💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Furina]

That haircut really makes Jack look old. How old is he, exactly? 60s? That haircut with the low-energy video, slurred speech, makes Jack seem like he should start looking at stairlifts and retirement homes.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Jack's definitely hellbound for doing this to a sacred human vessel.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"I find it very interesting that the vegetarian people go straight for the vegetables"

Dear god just ... take a break. Your brain is mush.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a build your own bowl place.

It's never very appetising, I'd be willing to bet it was sitting there for a while too.

Some of those are pretty good, but this looks generic as fuck, with a bunch of frozen shit. While it isn't necessarily easy to get fresh seafood in Tennessee, I'd guess the shrimp there was that Thai stuff that comes in huge bags of frozen shrimp.

This seems like it was just yet another excuse for Jack to pig out on cheap all you can eat shit. There's one of these outfits in every strip mall.

 

[Aaway]

yeah it honestly seems like his speech and overall brain function has deteriorated recently

and yeah the place looked shitty but what do you expect at some cheap mongolian bbq place in a flyover state?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Is this a reup of the same video or a new version? It still looks like complete ass.

 

[Dumb Sergal]

I wonder if that's a video still or just a Google Images still he nicked off the internet? It's not that fucking hard to stop the video on an ideal frame, hit Print Screen, use a editor like Paint Shop Pro/Photoshop to quickly crop and touch up and use that for the thumbnail..

Also, that sauce kinda looks thin in the shot too.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

It looks like a bleeding animal. Like Jack's necrotised dick just detached and rolled onto the plate.

 

[Aaway]

i'm guessing that's a new video since he's able to move his arm in this one (barely)

still no movement in the extremities though

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

New I wonder if that's a video still or just a Google Images still he nicked off the internet? It's not that fucking hard to stop the video on an ideal frame, hit Print Screen, use a editor like Paint Shop Pro/Photoshop to quickly crop and touch up and use that for the thumbnail..

The preview image is a video still from 3:22.

 

[Dumb Sergal]

The preview image is a video still from 3:22.

At least he's being honest with the video thumbnail here, instead of that bullshit he did with the BBQ chicken thumbnail.

 

[Long Sun]

And of course Jack talks about all the thing you have to cut on Keto with a big ad for his Sauce on screen. The dish doesn't look bad and is ok if you are doing Keto but I am fairly sure Jack is doing a high Fat diet cutting mainly healthy carbs (like whole grains and fruits)

 

[AnOminous]

Also, that sauce kinda looks thin in the shot too.

Isn't enchilada sauce supposed to be thin?

 

[Douglas Reynholm]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8XogXhcx-30
Is this a reup of the same video or a new version? It still looks like complete ass.

A tortilla made out of cheese? Don't hate the player hate the game. Although the game is over if you're response is to replace a thin bread with a few ounces of cheese. Is he even a stoner?

 

[JB 236]

Did the Video have a fucking stroke?

 

[foodiebloobie]

When he raised that half dead arm I was terrified. Jack is a shell of a man. The wendingo has taken over so all he can manage is meat consumption now. Too bad Tammy is making sure it's always cooked through, I'm sure he hates that.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack is gonna fuckin die real soon. He's going to have another stroke.

He is so far gone that he might not die, but the next Jack video is just going to be Jack gurgling and paralyzed on both sides and gnawing on raw meat and just fucking going full wendigo and blood dripping down his face and babbling about fucking Jesus and all that shit and it will be so fucking horrifying that the authorities will have to step in and put him in a group home.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Jack is gonna fuckin die real soon. He's going to have another stroke.

He is so far gone that he might not die, but the next Jack video is just going to be Jack gurgling and paralyzed on both sides and gnawing on raw meat and just fucking going full wendigo and blood dripping down his face and babbling about fucking Jesus and all that shit and it will be so fucking horrifying that the authorities will have to step in and put him in a group home.

Yet he'll still be able to work in a plug for his barbecue sauce.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Yet he'll still be able to work in a plug for his barbecue sauce.

"I WILL UNLEASH THE PLAGUE THAT KILLS ALL HUMANS... ONLY THOSE WHO BUY MY BARBEQUE SAUCE WILL BE SPARED..."

 

[John Carmack]

Yet he'll still be able to work in a plug for his barbecue sauce.

The best embalming fluids you'll ever taste.