing, you broke the forth wall by posting here, so don't get shitty when the audience give feedback back. Your thread was dying but you keep coming back and bumping it.
At the end of the day it doesn't matter, the show continues, we point and laugh.
 
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Take a deep breath, Warren. I don't think anyone here expects you to devote your life to destroying John's political career: he's accomplished that all by himself with his unique combination of stupidity, arrogance, laziness and incompetence. It looks like even the third-rate journalists at The Globe have finally sussed to the fact that he's a joke candidate.

I -- and many others -- sincerely appreciate the time you've spent answering questions and sharing tales of your time working for the Shambing Arachnid Horror.

Now pick up that rifle and rejoin your unit, soldier. My personal army needs you.
Sorry, I went to a funeral yesterday and got very little sleep.
 
I've done more to embarrass Brianna than anyone here.
I'm just not your personal army. You want somebody to non-anonymously get in a big drama about Brianna? You go do it.
For all the talk about "bravery" and "cowardice" here, there sure is a lot of the latter and very little of the former.
Son, Kiwis were digging up her failed college transcripts, unraveling her personal history, and hunting down her bitter ex-employees for comment before you so much as heard her name.
You got duped by her bullshit "progressive" act, worked for her for a few months, routinely made an ass of yourself, and were then unceremoniously dismissed.
You and your messiah complex can sit the fuck down now, thanks.

Contrary to your ranting, we actually don't want (or particularly need, if I'm honest) any kind of commitment to "TAYKUN DAWN BRIANNA" on your part. It's been routinely established that her incompetence does that pretty effectively on its own, and you're kind of a Froot Loop, to put it bluntly.
As we keep saying, you're here as long as you want to be. Nobody is keeping you or asking you to stay, and you're way too emotionally invested.

We're not even actually after Brianna, per se. Mostly what we've done is catalog the lies she tells and some amusing anecdotes about her, put it online for people to see, and watch her flip a shit because it's funny. That's the point of this entire site. We're not here to fix anything or win a fight. We're here to prod lunatics until they do something entertaining.

For like the 40th time, I'm gonna remind you: We're not a cult or an internet army, we just occasionally poke weird people on the internet and watch what they do. Relax.
 
Son, Kiwis were digging up her failed college transcripts, unraveling her personal history, and hunting down her bitter ex-employees for comment before you so much as heard her name.
You got duped by her bullshit "progressive" act, worked for her for a few months, routinely made an ass of yourself, and were then unceremoniously dismissed.
You and your messiah complex can sit the fuck down now, thanks.

Contrary to your ranting, we actually don't want (or particularly need, if I'm honest) any kind of commitment to "TAYKUN DAWN BRIANNA" on your part. It's been routinely established that her incompetence does that pretty effectively on its own, and you're kind of a Froot Loop, to put it bluntly.
As we keep saying, you're here as long as you want to be. Nobody is keeping you or asking you to stay, and you're way too emotionally invested.

We're not even actually after Brianna, per se. Mostly what we've done is catalog the lies she tells and some amusing anecdotes about her, put it online for people to see, and watch her flip a shit because it's funny. That's the point of this entire site. We're not here to fix anything or win a fight. We're here to prod lunatics until they do something entertaining.

For like the 40th time, I'm gonna remind you: We're not a cult or an internet army, we just occasionally poke weird people on the internet and watch what they do. Relax.
WELL STOP POKING ME SOMETIMES I GET ALL CRANKY WHEN I HAD A BAD DAY lol.
Just kidding. Sorry, it's a weird head-trip to have such a big "shitpost general" about oneself. I'm sure I misunderstand it with great frequency.

Remember when the entire point of this game was edgy politically incorrect humour? Fuck me.

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Well Linsey is pretty politically incorrect in a way. She sure does get the Texas Democrats mad at her. And the Texas Republicans. Calls em all corrupt. It's pretty fun to watch. In interviews, she gets this look on her face like she is trolling the heck out of the interviewer and loving it :)
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@W person cow - question, since everyone's talking about that Boston Globe article. Did you ever find out what your boss' trick to getting media coverage was? The one thing the campaign was genuinely good at was getting the occasional puff piece published in major media outlets, far above what a no-name in a quixotic primary campaign would ordinarily merit.
 
@W person cow - question, since everyone's talking about that Boston Globe article. Did you ever find out what your boss' trick to getting media coverage was? The one thing the campaign was genuinely good at was getting the occasional puff piece published in major media outlets, far above what a no-name in a quixotic primary campaign would ordinarily merit.
Yes. I have a book on it, although I am not very good at it, being a non fricking sociopath and feeling guilty about it.
Amanda Palmer used to do it too. It's easier for people who are already somewhat famous. And ought to be used for good, now that Trump is using it for... whatever, evil, or Trumpism or whatever. Most celebs do it all the time.
The book is called "Trust me, I'm Lying" by Ryan Holliday. I think kiwifarmers would like it a lot. There are many trolls who employ its techniques already, or related ones. And probably other books on the same subject. Basically a guide to modern big-media trolling. I thought Brianna was using it "for good" but actually probably not. But basically you take an advertiser's "post-truth" approach to news and then saturate the media cycles with lurid stories so its own lack of rigor perpetuates itself.
 
But basically you take an advertiser's "post-truth" approach to news and then saturate the media cycles with lurid stories so its own lack of rigor perpetuates itself.
So, there was no "insider connection" and it was just pure media saturation? In the past some people had speculated that Frank was calling in some favors with Cory Doctorow or another one of his sci-fi acquaintances to pull some strings in the media.
 
I mean yes pulling strings is absolutely something that must be done to get media attention. You pull every string. I don't know who Cory Doctorow is, but a lot of it's about politely pestering people, sensing who has a friendly ear. It helps to be extremely hungry for their approval, which most celebs are, and to show it in a certain way. I can do it to help friends, but I have a hard time calling up 20 media outlets and telling them *I* am awesome. Others have an easier time with doing it on their own behalf, if they have a certain personality type. And I guess I got confused, having worked with so many mini-celebs with that same hungry narcissism. Because they each had some talent, which got them recognized, and that made them hungry. Whereas Brianna's talent is just the attention-drawing itself. Like Paris Hilton but without the business sense.

Also, Brianna has a very insightful empathy for rich people and knows what to say to them. Just as she seems to have zero for middle class and poor folks. That's why she talks about Porsches all the time. Because other rich people hear it and say "Oh Porsches, we're the same". Like how people fake play golf or whatever. And then they give her money.

I guess I envy that knack, for fundraising and national media. Everybody in that crowd is rich and I can't always hang, with my dirty shoes and my low class ways. But local media is different. I could get you a Globe story with a lot of effort or a Dig story with way less. It's the same kind of game on a different scale, or maybe similar scale but different rules.
But Times I could not get. They're kinda total snobs. Which Brianna fits in with easier than I do.
And she's got the same attention hungry yet entitled personality celebrities often have. Which is easily mistaken for actual celebrity.
It *almost* translates to politics too, as politicians are just as attention hungry and egotistical. But they have to at least *pretend* not to be snobby. The Porsches thing was madness.
 
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