🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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I'm so fancy &/or decorative
(But) You already know &/or realize
I'm in the fast-lane &/or road
From L.A.-to-Tokyo
I'm so fancy &/or intricate
Can't you taste &/or relish this gold?
Remember-my-name &/or identity
'Bout &/or going-to-blow

~ TJ Azalea ft. Charli CWC
 
buster_kitten said:
...as you would already be aware if you weren't busy having a funeral for one of your two remaining brain cells.
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or as Pinkie Pie [of My-Little-Pony fame (in which Wierd "Al" Yankovic has at one-time-or-another been a guest star/special-guest)] would say &/or be correct in saying, your slightly-eaten corpse would put the "fun" in FUNeral!!!
(A TJChurch tract.)
 
I will treasure this forever. :story:


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Darky said:
What are the chances of him coming back and smugly announcing that since this thread is still going, that he was right in saying that leaving wouldn't kill the thread?
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You mean besides the fact it appears to be against Forum rules to state facts (even obviously-proven ones) in threads?!... That must be against the rules, or else there might still have begun a thread about me, but not with half of these statements, & not in this section.
 
CuriousBystander said:
I will treasure this forever. :story:


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This guy just has no fucking idea what he talks about, right? like, he doesn't knows what "ironically" means, or how can his negative ratings "prove that the people that rate him are the stupid ones"... he just tries to pretend to be smart, but ends up looking like a total idiot... also, i love reading what he says with his real life picture right next to it lol
 
Cowlick said:
You mean besides the fact it appears to be against Forum rules to state facts (even obviously-proven ones) in threads?!... That must be against the rules, or else there might still have begun a thread about me, but not with half of these statements, & not in this section.
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HE HAS RISEN!
 
Cowlick said:
You mean besides the fact it appears to be against Forum rules to state facts (even obviously-proven ones) in threads?!... That must be against the rules, or else there might still have begun a thread about me, but not with half of these statements, & not in this section.
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Please set the record straight then
 
Cowlick said:
You mean besides the fact it appears to be against Forum rules to state facts (even obviously-proven ones) in threads?!... That must be against the rules, or else there might still have begun a thread about me, but not with half of these statements, & not in this section.
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Don't you have better things to do in your life than be here right now?
 
Part of me wants to go on a thing about the fact that intellect takes several forms (fight me in music theory, Cowlick, I dare you) but it's so useless and self-serving and off-topic it won't be worth the negative ratings and the fact that Cowlick won't even respond the way I'd want. Ah well. I can dream.

In the meantime, Cowlick, here's a question: what makes you more intelligent than us?
 
Cowlick said:
You mean besides the fact it appears to be against Forum rules to state facts (even obviously-proven ones) in threads?!... That must be against the rules, or else there might still have begun a thread about me, but not with half of these statements, & not in this section.
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1. What the fuck are you smoking?
2. Can I have some?

Altissimo said:
(fight me in music theory, Cowlick, I dare you)
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This is why I follow you. ^_^ :heart-full:
 
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