Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Who the heck has "friends" on here at all?

You have a very warped opinion of how this culture and the people on it are, bro.
There's a small group of people I met off here who I play D&D with weekly on a random discord server. They're a great bunch. We watch movies together, argue about video games and comic books, do nerd shit, swap recipes, argue politics, all kinds of stuff.
We're not this giant cadre of basement-dwelling sociopaths. Most of us (as far as the ones I've gotten to know personally anyways) are regular faggots who have careers, families, friends, love lives, hobbies, ect. Kiwi Farms is more like our version of Reddit or Twitter. It's a way to kill time, not the sum total of our lives and interests.
You need to stop interpreting everything you know about us from a handful of thinkpieces and the onsite antics. We are not fucking Anonymous.

Edit:
This is honestly your biggest failure on here. You think we're this ebin troll collective of secret incel alt-right h@xxors, but the reality is that 99% of this site is comprised of random, uninteresting jagoffs. If you passed me on the street, you'd never even see me. We have members who are doctors, lawyers, accountants, veterinarians, all kinds of things, and I know this because I can list a member for each of the above who I know personally.
Hell, a significant chunk of us are married. Many have kids. Someone I was speaking to recently just had his first child, God bless him.
I get that stuffing us all into a single box is easier because the reality may be unsettling, but the ugly truth is that you likely live within 50 miles of an active farms poster right now, and one of them may be someone you see regularly. You'd never know, because they're really not that noticeable.

 

[AnOminous]

B:"Well but what's the benefit for me though?"

So Wu is actually too fucking dumb to appreciate a campaign worker actually having training in political campaigns. What an utter moron. An absolute, utter moron.

Seriously, you're too good for manipulative, crab-in-a-bucket narcissists like this.

Also that says everything you need to know about Wu. "What's in it for me?" All there is to Wu is I've got mine Jack.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Next time read the story first, dickweed. Lol.
I think it's an ok story and you will like it.

I did like it. What I'm not sure of is the veracity of your interpretations of things matching your thinking of the time. When you first came here you were completely different and I can't believe, based on how you were talking about Bribri, that you actually reasoned through rather than made excuses for her behaviour.

Brianna only cares about Brianna. That's clear from years of watching her abuse the world and demand a crown for doing so, and that's clear from your story.

I still stand by everything I said.

Here's something you may not understand... not everyone is exactly like you, or even a little bit like you when it comes to all things. I grew up on forums and imageboards and have been using them for decades. I wasn't raised in a twitter environment where you have to watch every damn thing you say lest it might upset someone. I was raised in an environment where free speech and free flow of ideas was the foundation of all interactions. And that's how it is here.

I had a friend on another discussion board, when people used to get upset at others on the forum, he'd remind them with his slogan "keep your cool." This is not a person-to-person interaction where I am standing in front of you yelling in your face. You can't hear my voice, you can't hear my tone, you can't see my face, and you're in no threat of me hitting physically hurting you. These are just words on a computer screen. YOU put your own prejudices, biases, and tones into the words. I am not of any threat to you, I am not even here. You're just getting mad at words on a computer screen, and that's an inanimate object. It's silly to feel anger and resentment towards words.

Being a nest of free speech tends to bring out the extremes. Lots of people come to these kinds of places, but only some of us stay. There's little benefit to be had for toeing the center line, or for having a big hug box where everyone agrees with everyone and everything and we all make out. So even if I don't really feel strongly on a topic, if someone is discussing it I'm going to take a position and take it as far as I can. That way we can quickly flesh out the idea and expose all aspects of all sides as quick as possible. Maximum growth -- that's what makes it attractive.

And remember what I said about my friend, don't get mad it's just words on a computer screen. Because they are just words on the computer screen, there is no bias or tone that is put into it except on the part of the reader. That is why we use extreme language, extreme pictures, extreme points. It's not to be mean, it's necessary in an environment like this for the speaker to have a discernible tone. It's necessary to understand them.

Consider Reddit for that last point. All kinds of fags there (btw, "fag" is often a compliment on image boards, you kiwifags) are now ending their comments in "/sneed". And why should they have to do that? Because they are so damn censored and soft spoken there it's impossible to tell if someone is serious of if they are being sarcastic. Around here it's immediately apparent, we don't need to fucking /sneed we use colourful language and paint interesting scenes with words as our brush in order to make it clear the intent behind the words -- to give us a meaningful personality externally rather than have our thoughts be interpreted solely through the brain of the reader.

You and your friends may give eachother high-fives all day and participation trophys, but that's not my life. Sure, I'm friendly to everyone, but I'm not friends with someone unless I respect them. And if they don't have a discernible personality outside of the one that I choose to give them by interpreting soft words, they might as well not exist. Instead, environments like this are better for people like other kiwis and myself, who have real standards and intelligence, and are able to express it.

And fuck even look at your story versus your experiences here. We've all encouraged you to get into politics because you seem to believe in it and enjoy working there. We've encouraged and even offered to support you in your own career. And what did Brianna do? She made it all about her. You aren't supposed to have a career of your own or fight causes of your own or have free time of your own because damnit she pays you chicken scratch and she is the only important person on this Earth. Can't you see the difference there man?

 

[AnOminous]

Yes I saw that weeks ago. So cheers.
Sad face for my reputation in general but probably even more if I stay on here. Not because y'all don't like Brianna or having right wing members, but because of the edgelord stuff. It's pretty bad if Brianna called somebody a sand n***** but stuff like that gets said on here almost on the daily. Not judging about it, but it ain't exactly reputation-boosting lol.

I generally wouldn't advise anyone with a reputation to protect to post here under their real name. Frankly, SJW types do not give one single fuck about what you said or whether it was offensive. If you've ever been here at all, you're just literally a Nazi Hitler whatever. Some of the racism here is ironic, some is real. It's not considered banworthy, though, like disagreeing with anything at all on some sites.

Like ResetEra which banned some guy today for nothing but saying he liked James Woods.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

I generally wouldn't advise anyone with a reputation to protect to post here under their real name. Frankly, SJW types do not give one single fuck about what you said or whether it was offensive. If you've ever been here at all, you're just literally a Nazi Hitler whatever. Some of the racism here is ironic, some is real. It's not considered banworthy, though, like disagreeing with anything at all on some sites.

Like ResetEra which banned some guy today for nothing but saying he liked James Woods.

By SJW logic, Robert H. Jackson, the chief prosecutor from the United States during the Nuremburg trials (war crimes against German officers after WW2) was a literal nazi because was present at the same meeting as True and Honest nazis on trial.

Maybe Warren thinks that is extreme but it's no different than the logic employed by SJWs today: if one nazi is at the table everyone there is a nazi. That's the rule.

Flippant generalizations like that really upset me. Guilt by association, no matter the association.
I feel like we are getting the same kind of logic pulled on us here, despite us just being a collective of fuzzy tropical fruit farmers.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

So Wu is actually too fucking dumb to appreciate a campaign worker actually having training in political campaigns. What an utter moron. An absolute, utter moron.

Seriously, you're too good for manipulative, crab-in-a-bucket narcissists like this.

Also that says everything you need to know about Wu. "What's in it for me?" All there is to Wu is I've got mine Jack.

Beat me to it. Warren needs to have that quotation needlepointed on a pillow. It is John's sole guiding principle in everything.

@W person cow, you can't let a con artist like John Flynt use you as a punching bag. He is slandering you because your insider's knowledge of his scampaign poses a dangerous threat to the fragile house of lies that is his entire fabricated backstory. If you don't fight back against this loathsome bully and flim-flam man, he will destroy your reputation.

When people report John's lies to you, the least you can do is smile and tell them there's a very good reason that John -- who claims to have had lengthy careers in several industries -- doesn't list a single former employer on his campaign website. (No, I don't count the vanity game company funded by John's husband as an employer, mostly because it is hundreds of thousands of dollars in the red and out of business,solely because of John's gross incompetence.)

Man up, you bog-hoppin, carrot-topped Mick faggot. (Me great-grandmother, Nellie Nugent, said it's OK to call you that because I have roots in Cork and Donegal and because my hair is redder than yours.)

 

[Norvic]

Actually the main thing decreasing my number of stories (besides laziness, absent mindedness and a weird sense of chivalry) is the meanness.
Like, what am I even doing here? Brianna reads every post here religiously, you know. Just like you hoped she did. And the main thing any of this gets me seems to be making her get mad at me and dis me to more people.
Brianna was pretty mean to me in some ways, but y'all can be meaner. Talking on here at all has done more damage to my life, career and reputation than anything else in a long time, and I hope you appreciate my still doing it. You were right that some people disrespected me for working for Brianna, but now both sides disrespect me. Sucks.
Anyway, here is a story:

"The first time Brianna got mad at me, and the time Brianna made me the saddest"

The first time Brianna really yelled at me was to do with a Kiwifarms thread. I already told that story.
But before that was in April, the first time she ever got mad at me about anything.
In April I won a contest with Our Revolution Massachusetts, and was basically voted "biggest Bernie Bro in Malden" or something. I won some free politics training in DC, but no ride down there or lodging. But Malden knew I was poor, and they raised $2000 for me and the runner up to go. No other town in MA raised nearly that much.
I was one of the poorest attendees out of 450 people, and definitely the poorest from the Northeast. People called me "Warren Dirty Shoes", because I had holes in my dirty shoes. I was super grateful to get to go, because of the kind people of Malden. I got to meet Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Keith Ellison, Jeff Weaver, Cynthia Nixon, Ben Jealous and Nomiki Konst. Nina Turner hung out with me and high-fived me. My friend's baby grabbed her boob. A DNC member showed me how to buy legal pot in DC and we smoked "DNC pot".
I took 25 different classes, and learned more about political campaigns in 4 days than in my entire life previous to that. I met lobbyists and think tanks first hand and experienced the fuckery. I made about 300+ amazing political connections, and I now personally know about 1 in every 20-30 Berniecrats running for state or federal office in the entire country.
But most importantly to Brianna, I got on MSNBC for a tiny 2-second non-speaking cameo.
Suddenly she was calling me up 50 times.
B:"Warren, what are you doing in DC?"
W:"I'm getting free training in political campaigns. Just like you got at Emerge, except instead of costing thousands of dollars, it's all paid for by Malden progressives and by Our Revolution. And instead of advice for women candidates, it's advice for progressive candidates of any gender. You said you wanted a progressive campaign, so I'm finding out how to do that successfully."
B:"Yes well you can't do any work for me if you're down there being busy all the time."
W:"Yes but I met Nina Turner and hung out with her today, and took a class with Jeff Weaver. NBC was filming it, and I'm about to go to a protest my friend Tania started at the White House."
B:"Warren I'm not paying you to advance your own political career."
W:"Yeah I understand. I met this awesome lady from Alaska while I was here, and she called me 'the best ground organizer in the entire country,' and she wants to pay me more just to help her campaign by internet. I like working for you way better because you're super nice and funny and colorful, but if you have to fire me, I understand."
B:"I'm not saying I want to fire you. I just need your help. Are you happy working for me?"
W:"Of course! I just, I mean, this is all so inspiring here. I've been crying all day. Nina Turner is just so inspiring. I feel like this trip has changed my life."
B:"Well but what's the benefit for me though?"
W:"Well the chair of the endorsements committee for Our Revolution Massachusetts (ORMA) is here, both co-chairs of ORMA are here, I met about 30 endorsement and support groups, from good ones like unions to bad ones like Facebook, and they all give candidates money and support if they're progressive. Plus I'm learning how to help you better, and there are 25 progressive candidates here from Massachusetts that you can connect with. Plus famous progressives, I mean what's the down side?"
B:"The down side is I need you helping me hire more staff. Are any of your new contacts going to help with that?"
W:"Maybe! I don't know, they all seem richer than me and working on their own campaigns. But they know EVERYBODY. But if you want more staff that's a good thing! I know like 5 people at home who could help."
B:"Okay great. Can you be back by tonight?"
W:"Um no, it doesn't end til 3 days from now, and that's when my ride is."
B:"Okay well I'm pretty disappointed in you."
W:"Really? Why?"
B:"You should tell me if you're going to leave for 4 days."
W:"I did tell you..."
B:"Let me finish. The New York Times is coming to interview me this week, and BuzzFeed and WIRED magazine, and this is a really bad time for you to be gone."
W:"Wow, WIRED magazine? That's great! I bet the underprivileged kids from Brockton would love if we did a story about teaching kids to code, and how tech companies can help low income and rural communities!"
B:"Exactly."
W:"Well I just don't have a ride or any money to get back right now, but I'll be back as soon as it's over. Plus my ride is the founder of Our Revolution Weymouth and also riding with me is the founder of Our Revolution Milton. I can talk to you about them both endorsing you!"
B:"Well that sounds good. Why haven't they endorsed me yet?"
W:"Well there's a vetting process. But they just changed the process specifically so you, Tahirah Wadud and Bill Cimbrelo will have a better chance, even though the groups in the 8th aren't as organized as up here in the 5th. And I basically helped talk them into that."
B:"Okay but you've already been trying that for months. What we need now is lots of fundraising so we can pay you more and hire more people."
W:"Yes, pay me more! I'm not very good at fundraising but I'll do the best I can. I'm still getting that raise on May 1st, right? And the back pay?"
B:"Yes, anything you want! But come back soon and help with this media stuff."
W:"I will! Okay now I'm going to run to the White House."
B:"Wait what are you doing there?"
W:"Protesting the war in Syria!"
B:"Are you going to get arrested? Do not get arrested!"
W:"No just hold up some signs and maybe get on TV"
B:"I saw you on TV earlier today. This is not about you getting on TV. Do not get me in trouble."
W:"I know. Okay fine whatever. I'll go see my other friend at the Pentagon instead."
B:"Warren, get some sleep so you can come back and be ready to work. This is a substantial raise you're getting already and you're not even in Massachusetts. Come back."
W:"I will! Have a lovely time with the press!"
***
That night a bunch of my friends protested at the White House and got on German, Dutch, Belgian, Russian and Arab TV news plus FOX News. MSNBC and CNN wanted to cover it when they thought we were protesting that night's potential Mueller firing, but not when it was a war protest. Which was pretty weird. But I guess Obama started the war, and those two stations seem to love bipartisan wars, especially CNN. Whatever. I went to the Pentagon and had an amazing experience which you would never believe. I bet that reality show coming to town will like hearing about it, though. Really mind blowing. And no, not involving sex if you're thinking that. Just nerdy electoral stuff, but like the gold mine of it.
***
Anyway, so I get home days later and, sorry no cigar, I missed the New York Times. Oh well, she warned me, no big deal. I see the article later, not bad.
So I go all over Whitman and Brockton and Norwood and Abington and tell everybody WIRED magazine and BuzzFeed are coming to town, and who wants to be in the story, and who wants to help me convince Brianna to come to Norwood or Brockton, and help the kids for the article, etc?
Several people get really excited, we get one school that helps kids with addictions, one Boy Scout leader who got girls in the Scouts and basically can sway or flip 4 towns just by saying somebody's a good person. Bill Murray's baseball team gets interested. Even STEPHEN LYNCH'S COLLEGE ROOMMATE.
I'm like "Brianna, we have to have these people over so you can meet them and help the working families in Brockton and stuff"
She's like "Bill Murray, hell yes I'll meet Bill Murray!"
I'm like "Well first you have to meet the boy scout guy and he gives you a good recommendation, and then the baseball team PROBABLY meets with you and you go throw out a baseball, and THEN you meet Bill Murray."
B:"That's pretty complicated, maybe later. What about Lynch's roomate?"
W:"He'd love to meet you! I'm friends with his friend! But keep in mind he's a centrist bipartisan economically conservative guy and it's not about parties or people or attack ads with him, it's about issues."
B:"Great, set it up!"
***
long story short, Brianna and Frank met with the roommate and completely blew the meeting. He agreed with them on the issues, gay rights, corruption in both the Democrats and Republicans, etc, although he isn't 100% anti trump like they are. But then Brianna cut to the chase:
B:"I'm an engineer, so I'll be blunt with you. I invited you here because you're Stephen Lynch's college roomate. We all know he's a bad guy and not progressive. You must have more dirt than anybody, including his cousin here. Tell me the dirt!"
The dude:"Um I don't agree that he's a bad guy. I think he's a pretty good guy. He listens to both sides like I do and he helped the unions. I mean gosh, he's my roomate and friend."
Me:"Well as you saw last Wednesday he's pretty out of touch with Brockton. We need a bold progressive future in the 8th and we need one bad, especially economically, and Brianna has access to the particulars of how that would work in a way that Stephen doesn't."
The dude:"I agree with that and that's why I'm here. But gosh, he's my friend. But I will tell you a story though."
(he tells a positive story about Stephen Lynch)
Frank: Let's talk about bro stuff in the kitchen.
The dude: Ok.
(they go off in the kitchen and it's me, my friend who introduced me to the dude, and a transgender Republican lady from like the Worcester area, and Brianna. I'm not really a "bro" type guy, more of a "watches abfab with the ladies" type guy, so perfect.)
The transgender Republican lady tells a story about how she's going to the Republican convention and gonna wave a transgender flag there.
I'm like wow, I'm not a Republican but I think that's awesome and very brave. Are you like a far right wing Republican or moderate, or like an Eisenhower Republican? She's like "funny you should say that because Eisenhower is one of my favorites!" I was like "Me too! I bet we have a lot in common! Are you pro cannabis?"
TR: "I am 100% pro cannabis!"
W: "Do we need more transparency in both parties?"
TR: "Yes!"
W: "Do we need more liberty for ordinary Americans, and not just the 1%?"
TR: "Yes! So you're a Bernie fan?"
W: "Yes indeed."
TR: "He's my favorite Democrat. You've got to tell it like it is."
W: "You've got to speak from the heart. And you've got to care about working families."
TR: "That's what Democrats don't do right, and it's a big reason why I'm a Republican. You know what my favorite bipartisan issue is?"
W: "We've got to fix our crumbling infrastructure!"
TR: "You read my mind." (awkward 90s high five)
My friend who introduced Lynch's roomate to us: "Speaking of infrastructure, I have a plan about how Brianna can fix the whole economy of Brockton, Whitman, East Bridgewater and Abington. What she needs to do is call these big-name tech friends of hers, bring them to the Brockton schools, and teach the kids to code, and then have WIRED magazine come interview us while she's doing that, while I do a SWOT assessment of all 4 towns and we put the data in the article. That will not only make the campaign look good and help a few kids, but it will help attract tech industry to the area, which it seriously needs. We've had factory after factory close down, the whole economy is devastated, and trying to get more shoe factory jobs like Stephen Lynch wants isn't going to do it. That industry is gone to the third world and it's not coming back. Almost the only jobs right now in the 8th are in military and tech, and people drive all the way to Boston for their tech jobs. If we had tech here, it would change everything. And the companies would like it, the prices are very good and we have lots of educated people, many of whom already work in tech."
She lays out more and more detailed plans of how Brianna could change the entire area with her tech contacts that she's always talking about. I get really excited, because I'm kinda poor, and the idea of helping poor people have a better chance makes me happy to think about and talk about. She and I start talking excitedly about all the people we know and how to set this up, and bring Bill Murray and Tito Jackson into it. Transgender Republican gets excited too. She'd be glad to help us. She likes industry. Friend and I keep insisting but we've got to train the jobs here. We've got to help the area, not just price people out. All 3 of us agree we've got to teach the kids to code. Some people say it's a neoliberal idea and I can see how tech is messing up San Francisco. But for rural areas it seems like it could really help. Plus over and over again when I'm in these 4 towns, people talk about jobs. We need jobs. So let's give them training AND tech jobs! Brianna can bring us both right? #BriannaFuture!
My friend: "People in Whitman and Abington have been offered a theoretical cupcake in the sky for decades by both parties, and they're going to take the cupcake in front of them with the hair in it over the one in the sky which might look better."
TR: "So true. Brianna needs to be out in the district SHOWing what she can do."
My friend: "Can we get Brianna's friend at Apple on the phone tomorrow about sending somebody down to help the kids?"
Brianna interrupts: "Sorry to interrupt and change the subject, but I *am* the candidate here, the one we are talking about."
Us: "Of course! Go right ahead!"
Brianna: "Do you think my podcast Rocket is one of THE tech podcasts, or just A tech podcast?"
My friend's face fell, and I don't think she ever saw Brianna the same again.
The dude: Well it's been nice, but I better head home!
He later declined to endorse Brianna.
No kids were ever helped or met with
No jobs came to Brockton
I applied to all 25+ endorsement opportunities I got in DC on Brianna's behalf, and got ONE of them. Because Brianna would not return their calls or emails. She eventually yelled at me so much for even trying to get them, that
WIRED never actually showed up
BuzzFeed never came to Boston, they invited Brianna to some conference in New York that she just went to and spoke at.
Brianna didn't want to meet with my friend anymore because she "talks over people too much". I eventually talked her back into ever hanging out with my friend over Bill Murray stuff, and we all met with the Boy Scouts guy and then a week later, Brianna got mad that that didn't get her Bill Murray when she never called the Boy Scouts guy back after the meeting even though I reminded her to over 10 times.
May 1st turned into May 15th. On May 14th I was suddenly "in trouble" for a post months before I ever worked for Brianna.
Raises did happen but they weren't as high as promised, because I was "in trouble". No back pay ever materialized.
Around June I discovered Wikifarms, and pretty much lost all remaining enthusiasm to do a good job. But I was already on the way there after all of the above.
Later on, Brianna fired me, as you know. My friend called me up to call Brianna the C word, and the B word and yell about it really loud.
***
Although I respect free speech and rights to say them, I do not approve of the "ironic" racism stuff here, or transphobia or homophobia. I'm pretty much a SJW "soyboy" in that regard. And I think it is pretty mean here, and stalker-y. I know not everyone, but some people. My friend read half a page of this thread and was like "they're like weaponized incels". And I kind of feel like a tattletale, even though Brianna made me sad. But I hope you enjoy my semi juicy (if a bit rambling) story. I may retreat into kind of a wussy bubble of people who like me for a while. But it's been fun being made fun of, in a way. Enjoy the snark fuel and sorry if I get "boring" for a bit.

Sorry deleted some text accidentally. Should read: "She eventually yelled at me so much for even trying to get them, that I got demoralized and mostly stopped.
WIRED never actually showed up"
like that. I don't mean that her yelling made them not show. I have no idea why.

Do you have enough of these anecdotes to fill a few chapters? If so, you really ought to write a book.
Call it <something narcissistic Wu said>: My time with the most dysfunctional political campaign on Earth. Intersperse chapters of Wu's hilarious behaviour with your own political opinions. I guarantee you there's an audience for it.

 

[W person cow]

Edit:
This is honestly your biggest failure on here. You think we're this ebin troll collective of secret incel alt-right h@xxors

No, I said nothing like that and you are just extrapolating. And I don't really care what you are in "real life". I just don't like the "ironic" edgelord "racism/sexism for the lulz" crap. I don't mean you necessarily and I don't expect it to stop. It's just low. And embarrassing to be associated with.

A big emotional defensive rant

I'm not offended or mad, I'm just bored, kinda grossed out and probly on to greener, nicer pastures for a while.
You may find having a macho insult contest all day to be like, life affirming and spiritual, but I find it draining.
Everyone's different, as you say.
If you want more stories, be nice, let me take breaks, and don't call me a "coward" every 5 minutes. I got to live, lol.

 

[Kosher Dill]

My time with the most dysfunctional political campaign on Earth.

Warren was a Hillary 2016 volunteer?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Do you have enough of these anecdotes to fill a few chapters? If so, you really ought to write a book.
Call it <something narcissistic Wu said>: My time with the most dysfunctional political campaign on Earth. Intersperse chapters of Wu's hilarious behaviour with your own political opinions. I guarantee you there's an audience for it.

"What's In It For Me?"
Inside the Fraudulent House Campaign
Of a Social Justice Warrior Con Artist

Changing House to Democratic might help to sell the book, but that's probably farther than you're willing to go.

Nevertheless, start writing, Warren.

When you've got an outline and five chapters done, I'll edit them at no charge and help you find a publisher. If your writing is beyond the pale, I'll help you find a co-author.

(You'll probably hear from John later today with a much more generous offer for your signature on that NDA. Thank me later.)

 

[W person cow]

He is slandering you because your insider's knowledge of his scampaign poses a very real threat to the very fragile house of lies that is his entire fabricated backstory. If you don't fight back against this loathsome bully and flim-flam man, he will destroy your reputation.

All I see is one vague tweet dude.

Man up

No. And I'm sick of all these "you're a coward", "man up", "stand up for yourself" appeals. I'm the wussy girly dude who hangs out with the ladies and listens to their problems. I don't care where I am in any macho hierarchy in someone else's mind. Appeal to compassion works on me, appeal to progressiveness sure. Flattery, even the fake kind, works ridiculously well as you've seen. Appeal to "manliness"? Or lectures from anonymous chickens about what constitutes bravery?
Not interested. I ain't the bravest but maybe I ain't the wussiest either in some regards. Or maybe I am. But either way I'm not into that game. I feel like most of my male friends have these really stunted friendships because they're always playing "Quier es mas macho?" Screw that. I'll cry with the ladies and do sewing circles.
Like a "soyboy".

 

[Particle Bored]

Others have said all that needs to be said. I’ll jusy say that during Civil War 2.0, I’ll radio the NE patriots and let them know to spare the carrot top in the Bernie 2024 shirt when he’s dragged from the smoldering wreckage of a Soros-chartered Antifa bus. I’ll tell em you’re harmless but make good coffee.

PS: as far as “man up” vs compassion: remember that exposing a bully and a scammer helps prevent further victims, and removes a negative influence on the perception of “progressives.”

 

[W person cow]

If I don't get a response to my question AND a funny Brianna story by Sunday, 10PM EST 1AM WST, the potential exchange of 4 minutes of your time for a photo of Stephen Lynch wearing a Crown Of Dicks is OFF THE TABLE.

Do one of Neil Kinnon instead. Stephen Lynch is the least of my problems these days.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&sou...aw319Drs35YOe_-kGfw-tFRD&ust=1531725900100911

Others have said all that needs to be said. I’ll jusy say that during Civil War 2.0, I’ll radio the NE patriots and let them know to spare the carrot top in the Bernie 2024 shirt when he’s dragged from the smoldering wreckage of a Soros-chartered Antifa bus. I’ll tell em you’re harmless but make good coffee.

Civil War 2.0 already happened on July 4, and nobody came except Alex Jones.
https://www.facebook.com/events/1311828955616555/

 

[Particle Bored]

Civil War 2.0 already happened on July 4, and nobody came except Alex Jones.
https://www.facebook.com/events/1311828955616555/

I’m not one of those that think it’s an inevitability, but there are a significant number of people on both sides that think that it is. Some think we’re already in the early stages. I don’t know if that’s true or what form it will ultimately take, but rest assured anyone that tries throwing a Molotov at my house won’t live to tell the tale.

PS: that was a pretty good story. All it was missing was a Mississippi reference.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Appeal to compassion works on me, appeal to progressiveness sure. Flattery, even the fake kind, works ridiculously well as you've seen. Appeal to "manliness"? Or lectures from anonymous chickens about what constitutes bravery?
Not interested.

So in other words, suck your ass or you're leaving and taking your toys with you?
Yeah, no.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

All I see is one vague tweet dude.

"And the main thing any of this gets me seems to be making her get mad at me and dis me to more people."

That quote is from you, Warren.

So either you're lying in that quote or you're lying when you say that the only bad thing John has said about you is in "one vague tweet."

I realize that logic is not your strong suit -- otherwise you'd never have gone to work for John for 87 cents an hour -- but this is ridiculous. You just said john is slandering you in front of even "more people."

And you don't have to man up to write a book. Stop posting here and get to work on Chapter One: Lord of the Lies.

 

[W person cow]

So in other words, suck your ass or you're leaving and taking your toys with you?
Yeah, no.

If showing any level of kindness or patience constitutes "sucking ass" to you, then that's exactly what I mean. If you don't get what I'm saying, oh well. But I think you do know what I mean, and you're just being an edgelord as usual, "Dr Boe Jangles". Wankity wank.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

If showing any level of kindness or patience constitutes "sucking ass" to you, then that's exactly what I mean. If you don't get what I'm saying, oh well. But I think you do know what I mean, and you're just being an edgelord as usual, "Dr Boe Jangles". Wankity wank.

No, I understand entirely what you're saying. I think you're confused as to the lukewarm response:
We've got the good shit out of you already, and you're kind of an ass to deal with. You have only ever had anyone's attention because of an actual cow you temporarily associated with, and now you're demanding asspats or you'll leave.
To which the general consensus seems to be "well, thanks for the info, good luck, fuck off".
Either stick around, man up, and deal with the culture as it exists, or piss off and we'll go back to business as usual, but nobody is going to kiss up to you or break out the kid gloves, and being a whiny faggot about it isn't doing you any good.

 

[W person cow]

"And the main thing any of this gets me seems to be making her get mad at me and dis me to more people."
So either you're lying in that quote or you're lying when you say that the only bad thing John has said about you is in "one vague tweet."

No I'm not lying, you paranoid nut. What I'm saying is that there's very little upside for me in hanging out with a bunch of gross jerks.
I have more stories to tell and could tell them. But I think that one may be enough for a bit, if this is just a big soulless macho wank fest.
I'm sure I'll be back. Heck I haven't exactly left yet.
It just gets tiring. Sort of an echo of how Brianna treated me. Lots of entitled demands for very little reward, recognition or even patience.

 

[Particle Bored]

No I'm not lying, you paranoid nut. What I'm saying is that there's very little upside for me in hanging out with a bunch of gross jerks.
I have more stories to tell and could tell them. But I think that one may be enough for a bit, if this is just a big soulless macho wank fest.
I'm sure I'll be back. Heck I haven't exactly left yet.
It just gets tiring. Sort of an echo of how Brianna treated me. Lots of entitled demands for very little reward, recognition or even patience.

At least we’re paying you what was promised. (although I think @Dimethyl Ketone may owe Stephen a good dicking now)