Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[MMX]

Warren literally cried when someone asked his parents' names, he is not brawling with anyone. Bawling maybe.

Well it was direct question so it must have been very hard for him.
He mocks Stephen Lynch for not debating progressives yet backs away from a simple "who is your daddy and what does he do".

 

[AprilRains]

Warren, you've been elected six times to positions within the local Democratic machine. That's not a general election; that's the creme de la exceptional voting for meaningless functionaries.

 

[MMX]

Serious question @W person cow
When you had Brianna on the young jurks why did you use a picture of Not Brianna to promote it ?
Sorry if this was covered anywhere else but I couldn't find it

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

OMG dude. Because Lynch is in the EIGHTH and running against BRIANNA. He's whooping Brianna and Voehl's ass probably, sure, and I'm not running against him. Because I'm in MALDEN which is in the FIFTH.
How many different ways does this have to be explained? Should I draw you a map?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massachusetts's_congressional_districts

So you're admitting that your knowledge of politics rivals John's.

You don't have to live in the district to run for a House seat, moron. There are several members of Congress who don't live in the districts they represent. Only John's campaign could have a candidate and a campaign manager who don't know this.

 

[KerryDixon9]

When you had Brianna on the young jurks why did you use a picture of Not Brianna to promote it ?
Sorry if this was covered anywhere else but I couldn't find it

I think there is a chick called Brianna on the Young Jurks crew who accepted the blame for picking out the wrong pic for the poster. I can understand why she did it, nearly every pic of Brianna is hideous and then you had the actress who played Wu on The Internet Ruined My Life also coming up as Brianna Wu so you're going to go with the most flattering one. In her defence Wu did laugh about it on Warren's FB page and I think they corrected that later.

 

[GethN7]

Maybe you guys were right all along, and I should repent and embrace Christ.
There was this one dude in Liberia who did that after he ate like 100 babies. He is a pastor now.
Maybe I should make friends with everybody and not call them deranged psychopaths or racist adderall addicts.
I should stop spreading socialist Sharia Witch Law and get right with Christ.
I should be friends with Neil Kinnon, Stephen Lynch and Jason Lewis, love my enemies, and take large corporate donations.
That's what Christ would want. Do unto others as you would have them do nicely unto you.
Go your way, and sin no more.

Warren, as an open believer on Christ, let me correct you on a few things.

First, I would encourage you to become a believer if you aren't, but do so because you genuinely wish to. Doing so only to impress others does not impress the Son nor the Father.

Second, you cannot befriend everyone, but you can refrain from making enemies, or at least not returning evil unto evil.

Third, socialism and Christianity are not necessarily incompatible, there are genuinely humane and commendable aspects of socialism that align with the general beliefs of Christians.

Fourth, refer to the second item.

Also, it's "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" and "Go forth and sin no more".

 

[W person cow]

Serious question @W person cow
When you had Brianna on the young jurks why did you use a picture of Not Brianna to promote it ?
Sorry if this was covered anywhere else but I couldn't find it

Because this girl was doing our pictures who had never met Brianna, and if you googled Brianna back around then, the actress picture was the most common one that came up.

So you're admitting that your knowledge of politics rivals John's.

You don't have to live in the district to run for a House seat, moron. There are several members of Congress who don't live in the districts they represent. Only John's campaign could have a candidate and a campaign manager who don't know this.

So therefore, I'm running for US Congress?
Seriously though, Brianna and me are two different people who live in two different towns almost an hour drive away from each other. And I'm not running for anything to do with or related to Stephen Lynch. I just don't like him because we share a name and he's a DINO and kind of a jerk.

Warren, as an open believer on Christ, let me correct you on a few things.

First, I would encourage you to become a believer if you aren't, but do so because you genuinely wish to. Doing so only to impress others does not impress the Son nor the Father.

Second, you cannot befriend everyone, but you can refrain from making enemies, or at least not returning evil unto evil.

Third, socialism and Christianity are not necessarily incompatible, there are genuinely humane and commendable aspects of socialism that align with the general beliefs of Christians.

Fourth, refer to the second item.

Also, it's "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" and "Go forth and sin no more".

Too late, I switched to Pepsi, lol.

 

[MMX]

I just don't like him because we share a name

So you accept your not cousins now

 

[W person cow]

So you accept your not cousins now

Even he accepts we are cousins now. Also my girlfriend found out she is the cousin of shitty Republican Cathy McMorris Rodgers.
But we won't be trolling Ms Rodgers. I think I got calling people racist alcoholics out of my system for now, lol.

 

[MMX]

Even he accepts we are cousins now. Also my girlfriend found out she is the cousin of shitty Republican Cathy McMorris Rodgers.
But we won't be trolling Ms Rodgers. I think I got calling people racist alcoholics out of my system for now, lol.

Are you sure he's not just humouring you so you don't cry and make a scene again.

 

[W person cow]

Warren, you've been elected six times to positions within the local Democratic machine. That's not a general election; that's the creme de la exceptional voting for meaningless functionaries.

No, only 4 times
I got elected to 2 positions completely outside the Democratic machine. And my biggest supporters are Independents, which are a majority in Malden.
I do have stuff I could learn though. But I've done a lot more work locally than Brianna or Voehl, for example. Not that I'm running against them.

Are you sure he's not just humouring you so you don't cry and make a scene again.

Haha could be.

 

[MMX]

Could I trouble you for a follow up.
What made you choose the picture you did for the Brianna Wu sign up team face book group.
It's easily on of the least flattering, she's just looks so old and haggard, it's a rare unshopped (mostly) Wu.
Where you going for a Cromwell "warts and all" approach or was it out of your hands

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Are you sure he's not just humouring you so you don't cry and make a scene again.

This is the first I've heard of it, despite it coming up several times in this thread. I think Warren ate some shrooms and Stephen Lynch appeared to him, hugged him, admitted they were family and promised to keep all the Ponys out of trouble.

I wouldn't be surprised if this thread gets locked soon. It's basically all cancer now with Warren crying and name-calling. Based on screenshots he did at least spend a few moments trying to find where we were making fun of people for being alcoholics and calling them racist, but since he didn't find anything with the search feature he gave up (but still believes it).

I think all the Brianna stories have run dry. Warren is trying to sperg out and become a cow himself because he craves the attention, but he's really not that interesting nor does he have a ton of misguided fans, as he claims.


He gets angry as fuck when we try to provide any helpful advice to him, he just makes baseless wild (and stupid) claims about people he doesn't like, believes it to no end. And we are back to being alt-right basement dwelling trolls with Alex whats-his-name with the gay frogs tramp-stamp tattoos.
This thread is so stupid now. It's lowering the land value of Kiwi Farms just being in the neighbourhood.

 

[W person cow]

Could I trouble you for a follow up.
What made you choose the picture you did for the Brianna Wu sign up team face book group.
It's easily on of the least flattering, she's just looks so old and haggard, it's a rare unshopped (mostly) Wu.
Where you going for a Cromwell "warts and all" approach or was it out of your hands

She has apparently let about 5 pictures of her exist on the entire internet or something. And they're all really bad.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

So therefore, I'm running for US Congress?

Has anyone ever told you that you are incapable of engaging in a rational conversation.

You said that you were not running for U.S. representative in the Eighth because you don't live in the district.

I pointed out that residence in the district is not a requirement for the office.

You replied: "So therefore, I'm running for US Congress?"

This is a idiotic non sequitur that stupidly attempts to create a bastardized syllogism that goes as follows:

X precludes A
X does not preclude A
Therefore A

Edited: Damn autocorrect to hell.

 

[AprilRains]

No, only 4 times
I got elected to 2 positions completely outside the Democratic machine.

Malden chose to elect me to:
Chair of the Malden Democratic Issues Committee (unanimously elected)
2017 Ward 2 Alternate Delegate to the State Convention
2017 Fifth Middlesex Convention Whip, Our Revolution Massachusetts
Winner of the 2018 Malden's Emerging Leaders award
2018 Ward 2 Delegate to the State Convention
Malden Democratic City Committee member

Aside from that award, which wasn't likely awarded on the basis of a general election, I count five positions in the Democratic party apparatus.

 

[W person cow]

This thread is so stupid now. It's lowering the land value of Kiwi Farms just being in the neighbourhood.

Mostly because of you. Which a lot of people agree with. You generalize about SJWs and then say weird far right crap, maybe just to bait me, and then I argue with you for pages, and it gets into the 1000th incarnation of the "its this a nazi shitlord website? is calling one person a nazi suppressing all free speech? blah blah blah" circular conversation and everybody gets bored to tears.
You can have that conversation on literally any corner of the internet.

 

[MMX]

She has apparently let about 5 pictures of her exist on the entire internet or something. And they're all really bad.

There's plenty of "authorised" Brianna pics that were used in various fluff so why not go with them. Sure the epic biker gamer girl pic is airbrushed to fuck but it makes her look less like a praying mantis in a human suit so why not that over the "disappointed grandma is disappointed" you went with.
If you just said something like "Brianna thought it looked my offical" or "we thought it would connect with genestealer hybrid voters" then I would say fair enuff and leave it but you just get evasive.

This is the first I've heard of it, despite it coming up several times in this thread.

That's some Warren level contradiction

 

[W person cow]

Has anyone ever told you that you are incapable of engaging in a rational conversation.

Yes lol

You said that you were not running for U.S. representative in the Eighth because you don't live in the district.

I pointed out that residence in the district is not a requirement for the office.

Which is pretty basic information. Almost as basic is that so called "carpetbaggers" who run outside where they live and can easily talk to people every day, tend to lose. But whether it's a good or a bad idea to run for the 8th, whether it's legal to or not (it is legal), I'm not running for the 8th. If I run for something, it'll be in Malden. You'd think I'd have said the word Malden enough times for that to be clear.

You replied: "So therefore, I'm running for US Congress?"

This is a idiotic non sequeter that stupidly attempts to create a syllogism that goes as follows:

X precludes A
X does not preclude A
Therefore A

Sequitur? How about a sandwich instead?

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Mostly because of you. Which a lot of people agree with. You generalize about SJWs and then say weird far right crap, maybe just to bait me, and then I argue with you for pages, and it gets into the 1000th incarnation of the "its this a nazi shitlord website? is calling one person a nazi suppressing all free speech? blah blah blah" circular conversation and everybody gets bored to tears.
You can have that conversation on literally any corner of the internet.

1. Who are these people? Do YOU count as like, 417 different people?

2. I specifically stated how YOUR actions fit right within the LABEL of SJW. A LABEL defines a series of attributes. You have these attributes. Maybe you wish you didn't because you said you didn't want to be labeled an SJW earlier, but you're doing all the things.

3. No, you haven't provided even one single coherent argument towards me or anything I've said. You just lash out insults and things you think are insulting but are just babbling buzzwords.

4. I don't think anyone is asking if this is a nazi shitlord website. You're the only one who has ever thought that in this thread, and keeps going back to it.

5. No, the ability to call people nazi's is part of free speech. You're allowed to be stupid. You're allowed to be smart. You're allowed to disagree. You're allowed to agree. Understand what free speech means at all yet, or are you still working on that?

6. I don't know what "circular conversion" is, I converted nothing to a circle. Or is that like a religion? The Religion of The Holy Circle! Mighty and the One True Religion that worships The One True God. Yeah, I just founded it. Thanks for the idea.

7. I have several conversations on several parts of the internet every day. I am currently having one with you. Is this blowing your mind? Why did you state this obvious?
Warren : "We are doing this right now! Woah dude! And like..... I've got hands.... TWO OF EM!! DUDE!!!!!"