Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd Cryzel Torture

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DeathHeat said:
Even so, poor guy/girl/person...Chris has to go somewhere.

If # 14 is being expedited back to the bank on Barb's deathbed and no relatives are willing, he's going to have to have some kind of plan C.
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I don't have high hopes in that regard.
His plan A is that barb will live on indefinitely.
His plan B is for some super cute lesbian woman pony cosplayer will marry him and take him in.
His plan C is to open a portal to imagination land and live there as empress.
The more "real" the real world gets, the further he seems to be pushing it away. I generally think he was in a better mental position to move out 10 years ago.
 
"My head was cloned cause it's so thick they had to make football helmets out of it. And my dick makes a good kicking tee cause it's so bent so it know's how to hold all the balls."

Come on buddy, lol As cringe as this whole thing is, I lost my shit for like 20 minutes when I read Chris saying that.

That should be in the random.txt
 
DeathHeat said:
Even so, poor guy/girl/person...Chris has to go somewhere.

If # 14 is being expedited back to the bank on Barb's deathbed and no relatives are willing, he's going to have to have some kind of plan C.
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Plan 9 from Outer Equestria.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
But none with such cringeworthy potential as he. :heart-empty:
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TaterBot said:
let me introduce you to tommy tooter...
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THIS. Fucking this.

I've been slowly working through Tommy's whole thread for the past 2-3 weeks, and it's hilarious front-to-back. As @yawning sneasel put it multiple times: Tommy Tooter is basically an older, crazier and more disgusting hippie version of Chris, who was actually first discovered by a different message board (AMB). Tommy is also naturally more aggressive and proactive than Chris ever was, so expect a lot of milk derived from his efforts to befriend/take down AMB/KF.

I have been laughing my ass off for over ~56 pages now (Yes. read the thread from the beginning, it's worth it), and I don't anticipate the fun to end anytime soon.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Null is trying to do a good thing, with that being said, I don't want to go back to a content drought.
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Who cares about content?

If what it takes to help Chris is simply to cut him away from the internet altogether I'm all for it.

Someone got abused. The whole world can sob over lack of lols for all I care
 
DeathHeat said:
Even so, poor guy/girl/person...Chris has to go somewhere.

If # 14 is being expedited back to the bank on Barb's deathbed and no relatives are willing, he's going to have to have some kind of plan C.
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He might think if he activates Hedgehog Defense Mode long enough the bank people will leave the house alone.
 
redcent said:
I don't know about the group home but mental wards aren't permanent. And it's not meant to be a "tard jail". Geez, that's a horrible way of putting it. This isn't one who flew over the cuckoos nest. It's a place to get help.

And miserable? He's been threatened to film himself shit on the floor and listen to what he considers are real person get tortured. Happiness is relative. There are things worse than being in a mental ward, and that's why people go there.


This was what I was implying be done, at the very least. It shouldn't be up to a random bunch of people deciding how to fix him.
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I know how group homes, especially state run ones operate. They’re horrible.
My brother had Autism. Completely non verbal. He was fine until he was three years old. (my brothers autism was exactly like the boy’s autism in that old movie Son Rise)
By the time my brother was ten years old, my mother couldn’t physically care for him any longer.
She placed him in the state ran facility that housed all ages, but in different buildings.
The Air conditioning wasn’t working one night, so an employee propped open a door.
My brother got through the open door and drowned in a pond that was on the grounds.
Even when my brother was alive and we would visit, you could tell that over half the people there didn’t know how to care for people, or they just didn’t care about the people housed there period.
So, in my experience, state run group homes are usually not good, unless they’ve changed a lot since 1987.
 
Paige Matheson said:
I know how group homes, especially state run ones operate. They’re horrible.
My brother had Autism. Completely non verbal. He was fine until he was three years old. (my brothers autism was exactly like the boy’s autism in that old movie Son Rise)
By the time my brother was ten years old, my mother couldn’t physically care for him any longer.
She placed him in the state ran facility that housed all ages, but in different buildings.
The Air conditioning wasn’t working one night, so an employee propped open a door.
My brother got through the open door and drowned in a pond that was on the grounds.
Even when my brother was alive and we would visit, you could tell that over half the people there didn’t know how to care for people, or they just didn’t care about the people housed there period.
So, in my experience, state run group homes are usually not good, unless they’ve changed a lot since 1987.
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In case you missed it;

redcent said:
I don't know about group homes but mental wards aren't permanent
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As in I don't know about the suggestion of sticking him in said group home or "shoving him out the way". I'm not even talking about some ancient mental hospital from decades ago that uses shock therapy or whatever horrors you see in the movies.

I am Going by my own experiences where I had a problem, I was handed to professionals, got help and was able to move on in my life. Same with any other problem whether it's a broken bone or a broken mind. Simple. No "group home" or "tard prison". I was in trouble and I got help. Simple. In. Out.

Everyone's coming up with horror stories. I've seen Americans complain about going to simple things like a hospital because something gave them the heebie jeebies. They seem to be to chicken shit to even go to Doctor if they've got a stomach bug and would rather whine about it on twitter than get it fixed and my sympathy wears thin.

No wonder your country sees cancer as fatal. No wonder your suicide rates are shit and people go crazy and shoot up schools. No wonder you have all your health problems. A simple little thing like going to a doctor or hospital - which was what I've been suggesting- and you all chuck a wobbly.

I don't give a shit about horror stories about hospitals or wards or anything. If I see something broken, someone who needs help, I don't tell horror stories. I get help to fix it.

You can tell me your abuse stories till your face turns blue but I will always trust a professional doctor over some random people online internet. If I have a mental problem, who do I tell in detail; a psychiatrist or psychologist with a confidentiality agreement or a forum online that dedicates it's time not to helping people but m.ilking them for lulz, possibly ruining their lives?
 
redcent said:
and you all chuck a wobbly.
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That's the most Australian thing I've ever heard and I'm stealing it.


Now I don't know about anybody else's fear of hospitals, but I once had to pay for a $450 arm sling that costs $25 at any pharmacy. And I was literately not allowed to leave the hospital without it.
 
Mason Verger said:
Now I don't know about anybody else's fear of hospitals, but I once had to pay for a $450 arm sling that costs $25 at any pharmacy. And I was literately not allowed to leave the hospital without it.
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You can always check out against medical advice. You probably shouldn't, usually, but you can.
 
AnOminous said:
You can always check out against medical advice. You probably shouldn't, usually, but you can.
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I told them my tshirt would literally serve the same function until I got home, but I could tell the nurse was already about to chuck a wobbly so I said fuck it.

I've always been told: be nice to nurses, they're the ones that choose your catheter size.
 
redcent said:
I don't give a shit about horror stories about hospitals or wards or anything. If I see something broken, someone who needs help, I don't tell horror stories. I get help to fix it.
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If the fix is worse than the original problem, it's not really a fix, now is it?
 
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