Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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Mariposa Electrique said:
Lol, I'm not the one with autism comparing apples to oranges and then getting uppity because I don't like when other people compare the truth to the situation at hand.

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Listen, I'll be polite and try to see the comparison.

Brad Pit has a mother
Chris has a mother

Barb sells autographs because people are autistic and consider her a Christorical figure. She didn't have to pay to becrome Christorical figure because she is a well developed character in Chris' life mainly verified by second hand accounts.
Brad Pit's mother doesn't sell autographs, but she has the option to do so since her son has often been voted sexiest and most talented man in the world.

Pit's mom is old.
Barb is old.
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Guys check out my eBay for signed pictures of Jane Etta Pitt! All autographs are verified true and honest by a team of experts. $39.99 plus $7.90 for shipping.
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Anyway, so can we assume Chris's financhu crisis has been averted for another week? I mean, are the goddamn pets going to eat at least?
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Lol, I'm not the one with autism comparing apples to oranges and then getting uppity because I don't like when other people compare the truth to the situation at hand.

:thinking:
Listen, I'll be polite and try to see the comparison.

Brad Pit has a mother
Chris has a mother

Barb sells autographs because people are autistic and consider her a Christorical figure. She didn't have to pay to becrome Christorical figure because she is a well developed character in Chris' life mainly verified by second hand accounts.
Brad Pit's mother doesn't sell autographs, but she has the option to do so since her son has often been voted sexiest and most talented man in the world.

Pit's mom is old.
Barb is old.
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lol calm down
Mason Verger said:
Anyway, so can we assume Chris's financhu crisis has been averted for another week? I mean, are the goddamn pets going to eat at least?
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The pets were always going to eat, they eat Chris and Barb's leftover chicken soup, for god's sake. Chris just needs more toy money/Barb needs more hoard money because his tugboat doesn't show up for another couple of weeks and he blew brony dick his money at bronycon
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Oh, and - sorry for the double post...



To be exact, it's a trace that he did from a piece of art by Pandahalo. Who appears to be a rather better artist than him.
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Huh. Wouldn't have expected Chris to trace.
Mr. 0 said:
lol calm down

The pets were always going to eat, they eat Chris and Barb's leftover chicken soup, for god's sake. Chris just needs more toy money/Barb needs more hoard money because his tugboat doesn't show up for another couple of weeks and he blew brony dick his money at bronycon
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Sometimes I wonder how anybody, especially a guy who sees himself as a kind and loving anime girl can stand to see animals living in such conditions. The dogs will eat, but at what cost?
 
White bubblegum said:
Huh. Wouldn't have expected Chris to trace.

Sometimes I wonder how anybody, especially a guy who sees himself as a kind and loving anime girl can stand to see animals living in such conditions. The dogs will eat, but at what cost?
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Chris isn't intentionally malicious, just dumb as a bag of rocks. And those damn dogs need to lose some weight anyway, we were told back during the Catherine date they were seen dragging their bellies across the floor whenever they move. The last known photos of them probably isn't the camera adding on that extra weight.
 
Mr. 0 said:
Chris isn't intentionally malicious, just dumb as a bag of rocks. And those damn dogs need to lose some weight anyway, we were told back during the Catherine date they were seen dragging their bellies across the floor whenever they move. The last known photos of them probably isn't the camera adding on that extra weight.
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I didn't know it was that bad.
Picklechu said:
It's actually not a trace, it's just straight-up PandaHalo's "fan" art.
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Huh.
 
Imagine how much money Chris could save if he stops buying Funko Pops.

If I can abstain from alcohol so I can spend $3000 at the con I am going to, Chris needs to learn sacrifices.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Imagine how much money Chris could save if he stops buying Funko Pops.

If I can abstain from alcohol so I can spend $3000 at the con I am going to, Chris needs to learn sacrifices.
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3000 dollars saved by not drinking
250 a month, 62 a week
2-3 bottles of vodka a week
How in the absolute hell are you alive? Teach me your secrets! Which I will immediately forget because I need to stop drinking to save up for con too...
 
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There's also two comments on his publication that tells him to check his eBay messages.

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I don't know what to say anymore...
 
I'm sure Barb is laughing at that joke. I'm sure she knows what Snorlax is. I'm sure that she signed that toy. I'm sure that Chis is giving us an accurate representation of what Barb thinks and says. I'm sure Chris isn't just using Barb's image as a puppet to make money for more toys. I'm sure Chris is getting better. I'm sure Barb is perfectly fine and laughs at that funny Snorlax joke and how much money she's making. I'm sure selling crap like this will pay off the mortgage and make Chris self sufficient so he can move out on his own.
 
I'm trying to imagine how getting Barb to sign that Snorlax went and it's just making me deeply sad. He probably just said thanks dear and shooed her away like he did in the shoe painting video.

My mom's disabled and I'm having trouble not feeling bad for Barb, even though this is her mess.
 
fenny said:
I'm trying to imagine how getting Barb to sign that Snorlax went and it's just making me deeply sad. He probably just said thanks dear and shooed her away like he did in the shoe painting video.

My mom's disabled and I'm having trouble not feeling bad for Barb, even though this is her mess.
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"Mom, will you sign this? If you do, I think I can sell it for a little more money."

"Sure, why not"
 
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