🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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@Cowlick TJ! It's Kitlen! Can you please respond to my well thought out argument using logical fallacy? This can be academic!
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
I am so jelly right now! Totally peanut butter and jelly!

(*sits in a corner and pouts*)
Why won't Churchie respond to me?
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TJ-kun's tiny brain can't handle all of our loving comments at once, you have to speak slowly and be patient with him. Someday he'll notice you, just keep believing!
 
For anyone who wants some old user accounts of TJ...
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Hey TJ, The Monkees are a shit band that makes shit music meant to emulate, capitalize and leech off of the success of The Beatles, in essence they're a cheap Beatles Knock-Off, also they're like the 60's equivalent of Britney Spears or N*Sync.
 
I've come to the conclusion TJ doesn't really want this thread to disappear. How could he, when it would mean losing so many great friends? It's always good to feel loved, even if only on the internet, which is why we need to keep this thread as active as possible.
 
HawkerHurricane said:
Hey TJ, The Monkees are a shit band that makes shit music meant to emulate, capitalize and leech off of the success of The Beatles, in essence they're a cheap Beatles Knock-Off, also they're like the 60's equivalent of Britney Spears or N*Sync.
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(shrugs) I thought Ríu Ríu Chíu was pretty nice, but to each his own.
 
Burned Man said:
Why are Will's thought in third person? A good reading but you could have read it in a Frankenstein or other Monster Voice.
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That was beautiful.... but seriously though the dude writes smut like he writes refrigerator manuals for a living. Pro-tip my Bovine buddy if you want people to whack it to your prose, try to make it sound less like you're taking notes for a sexbot experiment. Please bro, my boner is like a limp noodle here....
 
Kitlen said:
For anyone who wants some old user accounts of TJ...
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He was also active on the phun.org forums under the names TJChurch and, after that account was permabanned, TNAdnuder2001. This guy's been blacklisted from nearly every community he's joined, and most places seem to scrub his content after he's been booted.
TJChurch returned under a new ID and: said:
Also, I don't see why people are assuming I'm someone else under any new ID; That's laughable."
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Winnowing through his rules-lawyering shitposts, one discovers that he likes celebrity noodz and Kim Kardashian's plump ass, but dislikes Miley Cyrus, Taylor Momsen and acting like a reasonable human being.

Interestingly, he demonstrates some understanding of cause-and-effect in social interaction. He is surprised and touched when certain other posters express concern &/or sympathy for his medical problems, because he knows he's been a massive dick to them in the past.
 
buster_kitten said:
He was also active on the phun.org forums under the names TJChurch and, after that account was permabanned, TNAdnuder2001. This guy's been blacklisted from nearly every community he's joined, and most places seem to scrub his content after he's been booted.
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The funniest part to me is we're probably the only forums that actively won't ban him. We're probably his best shot at being accepted by an online community.
 
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