🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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buster_kitten said:
He was also active on the phun.org forums under the names TJChurch and, after that account was permabanned, TNAdnuder2001. This guy's been blacklisted from nearly every community he's joined, and most places seem to scrub his content after he's been booted.
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I like how his ban evasion account has "Redundant" spelled backwards in it.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Maybe he thinks he can sue for libel?

I'm not a lawyer, but a thread is a collection of separate posts by different people, so even if a person committed it, it would be that person who would be liable. Also, assuming CWCkiforums is based in the USA, they're protected by a little thing called "freedom of speech."
(there's some limits to it like obscenity or copyright infringement, but trying to get a thread taken down only because people are saying stuff about you that you don't like isn't going to work out in court.)
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How can it be libel if it is true? Law school 101.
 
Monkees Not Like Britney
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Originally posted by Curi0us_George
Pop includes *n sync, Britney Spears, the Monkeys, etc. Pop is music created for the sole purpose of entertaining the masses.

Don't call rock "pop". It may be popular music, but it is not pop. Rap is not pop. Country is not pop. There are, of course, some songs that cross between genres, but don't stick other genres into pop.
How DARE you make a connection between music like The Monkees & Britney Spears!!! I could understand it, perhaps, until a few weeks ago. I was in a movie theater, & the "radio" in the theater was playing NSYNC, Britney, etc. Halfway thru an NSYNC song, the lyrics stopped, & it was just music for what seemed like hours. That's fine when you're in a club & can still dance along to it or something, but in a place such as a theater, when you're to remain in your seats for a long time, a song with a "dance break" has no place in that environment.
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I'll just leave this here.
Fun Fact: This is legit the angriest post I've seen written by him, dude really likes The Monkees.
 
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HawkerHurricane said:
Hey TJ, The Monkees are a shit band that makes shit music meant to emulate, capitalize and leech off of the success of The Beatles, in essence they're a cheap Beatles Knock-Off, also they're like the 60's equivalent of Britney Spears or N*Sync.
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Hey man, I like the Monkees. No need to bring them into this. :lol:
 
Kitlen said:
For anyone who wants some old user accounts of TJ...
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How the hell is he born in 1982? He looks like a fourteen year old incestuous trailer park boy on meth. wow

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TJ, you do know that if your ratings bar looks like a lightsaber, it should ideally look like a green lightsaber and not a red one, right?
 
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Hey guys- I had an idea you guys might be able to help develop!


So I was thinking- why don't we afford Dr. Church an opportunity to have his thread removed? A noble contest of will and intellect, ala the Liquid Chris Singstar Challenge! And the victor could decide the fate of this very thread. As for the contest itself, it could take a number of forms, but I've been thinking of a writing competition. TJ feels writing is a strength of his, and prose seems an excellent way for him to demonstrate his superior intellect.


So, here's how I envision this going down...


Step One - we agree upon a format and topic (for example- a science fiction short story, an erotic poem, a treatise on the CWCki Forums and their detrimental effect on society as a whole, or perhaps none of the above). TJ would have input as to the contest's format, of course.


Step Two – CWCki forums nominates a champion (or maybe 2-4 champions), and everybody involved submits their work to a chosen forum moderator, who in turn, publishes the finished product without any names attached. This would prevent people from reflexsively shitting on TJ's work, or mindlessly voting for our champion, thus insuring TJ gets a fair shake.


Step Three – We read the finished products, and vote for “The Best.” Once the voting window closes, the moderator would reveal the authors, and the votes would be tallied. And if TJ prevails, we would remove the thread. And if he loses, well, he admits to being bested fair and square. Either way, the forum gets itself a much-craved injection of Hot TJ Goodness.


Anyway, that's my proposal! An honorable, winner takes all duel fought with pens, not swords. What do you guys think?
 
Mister Moo said:
Hey guys- I had an idea you guys might be able to help develop!


So I was thinking- why don't we afford Dr. Church an opportunity to have his thread removed? A noble contest of will and intellect, ala the Liquid Chris Singstar Challenge! And the victor could decide the fate of this very thread. As for the contest itself, it could take a number of forms, but I've been thinking of a writing competition. TJ feels writing is a strength of his, and prose seems an excellent way for him to demonstrate his superior intellect.


So, here's how I envision this going down...


Step One - we agree upon a format and topic (for example- a science fiction short story, an erotic poem, a treatise on the CWCki Forums and their detrimental effect on society as a whole, or perhaps none of the above). TJ would have input as to the contest's format, of course.


Step Two – CWCki forums nominates a champion (or maybe 2-4 champions), and everybody involved submits their work to a chosen forum moderator, who in turn, publishes the finished product without any names attached. This would prevent people from reflexsively shitting on TJ's work, or mindlessly voting for our champion, thus insuring TJ gets a fair shake.


Step Three – We read the finished products, and vote for “The Best.” Once the voting window closes, the moderator would reveal the authors, and the votes would be tallied. And if TJ prevails, we would remove the thread. And if he loses, well, he admits to being bested fair and square. Either way, the forum gets itself a much-craved injection of Hot TJ Goodness.


Anyway, that's my proposal! An honorable, winner takes all duel fought with pens, not swords. What do you guys think?
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I agree wholeheartedly.
 
Mister Moo said:
Hey guys- I had an idea you guys might be able to help develop!


So I was thinking- why don't we afford Dr. Church an opportunity to have his thread removed? A noble contest of will and intellect, ala the Liquid Chris Singstar Challenge! And the victor could decide the fate of this very thread. As for the contest itself, it could take a number of forms, but I've been thinking of a writing competition. TJ feels writing is a strength of his, and prose seems an excellent way for him to demonstrate his superior intellect.


So, here's how I envision this going down...


Step One - we agree upon a format and topic (for example- a science fiction short story, an erotic poem, a treatise on the CWCki Forums and their detrimental effect on society as a whole, or perhaps none of the above). TJ would have input as to the contest's format, of course.


Step Two – CWCki forums nominates a champion (or maybe 2-4 champions), and everybody involved submits their work to a chosen forum moderator, who in turn, publishes the finished product without any names attached. This would prevent people from reflexsively shitting on TJ's work, or mindlessly voting for our champion, thus insuring TJ gets a fair shake.


Step Three – We read the finished products, and vote for “The Best.” Once the voting window closes, the moderator would reveal the authors, and the votes would be tallied. And if TJ prevails, we would remove the thread. And if he loses, well, he admits to being bested fair and square. Either way, the forum gets itself a much-craved injection of Hot TJ Goodness.


Anyway, that's my proposal! An honorable, winner takes all duel fought with pens, not swords. What do you guys think?
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I like this idea. The only problem is that pens can still be used as stabby things.
 
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