Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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@W person cow, if you'll look at the main thread on your former employer, you'll see that another denizen of the Twittersphere is accusing John of porn stalking a bipolar, bisexual Muslim woman.

Do you think these allegations will hinder John's campaign? What about allegations made by a trans woman that John drove her to commit suicide by burning herself to death?

#Ibelieveher
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
lol Warren doesn't give a fuck, we could have documentary evidence of Frank and John operating a worldwide child prostitution ring from their home but he would still support them over @RepStephenLynch because "they have the right messaging".
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That would be a tough decision.

Kosher Dill said:
Are you in favor of a higher speed limit for Porsches since their advanced stability systems allow for safe driving and handling at speeds that would be dangerous for poor people's cars?
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No. Porsches are really poopy cars that are basically a scam to buy. People who drive them are stupid.
 
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Warren, have you recently spoken to the friend who took your place with the campaign? I know you don’t want to betray any confidences, but can you tell us if his or her feelings about the campaign have changed? Or if yours have based on things your friend has told you?

How’s Malden these days? What are your current goals with your political position?
 
One thing I've learned. If Warren Lynch is behind a candidate... well it means nothing...
Not that it's a surprise.

Warren, why don't you try to work for Elizabeth Warren? Then your first name and her last name match! Plus I want to know if she cry-talks all the time, or only when on camera or in front of a crowd.

If not, at least lie to me and say you did, then make up funny stuff about her.

Although, if you want to talk about signs, I do have a few questions:
Nearby to my old house, there was one of those road signs signalling a turn ahead. Not a sharp turn, just one of those caution: turn signs. Now that's weird enough, because the driver really ought to know to follow the road regardless of signage. But it gets weirder, because this sign was 3x as thick as a normal sign, and flashed. So I have to imagine it was far pricier than a normal sign. What's up with that?

Secondly, you know how when you're driving around you'll see signs like "Speed Monitored by Radar"? OK, now I get those signs, it probably gets people to slow down to the speed limit. But why does every single sign say something slightly different? Honestly, I've seen "Speed Monitored by Radar", "Speed Patrolled by Radar", "Speed Controlled by Radar"(That one's technically wrong, I was still in complete control of my speed).
Why are they not consistent? And what kind of moron thinks "Speed Patrolled by Radar" makes any kind of grammatical sense? I get what it's trying to say, but come on... Do the cops actually write those signs or something?

And since you got me started... what the hell am I supposed to do when I see a "Caution: Deaf Child" sign, or something similar? I was under the impression that I'm not supposed to run any children over, regardless of their handicaps.

Also, what is with the "End Speed Zone" signs? Like... I didn't even know I was in a speed zone, now you're telling me it's ending? And uh... what is the appropriate response? Typically when I'm expected to change speeds a handy sign informs me of the new limit.

You know... I could rant about signs for a while...
 
W person cow said:
Because I'm bored and you're still obsessed with Brianna.
I'm more concerned with municipal sign ordinances.
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That's enough to let me know the answer is "yes."

Anyways.... you know where you are, right? This is the Brianna Wu subforum, not the offtopic section.


Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
Why are they not consistent? And what kind of moron thinks "Speed Patrolled by Radar" makes any kind of grammatical sense? I get what it's trying to say, but come on... Do the cops actually write those signs or something?
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Shit, around here we've got "Speed enforced by aircraft" signs.

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I've actually never seen somebody speeding get hit by a missile from a chopper. What's up with that Warren? Isn't that false advertising?

Also... we've got signs "DUI Enforcement Zone" but aren't all public roads DUI enforcement zones?
 
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Wow, good point, you've got enforced and aircraft to mix in there too. I wonder just how many versions of that sign there are.

I just imagine there must be someone being paid far, far too much to come up with these random variations on road signs.
 
Can we hope to see MA variants of these included in the next public works project? Can you provide any opinion on potential font changes?

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ZKWNordman said:
Warren, have you recently spoken to the friend who took your place with the campaign? I know you don’t want to betray any confidences, but can you tell us if his or her feelings about the campaign have changed? Or if yours have based on things your friend has told you?
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We have not spoken since, really. I do have juicy details from 2 other employees who quit though. Or maybe not juicy. Just the kind of stuff you would predict, really. Y'all can probably guess why they quit.
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How’s Malden these days? What are your current goals with your political position?
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Malden is a seething pit of fuckery as usual. I just drove all over Malden today looking at zoning. The regulations are ridiculous. If Republicans want such a "free market", they should fricking ease back on the insane zoning restrictions. I understand having some zoning, but it sure ain't just the Democrats who are trying to over-regulate everybody, I tell you hwut!
Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
Warren, why don't you try to work for Elizabeth Warren? Then your first name and her last name match! Plus I want to know if she cry-talks all the time, or only when on camera or in front of a crowd.
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How much is she paying?
She has gotten a little better about the cry-talking. Her speech at the Dem convention was pretty on point and seemed from the heart. She had my teeth on edge for like a year there though. I talked to her speech coach when I was in DC, and he is a really amazing person. Which I think is part of why she is doing better.
Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
If not, at least lie to me and say you did, then make up funny stuff about her.
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She fired me for body slamming 8 month old babies on national television.

Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
Although, if you want to talk about signs, I do have a few questions:
Nearby to my old house, there was one of those road signs signalling a turn ahead. Not a sharp turn, just one of those caution: turn signs. Now that's weird enough, because the driver really ought to know to follow the road regardless of signage. But it gets weirder, because this sign was 3x as thick as a normal sign, and flashed. So I have to imagine it was far pricier than a normal sign. What's up with that?
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No doubt there was a death or serious injury at that turn, and somebody over-reacted?

Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
Secondly, you know how when you're driving around you'll see signs like "Speed Monitored by Radar"? OK, now I get those signs, it probably gets people to slow down to the speed limit. But why does every single sign say something slightly different? Honestly, I've seen "Speed Monitored by Radar", "Speed Patrolled by Radar", "Speed Controlled by Radar"(That one's technically wrong, I was still in complete control of my speed).
Why are they not consistent? And what kind of moron thinks "Speed Patrolled by Radar" makes any kind of grammatical sense? I get what it's trying to say, but come on... Do the cops actually write those signs or something?
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Even worse, municipal bureaucrats! There is a sign by my house that says "RIGHT TURN OLNY" which has been up, unchanged, for 10 years now.

Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
And since you got me started... what the hell am I supposed to do when I see a "Caution: Deaf Child" sign, or something similar? I was under the impression that I'm not supposed to run any children over, regardless of their handicaps.
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I imagine you are supposed to keep in mind that if a kid runs out in the road in that area, honking your horn may not help, and you should stop the car and make rude gestures instead, so you do not accidentally run them over.
 
W person cow said:
Even worse, municipal bureaucrats! There is a sign by my house that says "RIGHT TURN OLNY" which has been up, unchanged, for 10 years now.
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Another of my favorites is a sign that says "Stop Ahead." Except it's a one way street and has been for something like 20 years and you aren't even supposed to be going in that direction at all. The stop sign hasn't been there since last millennium.
 
W person cow said:
Even worse, municipal bureaucrats! There is a sign by my house that says "RIGHT TURN OLNY" which has been up, unchanged, for 10 years now.
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There are a few signs in my area which indicate "Deer crossing' and have a flying deer. Folks have put a red nose on said deer and one even has a sleigh behind it.

What are your feelings on defacing government signs? Is that okay?

What if somebody used spraypaint to change the "RIGHT TURN OLNY" to "RIGHT TURN ONLY?"

Or, what if they changed it to "Right Turn? O'RLY?"
 
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